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SmudgetheClaret
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by SmudgetheClaret » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:36 am
It's new year lets lighten the pre match mood? I heard these lately(probably very old one's ) but they tickled me..
a Liverpool fan had Man U on the tele a few years ago and as he walked to the kitchen he clipped the tv stand with his leg and Ronaldo went down ...
a young rovers fan saved his pocket money for 6 weeks and bought the latest home shirt and the first time his mum washed it and hung it on the washing line somebody nicked the pegs ...
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piston broke
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by piston broke » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:57 am
Can’t be arsed putting the pictures up but on fb this morning there were four pictures.
Ranieri, Andy Taylor(the ref), Solskjaer & Bielsa.
Tinker, Taylor, Solskjaer, Spy.
Tickled me.
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Test User
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by Test User » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:04 am
If this thread is supposed to be for posting jokes then the first two posts are off-topic.
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Bosscat
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by Bosscat » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:18 am
At Blackburn Rovers a couple of lads were caught climbing over the wall.....
As a punishment they were made to sit and watch the rest of the match......
Old one but always makes me chuckle...
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Dazzler
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by Dazzler » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:39 am
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MACCA
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by MACCA » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:44 am
A lad I work with was gutted when he woke up Sunday morning, he had stupidly left 2 Blackburn Rovers season tickets on the dashboard of his car after Saturdays game.
Yep you guessed it, the window had been put through, and another 2 season tickets left there....
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Andym26
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by Andym26 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:44 am
1. What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette.
2. A bad football team is like an old bra, no cups and very little support!
