On Northwest tonight that some councils are looking at banning dogs from public places and fining owners for breaching it.

Cant believe its taken this long to enforce. Cant walk more than two streets in Burnley without having to dodge dog ****. And who wants a nice walk up pendle or towneley spoiled by some idiots dog on the loose.

Nothing worse than dog owners. Thinking you love their dog as much as they do. Never mind the biting, who wants some mutt jumping up with its **** covered paws licking your face.

Would you vote for a similar move in Burnley?

Good cast.
Should get a few bites....

Nothing wrong with dogs at all (I am not a dog owner either) just stupid ignorant lazy dog owners.

Dogpoo bags are on sale in our local post office 50p for 50 thats 1p per sh*t if you own a dog....

Pick it up and dispose of it in the bins provided you ignorant disgusting lazy buggers... if you can afford to keep a dog you can afford 1p a sh*t.

Has somebody had their face licked up Pendle?

We have some great football pitches in Oswaldtwistle, The White Ash playing fields, you cant walk past without seeing dogs running about and S....ng all over the area, yet directly across the road there is a large, unused public field that no dog owners choose to use to excercise their dogs, I certainly would like to see dogs and their owners banned from the football fields then perhaps we will see a few more sliding tackles going in from our local teams on Sunday mornings.good post cricketfield.

Same old story Dogs getting Dogs abuse yet again..leave those Mutts alone I cry

Would you vote for a similar move in Burnley?

Absolutely!

Stinking rotten mutts!

Glad you've taken the lead on this CFC

I used to be a responsible dog owner, I’d always take bags with me and pick up the mess. These days I don’t bother. The way I see it is that all dog owners are tarred with the same brush so I just let my dog lay a cable where she pleases and leave it to firm up and degrade. I try to avoid children’s play areas etc but if you’ve gotta go you’ve gotta go.

Seriously bored now... ******* tiresome in the extreme.

Nothing worse than dog owners. Thinking you love their dog as much as they do. Never mind the biting, who wants some mutt jumping up with its **** covered paws licking your face.

They just don't get it do they..?

"I don't wish to stroke or pat your smelly mutt"

They have tried this before in Burnley.
https://academic.oup.com/tcbh/article/28/2/239/2888520

Rileybobs wrote:I used to be a responsible dog owner, I’d always take bags with me and pick up the mess. These days I don’t bother. The way I see it is that all dog owners are tarred with the same brush so I just let my dog lay a cable where she pleases and leave it to firm up and degrade. I try to avoid children’s play areas etc but if you’ve gotta go you’ve gotta go.

You almost had me there ! For one moment I thought you were being serious as I began typing lazy b...tard!

Dazzler wrote:They just don't get it do they..?

"I don't wish to stroke or pat your smelly mutt"

Or the dog

Bosscat wrote:Or the dog

brilliant

I don't think I'm capable of loving any animal enough to be prepared to pick its leavings up in a little bag.

We were sat on a bench eating our lunch on a coastal footpath when a big silly Labrador came bounding up to us at full pelt - nearly sticking its head into our lunch. The owner about 30 meters away shouted "it's ok, he doesn't bite'". I shouted back "I fecking do". The dog owner quickly had it back on its lead.

I refuse to use the non recyclable pooh bags.

Can't see the issue.....too much fuss made by the bleeding hearts...nowt wrong with a bit of brown here and there...as long as its not in my garden ..or the house....who cares???

Koreans Love their dogs we should follow their Lead.

fatboy47 wrote:Can't see the issue.....too much fuss made by the bleeding hearts...nowt wrong with a bit of brown here and there...as long as its not in my garden ..or the house....who cares???

Don't you have a toilet in the house then m8

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When I was kid ... in our village we had a character nicknamed Fred the phantom crapper.... his Mrs banned him from the house because of his supposedly messy toilet habit... so he would be seen striding out over the fields evrey morning to do his business

The rumour had it ... that to help him go ... he took (epsom) salts .... my m8 said he took salts all right SOMERSALTS hence the mess

We used to collect Dog Poo's and stick little "Fred the phantom crapper was here" flags in them around the village for a laugh.....

MrTopTier wrote:They have tried this before in Burnley.
https://academic.oup.com/tcbh/article/28/2/239/2888520

That is my mum

Bosscat wrote:We used to collect Dog Poo's and stick little "Fred the phantom crapper was here" flags in them around the village for a laugh.....

Sounds like you had a marvellous childhood, Bosscat.

Billy Balfour wrote:We were sat on a bench eating our lunch on a coastal footpath when a big silly Labrador came bounding up to us at full pelt - nearly sticking its head into our lunch. The owner about 30 meters away shouted "it's ok, he doesn't bite'". I shouted back "I fecking do". The dog owner quickly had it back on its lead.

These are the worse owners!

**** off with your big mongy dog!

The problem is that every empty head in this country seems to own a dog.

I walk daughter's dogs sometimes and also carry a short handled coal shovel. It's for picking up dogger and also serves as a defence against abusive youths in cars with blacked-out windows stopping and oining you.

Billy Balfour wrote:Sounds like you had a marvellous childhood, Bosscat.

Brilliant m8 absolutely Brilliant


Anybody watching Only Connect one of the Connecting rounds was about the "Bristol Stool Chart" very apt for this thread

Billy Balfour wrote:Sounds like you had a marvellous childhood, Bosscat.

Obviously a sh!t one surely?

Bin Ont Turf wrote:The problem is that every empty head in this country seems to own a dog.

Fidels got three??

tim_noone wrote:Fidels got three??

Is he an empty head?

All dogs to be licenced and DNA tested. Any hundekacke found in public places to be DNA sampled and a fine of £1000 to be issued to the registered owner. Death penalty for those who refuse pay. Ok, maybe I'm being too draconian here. Fines to be around the £500 mark.

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Stevie2112 wrote:That is my mum

There was a song by I think "The Houghton Weavers" or a similar group back in the day about this....

Called "Burnleys Parks and Gardens"

Dog lovers can be strange people. My great grandma was a dog lover. She once said that she would never have voted for Hitler if she knew he'd end up poisoning his dog.

Macca refuses to comment on this after last years rant.
He got quite a few posters very high rate when he told them the truth about their dogs last time.

Very high rate

I used to use supermarket plastic bags to pick up my dog's. When i moved to Kentucky, a girl was incredulous at what I was doing. "This is Kentucky... PEOPLE **** in the streets...."

Billy Balfour wrote:All dogs to be licenced and DNA tested. Any hundekacke found in public places to be DNA sampled and a fine of £1000 to be issued to the registered owner. Death penalty for those who refuse pay. Ok, maybe I'm being too draconian here. Fines to be around the £500 mark.

You can’t get a dna profile from sh1t unless there is blood in it.

Charlie, how'd you do in Xpert 11 this year. I was the worst non-disbanded team in Division 3. Think of me as the Notts County of the Clarets Championship. At least I haven't been caught taking pictures of my manhood (at least not yet, probably because the subject matter is too small).

cricketfieldclarets wrote:On Northwest tonight that some councils are looking at banning dogs from public places and fining owners for breaching it.

Cant believe its taken this long to enforce. Cant walk more than two streets in Burnley without having to dodge dog ****. And who wants a nice walk up pendle or towneley spoiled by some idiots dog on the loose.

Nothing worse than dog owners. Thinking you love their dog as much as they do. Never mind the biting, who wants some mutt jumping up with its **** covered paws licking your face.

Would you vote for a similar move in Burnley?

I do not no if this is a total pish take but agree completely.

MACCA wrote:Macca refuses to comment on this after last years rant.

are you Jeremy Bentham in disguise?

Judging by the crap postings on here I assume it's a slow news day.

Dogs are great and my Staffy is better than most people I know.

MrTopTier wrote:They have tried this before in Burnley.
https://academic.oup.com/tcbh/article/28/2/239/2888520

That is a really well written and researched article! I remember playing in The Park and seeing this protest and joining in with my mates. Didn’t go down too well that night when my dad saw me on Look North West leading the parade!!!

I’m sure the Council did something about dogs a couple of months ago?

Bfcboyo wrote:I do not no if this is a total pish take but agree completely.

No **** take. Some idiot with his huge rotweiller on the canal on sunday. Shits all over the towpath then just brazenly walks off.

I would have said something but for the sheer size and brainlessness of the big dopy thing. Owner that is not the rottweiler.

Could do with dog parks like in America.

Dogs wouldn't be a problem if their owners knew how to train them. How many of them do you see being towed around by their dog, which I believe is a sign that the dog regards them as a lesser member of its pack.

Imagine being that thick that your own dog looks down on you.

cricketfieldclarets wrote:On Northwest tonight that some councils are looking at banning dogs from public places and fining owners for breaching it.

Cant believe its taken this long to enforce. Cant walk more than two streets in Burnley without having to dodge dog ****. And who wants a nice walk up pendle or towneley spoiled by some idiots dog on the loose.

Nothing worse than dog owners. Thinking you love their dog as much as they do. Never mind the biting, who wants some mutt jumping up with its **** covered paws licking your face.

Would you vote for a similar move in Burnley?

On a serious note I've always liked dogs very much and still do but yes its part of the responsibility of every owner to look after their dog properly and part of that is to pick up the dogs mess and not letting them pee up peoples walls... but banning them from public places?

I would need to look at the details of that before commenting further, anyone got a link please?

What do we do about cats.Never trust anyone who dislikes dog they tend to be miserable gits.

claretblue wrote:are you Jeremy Bentham in disguise?

Well there's that many Macca's int cricketfield and there's a cricketfieldclarets int Macca's , it's all a bit confusing.

Although I'm sure Mr Bentham wishes he had my darting ability.

Cats are the worst. All they do is eat,sleep, destroy stuff and sh!t wherever they want