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Horrendous song and dance.....
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:03 am
by SlidingTackle
Moving on from the 'discussions' about our transfer coup, can we all just agree on one thing?
Please, please, can we make sure that IF our lanky forward scores for us, there is no revival of the old 'Pearcy, Pearcy show us your dance' refrain.
Singing 'Crouchy, Crouchy show us your dance' will just encourage him, and we're better than that.
Re: Horrendous song and dance.....
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:05 am
by piston broke
When he scores he can do what he likes but I’ll be dancing.
Re: Horrendous song and dance.....
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:16 am
by Rick_Muller
Watching Crouchy get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through Burnley is scary
It's not very sensible either
He didn't come here to get beaten
He came to score goals as the last man
Would never score them past Heaton
The old Au-tom-a-ton
La La Laaa La la; la la la la la la...
La La Laaa La la; la la la la la la...
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I know... our lot wouldn't manage more than 2 syllables and two lines...
Re: Horrendous song and dance.....
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:39 am
by TheFamilyCat
Rick_Muller wrote:Watching Crouchy get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through Burnley is scary
It's not very sensible either
He didn't come here to get beaten
He came to score goals as the last man
Would never score them past Heaton
The old Au-tom-a-ton
La La Laaa La la; la la la la la la...
La La Laaa La la; la la la la la la...
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I know... our lot wouldn't manage more than 2 syllables and two lines...
I think “two lines” is the problem when it comes to our singing.
Re: Horrendous song and dance.....
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:18 pm
by clansman
just change the vokes song to crouchy, crouchy crouchy etc. with a second verse of lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky he's so lanky.
Re: Horrendous song and dance.....
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:16 pm
by tybfc
clansman wrote:just change the vokes song to crouchy, crouchy crouchy etc. with a second verse of lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky he's so lanky.
clansman - I have heard your singing!
Re: Horrendous song and dance.....
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:20 pm
by Spike
cannot be worse than that awful blue robot. what a shocking choice of colour ! Smacks of laziness -when has Blue been our colours!
Re: Horrendous song and dance.....
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:26 pm
by MACCA
He's big, he's tall
The board wouldn't spend fcuk all
Peter crouch
Peter crouch
Or
He's big, he's tall
He cost the board fcuk all
Peter crouch
Peter crouch
Re: Horrendous song and dance.....
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:53 pm
by clansman
Im classically trained TY.!!