This is brilliant.

Is that the bridge near the Royal Dyche? if so Crouchy will bang his head unless he crawls under it, brilliant post eddie.

Yup, it's the canal bridge near the RD.

Yes it even got a mention on MOD 2.

evensteadiereddie wrote:Yup, it's the canal bridge near the RD.

It's 't Culvert!

Sick bants

It's t'culvert, sure enough but real culverts flow under a road or railway not over them...........

evensteadiereddie wrote:It's t'culvert, sure enough but real culverts flow under a road or railway not over them...........

Correct Eddie ... You'll find it does flow under the road.thats a canal over the top.

Under’t aqueduct then?

Longsidebogs wrote:Under’t aqueduct then?

Correct. I think strictly speaking it is closer to an aqueduct.

Aye but what else have the Romans done for us ?

evensteadiereddie wrote:Aye but what else have the Romans done for us ?

Sewers?
Central Heating?

Here we go....

OK, apart from the culverts, aqueducts, sewers and central heating what else have they done for us ?

evensteadiereddie wrote:OK, apart from the culverts, aqueducts, sewers and central heating what else have they done for us ?

Wine?
Roads?

Medicine ?
Public Order ?

Ok apart from;
culverts, aqueducts, sewers, central heating, wine, roads, medicine and public order, what have the Romans ever done for us?


baths?

Brilliant !
I was going to say education but I'm not so sure in Burnley....
Anyway, so long as Crouchie is the Messiah and not just a naughty boy, we'll be all right....

You bas**rd. I have been in this hole for 35 years and never said a word,
in you jump, stand on my toe and now you are telling me to sshhh.
'I'm alive, alive, alive...…..I'm alive, we'll survive'.

Stomp, stomp, stomp.... 'No sir, nobody in there Sir'.


Now consider the lilies.

Crouchie: I'm not the Messiah!
ClaretandJew: I say you are, Lord, and I should know, I've followed a few!
The UTC board: Hail, Messiah!
Crouchie: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen?! I'm not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!
CT: Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!
Crouchie: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me?! All right, I am the Messiah!
The UTC board : He is! He is the Messiah!
Crouchie: Now, **** off!
[Silence]
CT: How shall we **** off, oh Lord?
Crouchie: Oh, just go away! Leave me alone!





What a fim ! What a culvert !

ok eddie...you have won!

I feel a right biggus dickus now.

2 Bee Holed wrote:
I feel a right biggus dickus now.

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus!

CanuckClaret wrote:I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus!

So have I; his father was Nortius Maximus and wasn't his mother Incontinentia Buttucks ?

can we stop now?

2 Bee Holed wrote:So have I; his father was Nortius Maximus and wasn't his mother Incontinentia Buttucks ?

can we stop now?

Yeah move on to something else.


BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!!

Did Crouchie have a lovely piece of halibut for his pre-match meal?

If the Germans had of bombed the Culvert in the second world war the production of army uniforms would have ground to halt for quite a period of time due to the central mills that produced the uniforms.
Not a lot of people know that.