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Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:47 am
by DefourGenius
Drop in a few suggestions of your own, not the same old one word boring ones. Here’s an idea:

Ashley Westwood wins the ball
Ashley Westwood’s our workhorse
Ashley Westwood makes a pass
Ashley Westwood’s ******* class

To the tune of the Anthony Martials song if u know that

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:51 am
by Devils_Advocate
He's a real steady eddie having a good spell but there's nothing about him that warrants his own song. Within a few years of him leaving us only CT and his archives will actually remember the lad

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:54 am
by fidelcastro
Devils_Advocate wrote:He's a real steady eddie having a good spell but there's nothing about him that warrants his own song. Within a few years of him leaving us only CT and his archives will actually remember the lad
Complete belmtardery from you, as always.

:roll: :(

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:58 am
by Devils_Advocate
fidelcastro wrote:Complete belmtardery from you, as always.

:roll: :(
Who are we talking about again...I cant remember?

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 1:01 am
by fidelcastro
Devils_Advocate wrote:Who are we talking about again...I cant remember?
Well... you wouldn't, seeing as you hardly ever go on, it's hardly surprising that the players aren't familiar to you.

:lol:

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:15 am
by Spike
There’s only one Ashley Westwood!

Played really well for us for two seasons now while Defour has been on the TV series Casualty

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:44 am
by box_of_frogs
We wouldn’t be able to sing it properly anyway due to our inability to sing anything with a tempo slower than 1000 beats per minute.

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:51 am
by 4:20
To Disturbed, Down With The Sickness

Get up, we're going down with your sickness
Get up, we're going down with your sickness
Get up, we're going down with your sickness
Open up the pack-ate, Beechams is yer mate.

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:54 am
by ŽižkovClaret
To "Go West" by Pet Shop Boys

Westwood, going box to box
Westwood, blocking all your shots
Westwood, plays like 2 is 3
Westwood, plays for Burn-a-lee

(no, you **** off)

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:55 am
by ŽižkovClaret
Spike wrote:There’s only one Ashley Westwood!

Played really well for us for two seasons now while Defour has been on the TV series Casualty
Hows that second line go? Can't think of the tune

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:08 am
by CharlieinNewMexico
Weeeee believe in the Westwood! (Theater of hate)

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:14 am
by Bordeauxclaret
Come on, we all know it’s going to be “du du du du Ashley Westwood”

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:17 am
by ŽižkovClaret
He only cost 5 million
We thought he's probably crap
But now we've seen him play more
We want to see him capped

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:31 pm
by MACCA
DefourGenius wrote:Drop in a few suggestions of your own, not the same old one word boring ones. Here’s an idea:

Ashley Westwood wins the ball
Ashley Westwood’s our workhorse
Ashley Westwood makes a pass
Ashley Westwood’s ******* class

To the tune of the Anthony Martials song if u know that
Whats the Anthony Martial song tune for all those that don't have a 2nd team or are a closet red?

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:36 pm
by bfccrazy
One that’d fit perfectly and not be new to Burnley gleans would be the old “Vokesy/Ingsy” chant.

Ashley
Ashley Ashley
Ashley Ashley
Ashley ASHLEY
WESTWOOD

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:38 pm
by ClaretMoffitt
ZizkovClaret wrote:To "Go West" by Pet Shop Boys

Westwood, going box to box
Westwood, blocking all your shots
Westwood, plays like 2 is 3
Westwood, plays for Burn-a-lee

(no, you **** off)
First two lines and tune is excellent, think we can do better with second 2 though

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:39 pm
by Funkydrummer
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I'll leave it to the wordsmiths to sort it out. :D

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:46 pm
by claretbonkers
Hi ho Ashley Westwood ?

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:48 pm
by Vegas Claret
ClaretMoffitt wrote:First two lines and tune is excellent, think we can do better with second 2 though
Westwood, going box to box
Westwood, blocking all your shots
Westwood, he can pick a pass
Westwood, he is ******* class

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:50 pm
by bfccrazy
Ohhhhhh, his name is Ashley Westwood
He plays in claret and blue
And if you try and run at him - he’ll take the ball off you
He plays it to the left - he spreads it to the right
And when he played at Ewood - he made them all look shite.

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 1:05 pm
by ClaretMoffitt
Vegas Claret wrote:Westwood, going box to box
Westwood, blocking all your shots
Westwood, he can pick a pass
Westwood, he is ******* class
Like it.

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 1:09 pm
by wilks_bfc
Can we not have a song with swearing please

I’m no snowflake and I know swearing goes on at grounds but It’s very difficult when on with kids to sing some of the songs

Re: Westwood needs a song

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 1:54 pm
by CoolClaret
'Westwood needs a song, Westwood Westwood needs a song'


Rinse and repeat