In the tune of American Pie
An we started singing Dwight Dwight Dwight McNeil
Oh he is so good it’s unreal
Oh let go by United if only they know
Now we sing he’s one of our own
Now we sing he’s one of our own
Repeat

utc1882 wrote:In the tune of American Pie
An we started singing Dwight Dwight Dwight McNeil
Oh he is so good it’s unreal
Oh let go by United if only they know
Now we sing he’s one of our own
Now we sing he’s one of our own
Repeat

. thinks the topic starter should be ashamed of himself.

. wrote:. thinks the topic starter should be ashamed of himself.

He’s got the full back in his pocket,
He’ll beat him down the left and down the right,
He’ll cross in to Woody,
Or over to Barnesy,
Cos Dwight McNeil is dynamite

And with his tricks, he’s a mystery,
And he’s playing on the wing for Bur-ner-Lee,
He’s the one who’s gonna make it alright,
Dwight McNeil is chuffing dynamite....
A-la la la....

(Only Fools and Horses tune)

To the tune of Night's in White Satin
Dwight can score tap ins
At the Bee Hole end
Headers and curlers
He makes the ball bend .

Beat that for cringy .

Dancin' down the wing Dwight
Everybody's feeling warm and bright
It is such a fine and natural sight
When you’re ...... dancin' down the wing Dwight

Toploader - Dancing in the moonlight.

Everybody’s feeling warm and bright?

I’ve just heard The Longside turning in its grave.

New Order - Blue Monday

How does it feel
that we've got Dwight McNeil
He's gonna help us win
and you just can't stop him

Vegas Claret wrote:New Order - Blue Monday

How does it feel
that we've got Dwight McNeil
He's gonna help us win
and you just can't stop him

that, Sir, is fantastic

Surely we can do better than the "he's one of our own" or regurgitating the same old dirges with just inserting a different name?

To the tune from the TV series "Robin Hood" from the 60's

Dwight McNeil Dwight McNeil
Flying down the wing
Dwight McNeil Dwight McNeil
You will hear us sing

Scores with his left
Scores with his Right
He’s our Dwight
He’s our Dwight
He's our Dwight

Foulthrow wrote:He’s got the full back in his pocket,
He’ll beat him down the left and down the right,
He’ll cross in to Woody,
Or over to Barnesy,
Cos Dwight McNeil is dynamite

And with his tricks, he’s a mystery,
And he’s playing on the wing for Bur-ner-Lee,
He’s the one who’s gonna make it alright,
Dwight McNeil is chuffing dynamite....
A-la la la....

(Only Fools and Horses tune)

That would be brilliant to hear that.. something that isn't over in 20secs etc..

If it's going to catch on, it needs to be two lines long and then repeat.

The Sit Down chant used by Liverpool for Salah scans pretty well for McNeil, as it happens - it fits that brief and has the benefit of being a new tune.

The “he’s one of our own” chant is embarrassing.

For some reason we really struggle to come up with something good.

Take Ben Mee for example... excellent song for him in “a message to you” and we opt for “Ben Mee, Ben Mee” to the tune of “hi-ho” sung So fast they couldn’t actually pronounce his name properly.

Only slight problem with this is that United fans sing (or used to) a version about City....

This is Dwight McNeil of the Burnley
This is Dwight McNeil in the ball
This is Dwight McNeil of the Burnley
Scoring a goal

(Inspiral Carpets ‘This is How it Feels’)

TheFamilyCat wrote:Only slight problem with this is that United fans sing (or used to) a version about City....

This is Dwight McNeil of the Burnley
This is Dwight McNeil in the ball
This is Dwight McNeil of the Burnley
Scoring a goal

(Inspiral Carpets ‘This is How it Feels’)

Anyone posting so called Dwight McNeil songs on here should automatically get a lifetime ban going on T’turf

joey13 wrote:Anyone posting so called Dwight McNeil songs on here should automatically get a lifetime ban going on T’turf

Can you get me some tickets for Huddersfield then?

TheFamilyCat wrote:Can you get me some tickets for Huddersfield then?

I expect there’ll be plenty of spare seats next season, so get your own

To the tune of She’s Electric

He’s the reason
That we’ve stayed up this season
But we don’t forget Tom Heaton
Or Dwight McNeil

Father Jack wrote:To the tune of She’s Electric

He’s the reason
That we’ve stayed up this season
But we don’t forget Tom Heaton
Or Dwight McNeil

Kinell that has got to be the lamest effort ever.

We deserve relegation just based on that ditty.

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To the tune above. Easy and catchy.

Dwight McNeils a Burnley player and he takes the ****, out of full backs every week.

Just a simple song as we all know the longer ones never catch on ...

Dwight, Dwight will tear you apart again!

Dwight McNeil do do do-do do-do
Dwight McNeil do do do-do do-do
Dwight McNeil

To Baby Shark. Simple and catchy.

claretandblue1989 wrote:Dwight McNeil do do do-do do-do
Dwight McNeil do do do-do do-do
Dwight McNeil

To Baby Shark. Simple and catchy.

please leave, forever

To the tune of Lionel Richie's Dancing on the Ceiling:

Oh, what a feeling
When your team's got Dwight McNeil in.

Dwight McNeils our winger,
He'll cross, he'll shoot, he'll score,
He'll take on a defender,
And put them on the floor,
He'll hit it with his left foot, he'll hit it with his right,
And when he keeps us (or now he's kept us) in the league we'll sing this song all night!

claretandblue1989 wrote:Dwight McNeil do do do-do do-do
Dwight McNeil do do do-do do-do
Dwight McNeil

To Baby Shark. Simple and catchy.

Ban him for life, from here and the ground.

Its the only way to be sure.

To the tune of Guantanamera by Joseíto Fernandez for when Dwight sods off in the summer for more money

One greedy bast*rd,
You're just one greedy bast*rd

Grimsdale wrote:To the tune of Lionel Richie's Dancing on the Ceiling:

Oh, what a feeling
When your team's got Dwight McNeil in.

This has got winner written all over it...

Possibly a tadge optimistic but..
Imagine the atmosphere.
Three and a half sides of the ground singing full length Bohemian Rhapsody but tinkering with a few words... Sean Dyche conducting...
Bob Lord... "Let him go !"
Longside... "Dwight McNeil... we won't let him go !"
CFS... "Let him go !"
Longside... "We won't let him go !"
Jimmy Mac... "Scaramouche Scaramouche"
And so on....

Woonderbah wrote:Possibly a tadge optimistic but..

I think a little more than a "tadge" optimistic

Rick_Muller wrote:I think a little more than a "tadge" optimistic

Think big.. we're Premier League
And it will no doubt be sung at normal tempo then sped up to a crescendo faster n faster.
Wouldn't surprise me if The Turf Moor Choir are in the hit parade

To the chant of "he's one of our own"

He comes from Rochdale, he comes from Rochdale
Dwight McNeil
He comes from Rochdale

We should just sing Twist and Shout and only swap Teist and Shout for Dwight McNeil. All the other lyrics are fine. Also will work with our sppeeeeeeddddd singers

*To the tune of Common People*

He comes from Rochdale just like the co-op
Studied football at Carrington college
That's where Dwight,
Caught our eye

Told us that he'd been released
Cos they said he couldn't take a set piece
Dyche said ok
And in 30 seconds flat, he said

I want you on the Burnley wing, son
I want you feeding crosses straight to Wood
I want you on the Burnley wing son
I want you, cos you're really too good

Well, what else... could he do
He said "I'll cross to Barnesy too"

cockneyclaret wrote:That would be brilliant to hear that.. something that isn't over in 20secs etc..

Our speed singers could get through Stairway to Heaven in 20 seconds.....

Herts Clarets wrote:Our speed singers could get through Stairway to Heaven in 20 seconds.....

: true!

To tune of She Bangs The Drums by Stone Roses

Have you seen him, have you heard
The way he plays there are no words
To describe Dwight McNeil

How did he ever see that pass
He scores the first, sets up the last
he's our own Dwight McNeil