has anybody figured out what they are for?

Cocaine

traditionally a pocket watch, however more used for a condom pocket these days

Viagra

It's a key pocket.

pushpinpussy wrote:has anybody figured out what they are for?

Steve1956's Wallet

Doorkey
Tickets
Thumbnail photo of Sean Dyche

Plectrums

It’s a thumb rest whilst you’re smoking a cigarette and pretending to be Steve Mcqueen

As Rick Muller said, they were originally designed for pocket watches.

Good for getting a cheeky hauf eccie out of

Rubber johnnies.

Emergency 20 quid on a night out

Folded up £20 for when you're blackout drunk and wake up in Halifax.

pushpinpussy wrote:has anybody figured out what they are for?

You are free to use them as you wish assuming that they belong to you of course...any more stupid questions

They were to hold stamps.

Imploding Turtle wrote:Folded up £20 for when you're blackout drunk and wake up in Halifax.

Never happen to you seeing as you're house bound.

Clarinetclaret wrote:Never happen to you seeing as you're house bound.

It's weird that you'd use "house bound" as a pejorative. Should house bound people be ashamed of something? Kinda weird that you seem to think they should be.

Originally designed to hold a pocket watch; though I always referred to it as the ‘Johnny Pocket’. One would often be delighted to find a folded £5 or £10 not in there, intact, after it had been through the wash(pre-plastic notes).

Imploding Turtle wrote:It's weird that you'd use "house bound" as a pejorative. Should house bound people be ashamed of something? Kinda weird that you seem to think they should be.

Just owt to have a cheap hit, Turtle.

Bosscat wrote:Steve1956's Wallet

WTF

It is for saving Match badges so that they get safely home when one has had a shandy

Steve1956 wrote:WTF

Imploding Turtle wrote:It's weird that you'd use "house bound" as a pejorative. Should house bound people be ashamed of something? Kinda weird that you seem to think they should be.

Not at all. Just stating a fact that you don't actually have a real life, just an online one. I almost feel sorry for you. You'll never have a normal kind of life. Unless you call living in a room in your parents house at 30 plus normal!

Clarinetclaret wrote:Not at all. Just stating a fact that you don't actually have a real life, just an online one. I almost feel sorry for you that you'll never have a normal kind of life. Unless you call living with mummy at 30 plus normal!

bobinho wrote:Rubber johnnies.

Blimey you are showing your age

Must be in your 60's I reckon just like me

It's for Bosscat's big book of witty retort's

Steve1956 wrote:It's for Bosscat's big book of witty retort's

Cheers Steve

Bosscat wrote: Cheers Steve

You asked for it....

Steve1956 wrote:You asked for it....

I did didn't I
But you did call me a short fat bloke on crutches

mkmel wrote:Blimey you are showing your age

Must be in your 60's I reckon just like me

Early fifties...

None taken.

Bosscat wrote:I did didn't I
But you did call me a short fat bloke on crutches

Do I know you?

Steve1956 wrote:Do I know you?

Steve1956 wrote:That little fat fella with the crutches is Bosscat.

Bosscat wrote:

Steve1956 wrote:

How does a jeans pocket post revert to a sensitive agrophobic slanging match ?

Are you house bound IT . It would make a lot of people feel crap if you were for slating your total waste of spare time . Maybe you could push it even if your not the sympathy card would work well in your favour.

Back to the pocket. It was originally designed to carry one bullet should you ever be captured by native American Indians to blow your brains out before being mutilated for stealing their land and killing their people.

I still carry mine today . Yeehah

In the olden days people had much smaller hands. That small pocket was in fact normal size. As hands became bigger people demanded larger pockets. And so bigger pockets were added. Oddly they were added over the top of the smaller one. Possibly it was because the public were not willing to forego the small one for the sake of the larger ones.

Clarinetclaret wrote:Not at all. Just stating a fact that you don't actually have a real life, just an online one. I almost feel sorry for you. You'll never have a normal kind of life. Unless you call living in a room in your parents house at 30 plus normal!

What is Normal?

RMutt wrote:In the olden days people had much smaller hands. That small pocket was in fact normal size. As hands became bigger people demanded larger pockets. And so bigger pockets were added. Oddly they were added over the top of the smaller one. Possibly it was because the public were not willing to forego the small one for the sake of the larger ones.

Inknew somebody would bring Jeremy Beadle up. Disgraceful.

Bfcboyo wrote:Inknew somebody would bring Jeremy Beadle up. Disgraceful.

He would never fit that hand in that little Johnny pocket!

Clarinetclaret wrote:Not at all. Just stating a fact that you don't actually have a real life, just an online one. I almost feel sorry for you. You'll never have a normal kind of life. Unless you call living in a room in your parents house at 30 plus normal!

Interesting. So house bound people don't have a life. That seems to be your argument now.

Just in case anyone reading this is new and doesn't know how much of a piece of **** this guy is, he's completely wrong and knows nothing about me. He's just trying to bully someone online by making **** up because that seems to be how clarinetclaret likes to pass his time. He doesn't post often, but when he does it's usually hatred he posts.

Bfcboyo wrote:How does a jeans pocket post revert to a sensitive agrophobic slanging match ?

Are you house bound IT . It would make a lot of people feel crap if you were for slating your total waste of spare time . Maybe you could push it even if your not the sympathy card would work well in your favour.

Back to the pocket. It was originally designed to carry one bullet should you ever be captured by native American Indians to blow your brains out before being mutilated for stealing their land and killing their people.

I still carry mine today . Yeehah

**** knows. For all I know clarinetclaret has issues and if he does then he should work to resolve them. His contributions to this forum in the last few months have been less than stellar.

Imploding Turtle wrote:Interesting. So house bound people don't have a life. That seems to be your argument now.

Just in case anyone reading this is new and doesn't know how much of a piece of **** this guy is, he's completely wrong and knows nothing about me. He's just trying to bully someone online by making **** up because that seems to be how clarinetclaret likes to pass his time. He doesn't post often, but when he does it's usually hatred he posts.

Funny enough I've been on the end of this guys bile,can't remember why but he just fired into me for nothing...best ignored,prick list member.

Steve1956 wrote:Funny enough I've been on the end of this guys bile,can't remember why but he just fired into me for nothing...best ignored,prick list member.

I'm not joking, it literally started when i said you could build a working 4k gaming PC for the price of an Xbox One X at launch price. It was hilarious.

Imploding Turtle wrote:I'm not joking, it literally started when i said you could build a working 4k gaming PC for the price of an Xbox One X at launch price. It was hilarious.

Obviously he disagreed

Steve1956 wrote:Obviously he disagreed

No, he agreed.

I'm kidding. Yes, he disagreed.

DomBFC1882 wrote:Cocaine

Correct

Or a number of substances they dont bother to search anybody for at the CFS entrance

theroyaldyche wrote:Correct

Or a number of substances they dont bother to search anybody for at the CFS entrance

Brains?

cricketfieldclarets wrote:Brains?

Faggot..