• Inappropriate names

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:18 pm**

Roger Burnley,president and CEO of ASDA supports......Huddersfield Town.

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:22 pm**

Richard Burnley, MD of Kingspan UK supports... Leeds United.

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:26 pm**

Dave Burnley supports Burnley

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:36 pm**

Tony Scholes - Chief Exec of Stoke City

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:38 pm**

Colin W@nker alias Neil Warnock .

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:39 pm**

conyoviejo wrote:Colin W@nker alias Neil Warnock .

OP said innappropriate

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:41 pm**

ZizkovClaret wrote:OP said innappropriate

Sorry

Neil Warnock ...Colin W@nker

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:48 pm**

One day I'm hoping that a commentator will grow some balls and use the correct German pronunciation of Christian Fuchs' surname

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:58 pm**

Falcon wrote:One day I'm hoping that a commentator will grow some balls and use the correct German pronunciation of Christian Fuchs' surname

Well, Kuntz has retired so if they are allowed one

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:59 pm**

Paul Dickov

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 5:23 pm**

Roderick Fanni

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Francisco Arce

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Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:41 pm**

FactualFrank wrote:Paul Dickov

Seems wholly appropriate.

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:48 pm**

2010 Citroen appointed a new sales director.

His name was Charles Peugeot

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:15 pm**

I’m in Kitchener, Ontario, a city with a huge population of German decent. Formerly called Berlin, changed to Kitchener during WW1 for obvious reasons. The pronunciation of names such as Fuchs and Kuntz has been anglicized to protect the innocent

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:38 pm**

exilecanada wrote:I’m in Kitchener, Ontario, a city with a huge population of German decent. Formerly called Berlin, changed to Kitchener during WW1 for obvious reasons. The pronunciation of names such as Fuchs and Kuntz has been anglicized to protect the innocent

I once had to telephone a Mr Kuntz for work. It didn't end well...

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:48 pm**

I was once sent to mend a machine at a firm and had to ask the receptionist for Mr. Muff.

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:51 pm**

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Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:58 pm**

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Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:18 pm**

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Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:21 pm**

The Chase:

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Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:23 pm**

There was a Porto player called Argel *****. Remember it from ECL highlights.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argel_*****

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:26 pm**

Inappriate would be Fuchs Ake in the same back four!

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:26 pm**

.... unless it was Bournemouth, of course, then it would be very appropriate, given their defensive quality.

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:27 pm**

Speaking in favour of sodomy in Brunei

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:46 pm**

Danny Shittu.... also slightly different but there are a few players out there that don't suit their surnames because of their usual meaning i.e. Peter Crouch - being so tall and Kyle Walker - who's main attribute is arguably running fast

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:20 pm**

cbx750 wrote:I was once sent to mend a machine at a firm and had to ask the receptionist for Mr. Muff.

Which takes me Back years when I gave the Lady customer of the house a colour chart to Look at for the external decoration work... Handing it back her words to me and my work mate were...."I really like Muffin" Bemused she couldn't understand why we both stood in front of her P!ssing are selves Laughing....but we agreed to muffin for her Lintels.. And black downspouts

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:59 am**

Former Wales manager.....Mike England.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:02 am**

I’ve seen a Dr De’Ath listed in a hospital directory

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:05 am**

i went to college with a lad called Wayne Ankers.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:16 am**

claretabroad wrote:i went to college with a lad called Wayne Ankers.

Was his middle name Colin as well?

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:33 am**

ZizkovClaret wrote:Tony Scholes - Chief Exec of Stoke City

Sshhh - not everyone knew what I was up to when not on here

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:04 am**

Our IT fella is called Chris Peacock....... or Crispy Cock to his mates

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:07 am**

I’ve worked with a Don Keddick and a Tom Bowler, he was given Bingo.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:17 am**

Falcon wrote:One day I'm hoping that a commentator will grow some balls and use the correct German pronunciation of Christian Fuchs' surname

Do you remember the East German from years ago called Kuntz? Commentators used to pronounce it Koontz if I recall and that was in the days before political correctness.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:19 am**

wilks_bfc wrote:I’ve seen a Dr De’Ath listed in a hospital directory

I know a builder called De'Ath. He built my extension, good chap if anyone needs a good builder.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:23 am**

Stefan Kuntz

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:25 am**

Our very own Ian Cox slipping effortlessly into a back three of Cox Fuchs Kuntz

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:56 am**

Can't believe this hasnt had a mention yet:

The batsman's Holding the bowler's Willey

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:07 pm**

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:09 pm**

Roger Burnley, named at the top of the thread, has resigned as a director of Huddersfield Town this morning.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:19 pm**

For years, Frank Beard was the only member of ZZ Top with no facial hair.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:29 pm**

ZizkovClaret wrote:Can't believe this hasnt had a mention yet:

Or even this - "The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey"

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:34 pm**

Fenwick wrote:I once had to telephone a Mr Kuntz for work. It didn't end well...

I once had to ring a customer in New York called Dick Rise, that didn't end well either, especially when I asked the lady who answered the phone if I could speak to Dick and she replied "which one, we have a few Dicks working here"

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:00 pm**

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Danielle Outlaw, chief of police

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:06 pm**

Nigel Blackburn who lives in Dover follows Burnley everywhere

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:09 pm**

houseboy wrote:Do you remember the East German from years ago called Kuntz? Commentators used to pronounce it Koontz if I recall and that was in the days before political correctness.

That's how it is pronounced. As is Fuchs - Fooks.

I suppose the Argentinian footballed Oscar Arce was pronounced differently too - I don't know.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:16 pm**

he did have the famous forward line of Heath. Robinson

Winston White who wasn't!

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:33 pm**

Danny Drinkwater?

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:55 pm**

The first time I flew to Spain we had just settled into our seats preparing for takeoff when over the radio "Good morning and welcome to today's flight to Alicante, this is Captain Grief speaking"

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:38 pm**

Don't forget Wayne Kerr

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