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Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:36 pm
by claretnproud
come on, lets have some suggestions rather than the obvious.
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:41 pm
by Aclaret
"Warnock, Warnock where's yer eyebrows, Warnock where's yer eyebrows "
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:42 pm
by tim_noone
"Well meet Again" and easy to sing. I like Colin he's been good for the game IMO.
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:49 pm
by morpheus2
tim_noone wrote:"Well meet Again" and easy to sing. I like Colin he's been good for the game IMO.
On that theme...
"Goodbyeee, goodbyeee, wipe the tear, Colin dear from your eyeeee"
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:50 pm
by Bosscat
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:12 pm
by Darthlaw
Cheer up Colin W4nker,
Oh what can it mean?
To an old grumpy cheater
And his
Welsh football team?
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:26 pm
by MACCA
"Are you watching , are you watching, are you watching Stan Ternent, are you watching Stan Ternant "
This one is for you,
This one is for yooouuuu
Oh Stanley Ternant,
This one is for you
( as we cruise to victory and all but relegate Cardiff )
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:36 pm
by claptrappers_union
Ternent knocked you out
Ternent Ternent knocked you out!
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:38 pm
by Lord Beamish
I think Colin won the “Who’s the better manager?” argument between them, some time ago.
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:40 pm
by boatshed bill
To the tune of "Remember you're a Womble"
Only have to change one word!

Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:28 pm
by Zom Zom
I know he expects some stick, and he'll get some, but I can't bring myself to revel in the season he's had. I like the bloke. He is one of the real characters of the game, and has mentioned he might walk away from football at the end of the season regardless of the outcome for Cardiff City.
The Emiliano Sala tragedy, the signing of Clyne which never happened.. He has had a torrid time all in all. As long as the stick doesn't become personal and remains light hearted, fine.
**** me I've certainly mellowed over the last few years!

Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:35 pm
by jdrobbo
Can I be really boring? (Asking to be shot down)
Let’s just win the bloody game!
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:39 pm
by claptrappers_union
Are you a player?
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:40 pm
by Aclaret
jdrobbo wrote:Can I be really boring? (Asking to be shot down)
Let’s just win the bloody game!
What about win the game, then just stare at him.
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:51 pm
by LordBob
I must have missed something somewhere but would one you kind people explain to me why Mr Warnock is 'affectionately' referred to as Colin
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:07 pm
by cbx750
Take Colin from Neil Warnock and rearrange the leftover letters.
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:07 pm
by tim_noone
LordBob wrote:I must have missed something somewhere but would one you kind people explain to me why Mr Warnock is 'affectionately' referred to as Colin
Anagram for Neil warnock
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:17 pm
by Sproggy
Surely their unwillingness to pay for their players is something that can be expressed through the medium of song?
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:33 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
Colin W****r! is a Warnock, is a Warnock!
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:38 pm
by Vegas Claret
wait until we are 2 up with 1 min to go !
Neil Warnock
Hides his mate in cupboards
Neil Warnock
is a ******* ****
To the same tune we used to sing about Alan Shearer
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:50 pm
by boatshed bill
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:20 pm
by Middle-agedClaret
Not specifically for Colin, but:
You Welsh on your debts
You Welsh on your debts
Cardiff City
You Welsh on your debts.
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:10 pm
by tim_noone
ZizkovClaret wrote:Colin W****r! is a Warnock, is a Warnock!
That........ is funny he'd

im sure!
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:14 pm
by Claretforever
There’s only one Colin ******,
One Colin ******
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:30 pm
by Down_Rover
I hope we win after all the stick we are giving him
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:39 pm
by Grimsdale
At half time we should be alerting Dyche and the boys by singing:
"He's outside the door,
He's outside the door.
Spying on tactics
He's outside the door."
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:56 pm
by Foulthrow
“Colin for Burnley”
(Not really)
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 12:30 am
by IanMcL
No song necessary.
Lets just beat Cardiff and sing for our heroes
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 12:32 am
by CFS
Just a s**t Kevin blackwell
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:53 am
by Vegas Claret
HOPEFULLY
That's why you're going down
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:36 am
by CFS
He's fully English
He's fully English
Harry Arter
Ain't a tad bit Irish
Repeat till tired
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 6:33 am
by Flixton Claret
Get out of our league
Get out of our league
You Welsh bxxxxxxs
Get out of our league!
Assuming we are 5-0 up at the time!!
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 12:16 pm
by Corky
We love an anagram
We love an anagram
Colin leaves just ******!!!!!!!
Repeat ad nauseam.
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 6:08 pm
by claretnproud
To the tune of OH CAROL, YOU ARE SUCH A FOOL...substitute Colin for Carol and Tool for Fool and make up the rest of the lyrics to suit.
So its OH COLIN, YOU ARE SUCH A TOOL. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:57 pm
by Terrybfc
A la we saw you crying when Birmingham scored b*stards chant
At Ternent’s clipboard,
At Ternent’s clipboooard,
We saw you spying at Ternent’s clipboard
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:08 am
by LoveCurryPies
“You’re getting sacked in the morning....”
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:14 am
by Woodleyclaret
Signing of Clyne would have been another tragedy for Cardiff .Last week Dwight skinned him for fun.
Liverpool are praying WHU come in and buy him
He used to have pace but now even that's gone
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:21 am
by John Johnson 1605
Usual ridiculous comments regarding Warnock.
He’s an incredible manager and if God forbid SD were to leave he’d be on my shortlist, even at 70. If we’d have appointed him when Coyle walked we may have even stopped up.
I’ve also knew him fairly well when he managed Oldham and he’s actually an engaging, witty and charismatic man.
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:30 am
by Lord Beamish
I’ve said elsewhere, he’s an irascible, garrulous character, but completely unpretentious. I think that most people, after spending a day with him, away from the touch line, would be eating out of his hand(metaphorically speaking).
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:14 pm
by simonclaret
"There's only one Neil Warnock"
If only to confuse him for a while.
Re: Songs for Colin
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 11:50 am
by Bosscat

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Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence