where to start

Wow, still punching I see

Was Shilton's wife ever on the game or did some mischievous longsider make it up?

Quickenthetempo wrote:Was Shilton's wife ever on the game or did some mischievous longsider make it up?

I'm sure she was on lots of his games.

Jamie Oliver is complete ponce who thinks he can tell people what they should or shouldn’t eat because he knows best. The recipes in his cook books always contain at least one utterly poncy ingredient that you can only buy in a ” Poncy Ingredient Shoppe” in Borough Market, Nottinghill or Islington
He’s a tw@t and it’s no surprise no-one likes the crap in his restaurants

"Hello, Shilts? It's James Milner. I've got an idea for a tweet but it's a bit boring..."

"Give it here..."

Why is he feeling sorry for the staff when they are the ones that cooked food his grandkids couldn’t eat?

He cancelled your bus. He cancelled your bus. Johnny Francis he cancelled your bus.

He should have done turkey twizzlers with pasta as a lunchtime special

Chobulous wrote:Jamie Oliver is complete ponce who thinks he can tell people what they should or shouldn’t eat because he knows best. The recipes in his cook books always contain at least one utterly poncy ingredient that you can only buy in a ” Poncy Ingredient Shoppe” in Borough Market, Nottinghill or Islington
He’s a tw@t and it’s no surprise no-one likes the crap in his restaurants

Indeed and I will add to the charge sheet :
1. Those risible ads on TV where Jamie and his hipster "mates" roll in from a wild evening at the organic wine bar and he cheerily rustles up a saffron-infused quinoa and coriander Thai stir fry or some such.
2.Naming his children Buddy Bear , River Rocket, Daisy Boo etc...I mean imagine being a kid at Primet or Mansfield in the 1970s and being called Buddy Bear or River Rocket.

Stalbansclaret wrote:Indeed and I will add to the charge sheet :
1. Those risible ads on TV where Jamie and his hipster "mates" roll in from a wild evening at the organic wine bar and he cheerily rustles up a saffron-infused quinoa and coriander Thai stir fry or some such.
2.Naming his children Buddy Bear , River Rocket, Daisy Boo etc...I mean imagine being a kid at Primet or Mansfield in the 1970s and being called Buddy Bear or River Rocket.

2.I can actually.....But not Barden SM.

Chobulous wrote:Jamie Oliver is complete ponce who thinks he can tell people what they should or shouldn’t eat because he knows best. The recipes in his cook books always contain at least one utterly poncy ingredient that you can only buy in a ” Poncy Ingredient Shoppe” in Borough Market, Nottinghill or Islington
He’s a tw@t and it’s no surprise no-one likes the crap in his restaurants

Don't hold back m8

Stalbansclaret wrote: 2.Naming his children Buddy Bear , River Rocket, Daisy Boo etc...I mean imagine being a kid at Primet or Mansfield in the 1970s and being called Buddy Bear or River Rocket.

An unusual thought experiment considering it’s not the 1970s, and they’re not going to go to either of those schools anyway.

Try being called Billy Balfour in 2019 - it's crap.

Billy Balfour wrote:Try being called Billy Balfour in 2019 - it's crap.

Bill would be better.



Bill paid would be better for Mr O.

Lord Beamish wrote:An unusual thought experiment considering it’s not the 1970s, and they’re not going to go to either of those schools anyway.

Fair point. Imagine being called Buddy Bear or River Rocket as a human being on planet earth at any time, anywhere.

Stalbansclaret wrote:Fair point. Imagine being called Buddy Bear or River Rocket as a human being on planet earth at any time, anywhere.

My thoughts exactly. At the point where you decide such names the baby should be put into care.

Had my parents named me "Buddy Bear", I'd have legally changed my name to something completely normal like Steve at the earliest opportunity.