Never Trust

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Wed May 29, 2019 11:34 am

an electrician with fuzzy hair.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Wed May 29, 2019 11:40 am

A politician who says 'we are all in this together'.

Or any politician really.

theroyaldyche · Post by **theroyaldyche** » Wed May 29, 2019 11:52 am

Sean dyche to make a signing before august 1st

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Wed May 29, 2019 11:54 am

a fart

AlargeClaret · Post by **AlargeClaret** » Wed May 29, 2019 12:05 pm

A man with a perm

JimMcDonald · Post by **JimMcDonald** » Wed May 29, 2019 12:35 pm

A man in a wheelchair with muddy shoes

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Wed May 29, 2019 12:39 pm

Anyone in grey tracky bottoms.

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Wed May 29, 2019 12:46 pm

Boris Johnson, when he says that we give £350 million a week to the EU. Hey, wait a minute....

whiffa · Post by **whiffa** » Wed May 29, 2019 12:47 pm

UpTheClarets Messageboard transfer rumours.

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Wed May 29, 2019 12:48 pm

Corbyn, full stop!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Wed May 29, 2019 12:49 pm

That you'll find an on street parking place, in Burnley, on match day.

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Wed May 29, 2019 12:55 pm

Owen Coyle

Spike · Post by **Spike** » Wed May 29, 2019 1:23 pm

Clarets Turf transfer rumours

Vintage Claret · Post by **Vintage Claret** » Wed May 29, 2019 1:26 pm

A one armed sword salesman

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Wed May 29, 2019 1:28 pm

JimMcDonald wrote:A man in a wheelchair with muddy shoes

Brunlea · Post by **Brunlea** » Wed May 29, 2019 11:19 pm

A man who tucks his shirt into his underpants!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Thu May 30, 2019 12:34 am

Boris Johnson, allegedly!

Bop · Post by **Bop** » Thu May 30, 2019 12:57 am

a hippy

AfloatinClaret · Post by **AfloatinClaret** » Thu May 30, 2019 1:42 am

...to one point of protection. I'm thinking rock-climbing, put you could apply it to condoms either.

Damo · Post by **Damo** » Thu May 30, 2019 2:22 am

Anything that bleeds for 4 days per month and doesn't die

fanzone · Post by **fanzone** » Thu May 30, 2019 5:54 am

Damo wrote:Anything that bleeds for 4 days per month and doesn't die

Only 4 days out the month she uses that excuse. You lucky chap you

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Thu May 30, 2019 8:42 am

Spike wrote:Clarets Turf transfer rumours

Clarets Turf t̶r̶a̶n̶s̶f̶e̶r̶ ̶r̶u̶m̶o̶u̶r̶s̶

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Thu May 30, 2019 10:13 am

Anybody.

Bfcboyo · Post by **Bfcboyo** » Thu May 30, 2019 10:35 am

That bloke living at number 12.

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Thu May 30, 2019 6:09 pm

Anyone who started their sentence with these 4 words

I’m not ...... but (replace the ...... with a plethora of words such as racist, sexist, homophobic etc.)

Im_not_Robbie_Blake · Post by **Im_not_Robbie_Blake** » Thu May 30, 2019 6:14 pm

A sloth on a motorbike

Sarum · Post by **Sarum** » Thu May 30, 2019 6:29 pm

Bfcboyo wrote:That bloke living at number 12.

Definitely not, just as my neighbour at #14 would tell you.

kentonclaret · Post by **kentonclaret** » Thu May 30, 2019 6:31 pm

Anybody who stated pre referendum that "it's government policy to accelerate Turkish accession to the EU" subsequently denying that they ever mentioned Turkey.

Oh No, it's that chap Boris again.

Bop · Post by **Bop** » Thu May 30, 2019 6:39 pm

a man with egg on his face.

Claretmatt4 · Post by **Claretmatt4** » Thu May 30, 2019 6:52 pm

bfccrazy wrote:Anyone who started their sentence with these 4 words

I’m not ...... but (replace the ...... with a plethora of words such as racist, sexist, homophobic etc.)

I'm not racist but do you have the time?

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Thu May 30, 2019 7:00 pm

Never trust a man with short legs

Hroogar · Post by **Hroogar** » Thu May 30, 2019 7:40 pm

Never trust words just actions.

claret_in_exile · Post by **claret_in_exile** » Thu May 30, 2019 7:43 pm

AfloatinClaret wrote:...to one point of protection. I'm thinking rock-climbing, put you could apply it to condoms either.

In enterprise IT, we call that a "single point of failure".

"One backup is zero backups, two backups is one backup", etc.

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Thu May 30, 2019 8:00 pm

Claretmatt4 wrote:I'm not racist but do you have the time?

I’m not racist but it’s 2am

spadesclaret · Post by **spadesclaret** » Thu May 30, 2019 8:31 pm

bfccrazy wrote:I’m not racist but it’s 2am

Never trust someone who tells you it is 2am.

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Thu May 30, 2019 8:33 pm

spadesclaret wrote:Never trust someone who tells you it is 2am.

Never trust someone who tells you not to trust some who tells you it’s 2am.

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Thu May 30, 2019 9:03 pm

Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes.

Bfcboyo · Post by **Bfcboyo** » Thu May 30, 2019 9:04 pm

A man presenting on the BBC during the 70's.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Thu May 30, 2019 9:53 pm

Daenerys Targaryen.
Mad bitch.

Damo · Post by **Damo** » Thu May 30, 2019 10:00 pm

fanzone wrote:Only 4 days out the month she uses that excuse. You lucky chap you

And 3 weeks worth of headaches

CHEWBACCA · Post by **CHEWBACCA** » Thu May 30, 2019 10:17 pm

A woman with a gap between her two front teeth .

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Fri May 31, 2019 6:01 pm

a man with a moustache and no beard.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri May 31, 2019 10:06 pm

HARRY!

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Fri May 31, 2019 10:18 pm

A dirty workshy lefty with a Mac D's milkshake.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri May 31, 2019 10:22 pm

morpheus2 wrote:A dirty workshy lefty with a Mac D's milkshake.

A Slinger

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Fri May 31, 2019 10:34 pm

tim_noone wrote:A Slinger

I quite like the Slinger we are acquainted with