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Motorway Madness

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:06 pm
by conyoviejo
I was travelling down the M6 today and just in front of me there was a guy in a 4x4 ..All of a sudden he wound down his window and stuck his right arm out and waved it about furiously as his shirt sleeve was on fire and really going up in flames .. Next thing I knew the police overtook me and forced him onto the hard shoulder and managed to put it out for him.. I pulled in behind the policeman to see if I could help but they said it was okay and then told me they were going to charge him with..
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BEING IN POSSESSION OF A FIREARM.. :twisted:

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:09 pm
by tim_noone
conyoviejo wrote:I was travelling down the M6 today and just in front of me there was a guy in a 4x4 ..All of a sudden he wound down his window and stuck his right arm out and waved it about furiously as his shirt sleeve was on fire and really going up in flames .. Next thing I knew the police overtook me and forced him onto the hard shoulder and managed to put it out for him.. I pulled in behind the policeman to see if I could help but they said it was okay and then told me they were going to charge him with..
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BEING IN POSSESSION OF A FIREARM.. :twisted:
The fixtures are out tomorrow :D

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:10 pm
by Billy Balfour
Great thread. Thanks for starting it.

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:12 pm
by Funkydrummer
Geroff. :lol: :lol:

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:13 pm
by Bertiebeehead
A real rib tickler.

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:14 pm
by cloughyclaret
I knew it would be **** but I still scrolled.
Yeah, tis funny :D

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:21 pm
by Ashingtonclaret46
I sussed it out con because I think that you are nowhere near the M6 at present --I think that it is much more peaceful where you are :D

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:22 pm
by CombatClaret
She was only the road workers daughter but she liked having her asphalt.

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:22 pm
by Bosscat
cloughyclaret wrote:I knew it would be **** but I still scrolled.
Yeah, tis funny :D
Yeah you just have to scroll don'tcha :lol: :lol: :lol:

Its not bad though :D

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:23 pm
by Foshiznik
I used to go out with an Air stewardess from Helsinki.

However, I dropped her off at work one day and she vanished into FinnAir!

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:34 pm
by theroyaldyche
Who believes the poster

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:39 pm
by tim_noone
theroyaldyche wrote:Who believes the poster
I'm sure you'll be having a few with that down the youth club. :)

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:30 pm
by conyoviejo
theroyaldyche wrote:Who believes the poster
It's true Mr Dyche,here's the proof.... :D
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Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:43 pm
by theroyaldyche
tim_noone wrote:I'm sure you'll be having a few with that down the youth club. :)
Theres none here in cyprus pal

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:00 pm
by evensteadiereddie
A joke in poor taste. The driver could have - of, if you're Damo - ended up with severe burns and terrible scars. I blame the BBC.

Talking of Damo, perhaps the driver, in his terrible anguish, had no choice but to become a virtual signaller............ ;)

Re: Motorway Madness

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:06 pm
by conyoviejo
Arfs..