Does anyone else find this poster to be a complete troll, just looking for attention and trying (too hard) to get a rise! Obviously a small minded troll with nothing else to do other than keyboard warrior!

Never heard of him?

So you then give him/her a thread title of his own.

If you believe he's looking for attention, and you've purposefully designated a thread to him... what do you think that's doing?

I personally think he's one of the most amusing posters on here

He frightens me.

One of the best posters on here. I laughed so hard at the Jennifer Paige comment that I'm definitely going to hell. He knows how to internet, which is more than can be said for many.

This thread is a death threat on IT. I'm calling the police.

If any one has any problems with this please call me 07412223493

hes ok unless you disagree with him on something, or well, anything.

a tad self-opinionated? is that what we're saying?

Whose opinion would you have him/her espouse?

UTC!

The problem with Imploding Turtle is that he thinks he's better than you, and I think if we all think deep down and look at things objectively we'll see that he is in fact right.

ClaretAndJew wrote:This thread is a death threat on IT. I'm calling the police.

If any one has any problems with this please call me 07412223493

For emergencies call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

People get annoyed because Turtle is very good at getting their point across and in many cases shows up the person they're arguing with.

Point in case on the thread about Trump when someone rightly got called an idiot by Turtle and they still never explained their idiotic comment and resorted to claiming Turtle, or anyone else who hasn't or doesn't live in the States , cannot understand what's happening over there in regards to politics.

I tend not to get into a discussion with Turtle , because as someone else has said , they're very good at being on the internet and actually argue their point quite well and name calling happens when the other person is actually being an idiot.

Definitely not as annoying as BHA fans on their forum

He has strong opinions and doesn't always agree with others. Not a problem for me, after all it is a discussion forum.

Why would people get annoyed because `turtle is very good is very good at getting their point across` ?

FCBurnley wrote:Why would people get annoyed because `turtle is very good at getting their point across` ?

You tell us.

Well usually, its because after making a valid and legitimate point, he follows up calling people idiots/morons/clowns.

In answer to the above.

Why isn't Claret&Jew picking up his phone?

I've been calling for the last 50 minutes now.

Beginning to think he's deliberately ignoring my number.

FCBurnley wrote:Why would people get annoyed because `turtle is very good is very good at getting their point across` ?

Its usually because they can't answer them back , or are struggling , so get annoyed.

There's nothing more annoying than being wrong, which is why you're so annoyed all the time, FCBurnley. And why I seldom am.

Did I miss the original poster being bitch-slapped by Imploding?

Claretdiver, did you not learn to fight your own battles at school?

And there's nothing wrong with Imploding raising the average IQ of a typical Burnley fan BTW.

I enjoy ImplodingTurtle's posts on other messageboards as much as I do this one. After Boro drew against Brum I remember reading his post on the Boro board:

"Well done, boys. That's a really good point against a team competing for a top ten spot."

I'm sure they loved that.

He reminds me of Claret Charlie..

I too should pay tribute, not only for Turtle's funny and entertaining posts but he's also saved me a lot of thinking time.

If I can't be bothered to think about something it's useful to check Turtle's view and know it's safe to take the opposite stance. Usually works a treat on general affairs. Was reassuringly gratifying to discover it can work on football matters as well (Barnes/Matic).

Keep up the good work Turtle!

The guy is a world class douche.

He's unable to engage in any real debate. Whatever the topic might be he's already made his mind up and anyone with a different opinion is just an idiot.

Close minded to the extreme, and smug about it.

He probably bottles his own farts so he can smell them later.

conyoviejo wrote:He reminds me of Claret Charlie..

That's harsh.

OMG what have we done

You do realise that IT will keep posting on this thread to keep it at the top

He's no Atheist Dingle, that's for sure.

He must be all right. He makes me laugh

Firthy wrote:OMG what have we done

You do realise that IT will keep posting on this thread to keep it at the top

That doesn't sound like something I'd do.

I don't have a problem with him to be honest.

No publicity is bad publicity.

Well done the OP.

Charlie soon shuts up if you mention Scotland not qualifying for the Euros whilst all the other home countries have.


EDIT - Come to think of it, so does IanMcL, for some reason...

Scottish FA: Letting Scots choose their own summer holiday destinations since 2000.

Though, as you can see, he is capable of laughing at himself.

If it is only when he has no choice...

Turtle's one of my favourite posters on here. Good value for it and generally fair minded and well-informed even if he doesn't suffer fools.

Then again, I like reading Rowls' posts too so that probably confirms me as a weirdo.

The board would be a lot less entertaining without the likes of Turtle, Rowls etc.
Worth remembering that we are ALL Clarets at the end of the day and that no-one likes any of us.

We're just waiting for the imploding to conclude.

Firthy wrote:OMG what have we done

You do realise that IT will keep posting on this thread to keep it at the top

That doesn't sound like something i'd do.

haha brilliant, love it IT

Fair bit of lipstick being planted on his arse from one or two in this thread.

You jealous, Moffitt?

ClaretMoffitt wrote:Fair bit of lipstick being planted on his arse from one or two in this thread.

How many transvestites do we have on this forum?

Redbeard wrote:You jealous, Moffitt?

Perhaps a little.

This very nearly dropped off page one. Why would you do that to me?

I will not keep this thread going a second longer!

JohnMac wrote:I will not keep this thread going a second longer!

Nor will I...

Stop posting comments on here and this thread will soon disappear