Page 1 of 3

if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 7:42 pm
by Pstotto
... Ian Wright.

WRONG. So wrong, INNIT? Then everybody has to kow-tow to that dump vibration.

They say if you get 100,000 signatures you can get something discussed in Parliament. How about a petition from the rest of the country, asking for the Army to nuke London?

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 7:45 pm
by COBBLE
I love London, and Manchester and Burnley. All special.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 7:51 pm
by Bordeauxclaret
You ever been Pstotto?

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:06 pm
by Pstotto
Yes, I was Pstotto yesterday... :-)

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:14 pm
by Bordeauxclaret
Wahey. Good that.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:19 pm
by bpgburn
Pstotto wrote:Yes, I was Pstotto yesterday... :-)
Logged in especially to like that, well done lad...

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:31 pm
by Fenwick
Pstotto wrote:... Ian Wright.

WRONG. So wrong, INNIT? Then everybody has to kow-tow to that dump vibration.

They say if you get 100,000 signatures you can get something discussed in Parliament. How about a petition from the rest of the country, asking for the Army to nuke London?
You need to ask the Navy to nuke London. Only objection to your post

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:55 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
A multicultural sh1thole.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:56 pm
by tim_noone
Bin Ont Turf wrote:A multicultural sh1thole.
With millions Of visitors each month/year your in the minority with your views.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:58 pm
by tim_noone
Pstotto wrote:Yes, I was Pstotto yesterday... :-)
Post of the month Pstotto. Great reply! :D

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:26 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
tim_noone wrote:With millions Of visitors each month/year your in the minority with your views.
I'll be dead before I'm in a minority, thank goodness.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:29 pm
by Bordeauxclaret
Like any place it’s got its bad bits.

The good bits far far outweigh any negatives though.
Brilliant place.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:36 pm
by Devils_Advocate
Bin Ont Turf wrote:I'll be dead before I'm in a minority, thank goodness.
With all the positive discrimination and special favourable treatment these minorities get I thought being one would have been right up your alley

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:37 pm
by Rick_Muller
It’s a f#cking cesspit. The so called good bits are filled with ignorant c#nts who I wouldn’t p!ss on if they were on fire...

Apart from that, it’s ok I suppose.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:47 pm
by Steve1956
Pstotto wrote:Yes, I was Pstotto yesterday... :-)
:shock: ..Don't get it,please explain :lol:

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:52 pm
by fatboy47
Its an absolute grot box...a stinking quagmire..a smelly dirty morrasse of lowlife, crooks and deadbeats. A rat pit. The place makes me want to vomit. Keep it. Please.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:54 pm
by Swizzlestick
Visited four times and loved it every time. One of the world’s great cities. Has issues but show me a major city that doesn’t. Amplified by some people, including President ‘send them back’ Trump, because of the ethnicity of the mayor.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:56 pm
by Quickenthetempo
It's supposed to have nice bits but none the working class can enjoy.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:57 pm
by tim_noone
fatboy47 wrote:Its an absolute grot box...a stinking quagmire..a smelly dirty morrasse of lowlife, crooks and deadbeats. A rat pit. The place makes me want to vomit. Keep it. Please.
And your from.......

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:58 pm
by Bordeauxclaret
Quickenthetempo wrote:It's supposed to have nice bits but none the working class can enjoy.
Really?

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:01 pm
by Quickenthetempo
Bordeauxclaret wrote:Really?
Feel free to put your suggestion ls forward.

P.S I know they have nice parks but so does Burnley. It's not worth the train fare down.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:01 pm
by Swizzlestick
Quickenthetempo wrote:It's supposed to have nice bits but none the working class can enjoy.
I can’t think of another major capital that has so many world renowned museums with completely free entry to the general public for a start, so an odd comment to say the least.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:06 pm
by Bordeauxclaret
Quickenthetempo wrote:Feel free to put your suggestion ls forward.

P.S I know they have nice parks but so does Burnley. It's not worth the train fare down.
I’m going to guess you’ve not been to London apart from watching Burnley?
Would that be a fair assumption? Yes or no?

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:07 pm
by Wile E Coyote
Pstotto wrote:Yes, I was Pstotto yesterday... :-)
wonderful, well worth my 1000th like .

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:09 pm
by fatboy47
tim_noone wrote:And your from.......

An almost crime free, drug free, low traffic, unpolluted island free from racial tensions and rat racers surrounded by pristine white sand beaches, cliffs and a sea full of dolphins and porpoises.

Edit....and litter free.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:11 pm
by nil_desperandum
Quickenthetempo wrote:It's supposed to have nice bits but none the working class can enjoy.
Doesn't matter what class you're from, you could walk around London for a month and always find something different to see or do and it wouldn't cost you a penny.
"He who tires of London tires of life" (Samuel Johnson) or to be more precise as I just googled it:
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford."

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:11 pm
by Bosscat
Steve1956 wrote::shock: ..Don't get it,please explain :lol:
I got it :D

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:13 pm
by Bosscat
fatboy47 wrote:An almost crime free, drug free, low traffic, unpolluted island free from racial tensions and rat racers surrounded by pristine white sand beaches, cliffs and a sea full of dolphins and porpoises.
Rockall?

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:13 pm
by Steve1956
Bosscat wrote:I got it :D
Spill the beans then ya Yorkshire t**t !!! :lol:

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:13 pm
by tim_noone
nil_desperandum wrote:Doesn't matter what class you're from, you could walk around London for a month and always find something different to see or do and it wouldn't cost you a penny.
"He who tires of London tires of life" (Samuel Johnson) or to be more precise as I just googled it:
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford."
:D

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:14 pm
by Devils_Advocate
nil_desperandum wrote:Doesn't matter what class you're from, you could walk around London for a month and always find something different to see or do and it wouldn't cost you a penny.
"He who tires of London tires of life" (Samuel Johnson) or to be more precise as I just googled it:
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford."
Aye but its not a patch on Padiham and all the jobless scrotes in their tracky bottoms

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:14 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
Devils_Advocate wrote:With all the positive discrimination and special favourable treatment these minorities get I thought being one would have been right up your alley
I came here to build a bridge.

That is all.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:15 pm
by tim_noone
Bosscat wrote:Rockall?
F...ing Brockhall!

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:18 pm
by tim_noone
fatboy47 wrote:An almost crime free, drug free, low traffic, unpolluted island free from racial tensions and rat racers surrounded by pristine white sand beaches, cliffs and a sea full of dolphins and porpoises.

Edit....and litter free.
:lol: :lol: Robinson Crusoe :lol: Don't you go upsetting man Friday!

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:19 pm
by Steve1956
Bosscat wrote:I got it :D
Just got it after reading it about 20 times :roll:

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:19 pm
by Bosscat
Steve1956 wrote:Spill the beans then ya Yorkshire t**t !!! :lol:
Now look Steve you know what happens with you and Beans m8 ;)

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:21 pm
by Fenwick
Swizzlestick wrote:I can’t think of another major capital that has so many world renowned museums with completely free entry to the general public for a start, so an odd comment to say the least.
Washington DC?

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:23 pm
by Swizzlestick
Fenwick wrote:Washington DC?
World renowned? Still argue there’s more in London. Regardless, makes a mockery of the original post.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:25 pm
by Steve1956
As far a cities go..Edinburgh takes some beating.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:27 pm
by tim_noone
Steve1956 wrote:As far a cities go..Edinburgh takes some beating.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:30 pm
by Bosscat
Steve1956 wrote:As far a cities go..Edinburgh takes some beating.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:31 pm
by Rileybobs
Quickenthetempo wrote:It's supposed to have nice bits but none the working class can enjoy.
Very strange comment.

Edit: in fact, I can’t think of a place, certainly not in this country, where the working class live amongst the millionaires.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:38 pm
by Steve1956
Bosscat wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
What we laughing at now ! :D

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:40 pm
by Quickenthetempo
Rileybobs wrote:Very strange comment.

Edit: in fact, I can’t think of a place, certainly not in this country, where the working class live amongst the millionaires.
Why? London is a very expensive City. The BBC were taking the mick out of it this morning for some place charging 166 quid for a pot of tea.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:41 pm
by Dyched
Does nothing for me.

Nothing to do with it being a shithole of a place though.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:42 pm
by Quickenthetempo
Devils_Advocate wrote:Aye but its not a patch on Padiham and all the jobless scrotes in their tracky bottoms
Well they certainly haven't stabbed anyone in a while.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:43 pm
by Steve1956
tim_noone wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
do you know what we are laughing at?

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:47 pm
by Quickenthetempo
Bordeauxclaret wrote:I’m going to guess you’ve not been to London apart from watching Burnley?
Would that be a fair assumption? Yes or no?
I only go watching Burnley there these days.

I used to go semi regular when younger as my Aunt lived down there. She worked in the PortaBella Gold with the current James Bond. They were both from the Wirral.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:51 pm
by Rileybobs
Quickenthetempo wrote:Why? London is a very expensive City. The BBC were taking the mick out of it this morning for some place charging 166 quid for a pot of tea.
Of course it’s a very expensive city but you will find working class families living next door to millionaires.

And I’m sure that within 100 yards of where they were charging £166 for a pot of tea you could get a pot of PG Tips for £1.50.

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:52 pm
by Devils_Advocate
Quickenthetempo wrote:Well they certainly haven't stabbed anyone in a while.
If you want to live in a rundown cesspit with practically nothing to do and lacking in any culture because you are scared that you might get stabbed in the city then fair enough.

If I was you Id be careful about going on a plane cos you know they fall out of the sky and crash

Its up to you where you want to live but you are absolutely clueless about London and are just talking out your arse