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That's also why there is a picture of a cock on the box.pushpinpussy wrote:Was buying some today in Tesco when the man on the till explained that cornflakes were invented because Dr Kellogg believed eating plain food stopped people masturbating. You learn something everyday.
Very good film about Kellogg, played by Anthony Hopkins. He ran a clinic, and yes vankers were something he thought led to madness. He believed corn flakes would be a wonder treatment for all manner of inflictions... also one of the first to advocate colonic irrigation as far as memory serves.pushpinpussy wrote:Was buying some today in Tesco when the man on the till explained that cornflakes were invented because Dr Kellogg believed eating plain food stopped people masturbating. You learn something everyday.
I think some on here don't eat many cornflakes thenpushpinpussy wrote:Was buying some today in Tesco when the man on the till explained that cornflakes were invented because Dr Kellogg believed eating plain food stopped people masturbating. You learn something everyday.
Explains a lot SteveSteve1956 wrote:Come on...Corn Flakes,who eats that shite nowadays,I'm a muesli man myself.
pushpinpussy wrote:Was buying some today in Tesco when the man on the till explained that cornflakes were invented because Dr Kellogg believed eating plain food stopped people masturbating. You learn something everyday.
I was advised that muesli is not a particularly healthy breakfast because of the amount of sugar even in the reduced sugar offerings. I was advised that corn flakes were even worse. I'll stick with my porridge.Steve1956 wrote:Come on...Corn Flakes,who eats that shite nowadays,I'm a muesli man myself.
LoveCurryPies wrote:Has it worked?
Porridge for me too, often with some fresh blackberries and a little honey on top. Yummy.ClaretTony wrote:I was advised that muesli is not a particularly healthy breakfast because of the amount of sugar even in the reduced sugar offerings. I was advised that corn flakes were even worse. I'll stick with my porridge.
ksrclaret wrote:Never have breakfast and haven't for as long as I can remember. First time I eat something during the day is usually a banana at break time.
From what I remember of them though though, corn flakes are just a soggy bowl of sugar.
You've never had a fry up or a sausage butty for your breakfast?Oh I've had plenty of fry ups, but if I'm having one I reserve it for match days only, and it's usually around 11 by the time I'm tucking into one.Aclaret wrote:
You would fit in up here,they all eat it,and swear by it!ClaretTony wrote:I was advised that muesli is not a particularly healthy breakfast because of the amount of sugar even in the reduced sugar offerings. I was advised that corn flakes were even worse. I'll stick with my porridge.
I pretty much always have a banana for breakfast and often that's all I have. 1 stone lost in 3 months.ksrclaret wrote:Never have breakfast and haven't for as long as I can remember. First time I eat something during the day is usually a banana at break time.
From what I remember of them though though, corn flakes are just a soggy bowl of sugar.
pushpinpussy wrote:Not really, my doctor has actually encouraged me to masturbate more often!!!
Well, he actually told me I could have a stroke any time.
Explains a lot SteveBosscat wrote:
My mate shed 9 stones ..... He got divorcedFactualFrank wrote:I pretty much always have a banana for breakfast and often that's all I have. 1 stone lost in 3 months.
Best bit about being married to a jock lass they make fantastic fry ups ...Aclaret wrote:
Bosscat wrote:My mate shed 9 stones ..... He got divorced
Nooooooo as ifSteve1956 wrote:
Explains a lot Steve
Are you calling me a masturbater in around about way?
And how many pounds?Bosscat wrote:My mate shed 9 stones ..... He got divorced
Well to say I'm disappointed in you is an understatement...you cant beat a bit of football forum abuseBosscat wrote:Nooooooo as if
I liedSteve1956 wrote:Well to say I'm disappointed in you is an understatement...you cant beat a bit of football forum abuse
Blueberries & pumpkin seeds is my favouriteAclaret wrote:Porridge for me too, often with some fresh blackberries and a little honey on top. Yummy.
Porridge & Pumpkin Seeds ???? Must give it a try.ClaretTony wrote:Blueberries & pumpkin seeds is my favourite
For anybody who did the Charles Atlas bodybuilding course back in the day. Drinking gallons of water and colonic irrigation were part of the course.elwaclaret wrote:also one of the first to advocate colonic irrigation as far as memory serves.
Bosscat wrote:I lied
I would never have thought of them but they served them in the Dublin hotel we stayed at for the Shamrock friendly two years ago.Aclaret wrote:Porridge & Pumpkin Seeds ???? Must give it a try.
Oats and semi skimmed milk for me - I make a big batch and plaster the internal walls with what’s left.Steve1956 wrote:Tony I think that porridge in those sachets are full of sugar.....I could be wrong,the wife scoffs at fancy porridge and Her bowl is oats & Soya milk and you could concrete the back yard with it!
I used to go with semi-skimmed before learning full fat is better for you.ClaretTony wrote:Oats and semi skimmed milk for me - I make a big batch and plaster the internal walls with what’s left.
Don’t like full fat milkFactualFrank wrote:I used to go with semi-skimmed before learning full fat is better for you.
Fair enoughClaretTony wrote:Don’t like full fat milk
I prefer 1% if I can get it. Given the size of me I'm not sure it helps muchClaretTony wrote:Don’t like full fat milk
It doesn't because, as mentioned above, full fat is actually better for you.bfcmik wrote:I prefer 1% if I can get it. Given the size of me I'm not sure it helps much
Not if you eat cornflakes.giveusaB wrote:May come up in a quiz.
I can remember have porridge as a kid,like you say a bit bland,the ten teaspoons of sugar used to take away the blandness.Cleveleys_claret wrote:Porridge is an amazing food. I have got into thr habit of having it for breakfast every day. One of the best foods for your heart. Somehow unclogs your arteries to and from your heart and massively lessens your chances of having blood clots. One of the real super foods. Bit bland on its own mind