Princess Beatrice

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:29 am

Princess Beatrice has become engaged to property tycoon Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi, Buckingham Palace has announced. The Duke and Duchess of York posted official engagement pictures to Instagram and said: 'We are delighted to announce the engagement of Princess Beatrice to Mr Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi.13 mins ago..

Congratulations to the Princess on her engagement..

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:30 am

Will they qualify for housing benefit?

ŽižkovClaret · Post by **ŽižkovClaret** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:39 am

Are they trying to distract from something?

Hapag Lloyd · Post by **Hapag Lloyd** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:40 am

conyoviejo wrote:Princess Beatrice has become engaged to property tycoon Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi, Buckingham Palace has announced. The Duke and Duchess of York posted official engagement pictures to Instagram and said: 'We are delighted to announce the engagement of Princess Beatrice to Mr Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi.13 mins ago..

Congratulations to the Princess on her engagement..

Shrek’s going to be crestfallen with this news.

Spijed · Post by **Spijed** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:44 am

conyoviejo wrote:Congratulations to the Princess on her engagement..

Absolutely wonderful news!

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:50 am

Spijed wrote:Absolutely wonderful news!

Yes, that's set me up for the day, now that I'm aware that someone I've never met and wouldn't recognise if I saw her, is getting married.

Makes you be proud to be British! (Something I had no say in, but I'm still proud )

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:23 pm

Wonderful news,I just cum.

Reckoner · Post by **Reckoner** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:10 pm

I'm sure the Duke is looking forward to the hen party

Spijed · Post by **Spijed** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:12 pm

Reckoner wrote:I'm sure the Duke is looking forward to the hen party

Won't they be a bit too old?

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:13 pm

fidelcastro wrote: Makes you be proud to be British! (Something I had no say in, but I'm still proud )

I thought you were Cuban?

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:14 pm

Nice that her dad has offered to choose the bridesmaids.

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:18 pm

IanMcL wrote:I thought you were Cuban?

I did say "you"

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:19 pm

[quote="fidelcastro"]Yes, that's set me up for the day, now that I'm aware that someone I've never met and wouldn't recognise if I saw her, is getting married.

Oh, I think you'd definitely recognise her, but that's not necessarily a good thing!!

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:22 pm

[quote="Dark Cloud"][/quote]

I honestly have no clue what she looks like.

Sure, I could Google her (that's not a euphemism!) but I really can't be bothered.

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:24 pm

I kind of imagine she'd be rather popular with them lot over in Blackburn and feel that really sums it up.

ClaretDiver · Post by **ClaretDiver** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:29 pm

My mate taught her to dive om her gap year jaunt! lol!

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:30 pm

fidelcastro wrote:
I honestly have no clue what she looks like.

Sure, I could Google her (that's not a euphemism!) but I really can't be bothered.

Imagine something with oversized eyes and teeth.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:31 pm

ClaretDiver wrote:My mate taught her to dive om her gap year jaunt! lol!

I bet he did I bet he did
Nudge Nudge wink wink Say no more squire

A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat....

Say no MORE

ClaretDiver · Post by **ClaretDiver** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:03 pm

Bosscat wrote:I bet he did I bet he did
Nudge Nudge wink wink Say no more squire

A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat....

Say no MORE

She was on Koh Tao in Thailand. There were 2 sec guards above water and 2 in the water with her at all times.....

Cleveleys_claret · Post by **Cleveleys_claret** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:30 pm

Hanger on that shouldnt be afforded the priviliges she has. Her

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:40 pm

fidelcastro wrote:Yes, that's set me up for the day, now that I'm aware that someone I've never met and wouldn't recognise if I saw her, is getting married.

Makes you be proud to be British! (Something I had no say in, but I'm still proud )

Careful, you can get arrested and thrown in prison for saying that these days.

Corky · Post by **Corky** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 4:16 pm

Just said to my Wife, Princess Beatrice is getting married...which one is she? I don't know says she; they are all ugly!!!!

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 4:23 pm

For those who, like me, had know idea what the young lady looked like.

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Doubt she plays in midfield.

Marney&Mee · Post by **Marney&Mee** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 4:29 pm

What does she see in that multi millionaire property mogul?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:03 pm

Choosing hats not their forte

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Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:26 pm

What the hell's up with that blue dress. Somebody missing a safety pin!

claretblue · Post by **claretblue** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:30 pm

fidelcastro wrote:Yes, that's set me up for the day, now that I'm aware that someone I've never met and wouldn't recognise if I saw her, is getting married.

Makes you be proud to be British! (Something I had no say in, but I'm still proud )

maybe light-up a cigar fidel!

claretblue · Post by **claretblue** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:31 pm

Marney&Mee wrote:What does she see in that multi millionaire property mogul?

compared to her family...poverty!

claretjohn33505 · Post by **claretjohn33505** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:31 pm

Let us hope that he can keep her so that we do not have to.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:48 pm

Steve1956 wrote: Wonderful news,I just cum.

I'm sure she has as well.

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:08 pm

Buxtonclaret wrote:For those who, like me, had know idea what the young lady looked like.

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Doubt she plays in midfield.

Defence. That's Richard Keogh.

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:33 pm

If I ever needed anything to reinforce my anti-royalism this is it> WTF???

chipbutty · Post by **chipbutty** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:54 pm

So, a royal princess gets engaged to some rich guy and all people on here can do on here is slag off how she looks. Getting MORE abuse than the drink driving tossers from DERBY

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:01 am

this country adores the slime of the wealthy, morons flock to suck the slop up from the likes of the SUN newspaper with stories about the horrifically wealthy morons. that is why we are useless as a nation . might as well elect piers morgan as PM and be done with it.

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:08 am

chipbutty wrote:So, a royal princess gets engaged to some rich guy and all people on here can do on here is slag off how she looks. Getting MORE abuse than the drink driving tossers from DERBY

No sane person would wear those hats. That's just bonkers.

Walt · Post by **Walt** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 1:08 am

Don't show Keith your teeth

AfloatinClaret · Post by **AfloatinClaret** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 4:09 am

conyoviejo wrote:...We are delighted to announce the engagement of Princess Beatrice to Mr Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi...

Who says thank you to/for Prince Archie and presumably the delighted 'we', excludes Prince William? it might be Prince Andrew's other daughter's boyfriend, but I'm 99% sure that it's this guy:

Anyone in the top six or eight heirs to the UK throne has to have their marriage partner 'approved/permitted' by the current Sovereign, though in recent years the Queen has devolved that power, or at least goes with the recommendation of, Prince William; I guess being 'of an age' with the current generation of Royals looking to marry there's a lot of sense in that? Whatever, my understanding is that Beatrice's been wanting to marry this guy for a couple of years or more, but Prince William doesn't approve so the marriage couldn't go ahead. However, with both William and Harry having kids who rank higher than Beatrice on that list, she'll no longer need William/HRH's permission.

Corky · Post by **Corky** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:23 am

AfloatinClaret wrote:Who says thank you to/for Prince Archie and presumably the delighted 'we', excludes Prince William? it might be Prince Andrew's other daughter's boyfriend, but I'm 99% sure that it's this guy:

Anyone in the top six or eight heirs to the UK throne has to have their marriage partner 'approved/permitted' by the current Sovereign, though in recent years the Queen has devolved that power, or at least goes with the recommendation of, Prince William; I guess being 'of an age' with the current generation of Royals looking to marry there's a lot of sense in that? Whatever, my understanding is that Beatrice's been wanting to marry this guy for a couple of years or more, but Prince William doesn't approve so the marriage couldn't go ahead. However, with both William and Harry having kids who rank higher than Beatrice on that list, she'll no longer need William/HRH's permission.

If true, the above is a farce, isn't it?

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 7:37 pm

Buxtonclaret wrote:For those who, like me, had know idea what the young lady looked like.

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Doubt she plays in midfield.

That lot int palace don't half churn out ugly offspring.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 7:38 pm

Bosscat wrote:Choosing hats not their forte

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Her dress appears to be tucked in her underpants.

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 7:40 pm

And people laughed at David Icke.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:01 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Her dress appears to be tucked in her underpants.

I know good innit m8

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:12 pm

She has a look of her Aunt.

Jazz2013 · Post by **Jazz2013** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:20 pm

I wonder if she sucks toes like her mum