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Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:29 am
by conyoviejo
Princess Beatrice has become engaged to property tycoon Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi, Buckingham Palace has announced. The Duke and Duchess of York posted official engagement pictures to Instagram and said: 'We are delighted to announce the engagement of Princess Beatrice to Mr Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi.13 mins ago..

Congratulations to the Princess on her engagement.. 8-)

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:30 am
by ElectroClaret
Will they qualify for housing benefit?

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:39 am
by ŽižkovClaret
Are they trying to distract from something?

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:40 am
by Hapag Lloyd
conyoviejo wrote:Princess Beatrice has become engaged to property tycoon Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi, Buckingham Palace has announced. The Duke and Duchess of York posted official engagement pictures to Instagram and said: 'We are delighted to announce the engagement of Princess Beatrice to Mr Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi.13 mins ago..

Congratulations to the Princess on her engagement.. 8-)
Shrek’s going to be crestfallen with this news.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:44 am
by Spijed
conyoviejo wrote:Congratulations to the Princess on her engagement.. 8-)
Absolutely wonderful news!

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:50 am
by fidelcastro
Spijed wrote:Absolutely wonderful news!
Yes, that's set me up for the day, now that I'm aware that someone I've never met and wouldn't recognise if I saw her, is getting married.

Makes you be proud to be British! (Something I had no say in, but I'm still proud ) :roll:

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:23 pm
by Steve1956
:roll: Wonderful news,I just cum.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:10 pm
by Reckoner
I'm sure the Duke is looking forward to the hen party

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:12 pm
by Spijed
Reckoner wrote:I'm sure the Duke is looking forward to the hen party
Won't they be a bit too old?

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:13 pm
by IanMcL
fidelcastro wrote: Makes you be proud to be British! (Something I had no say in, but I'm still proud ) :roll:
I thought you were Cuban?
:o

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:14 pm
by bfcjg
Nice that her dad has offered to choose the bridesmaids.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:18 pm
by fidelcastro
IanMcL wrote:I thought you were Cuban?
:o
I did say "you"

;)

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:19 pm
by Dark Cloud
[quote="fidelcastro"]Yes, that's set me up for the day, now that I'm aware that someone I've never met and wouldn't recognise if I saw her, is getting married.

Oh, I think you'd definitely recognise her, but that's not necessarily a good thing!!

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:22 pm
by fidelcastro
[quote="Dark Cloud"][/quote]

I honestly have no clue what she looks like.

Sure, I could Google her (that's not a euphemism!) but I really can't be bothered.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:24 pm
by Dark Cloud
I kind of imagine she'd be rather popular with them lot over in Blackburn and feel that really sums it up.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:29 pm
by ClaretDiver
My mate taught her to dive om her gap year jaunt! lol!

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:30 pm
by tarkys_ears
fidelcastro wrote:
I honestly have no clue what she looks like.

Sure, I could Google her (that's not a euphemism!) but I really can't be bothered.

Imagine something with oversized eyes and teeth.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:31 pm
by Bosscat
ClaretDiver wrote:My mate taught her to dive om her gap year jaunt! lol!
I bet he did I bet he did
Nudge Nudge wink wink Say no more squire

A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat....

Say no MORE

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:03 pm
by ClaretDiver
Bosscat wrote:I bet he did I bet he did
Nudge Nudge wink wink Say no more squire

A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat....

Say no MORE
She was on Koh Tao in Thailand. There were 2 sec guards above water and 2 in the water with her at all times.....

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:30 pm
by Cleveleys_claret
Hanger on that shouldnt be afforded the priviliges she has. Her

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:40 pm
by TheFamilyCat
fidelcastro wrote:Yes, that's set me up for the day, now that I'm aware that someone I've never met and wouldn't recognise if I saw her, is getting married.

Makes you be proud to be British! (Something I had no say in, but I'm still proud ) :roll:
Careful, you can get arrested and thrown in prison for saying that these days.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 4:16 pm
by Corky
Just said to my Wife, Princess Beatrice is getting married...which one is she? I don't know says she; they are all ugly!!!!

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 4:23 pm
by Buxtonclaret
For those who, like me, had know idea what the young lady looked like.
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Doubt she plays in midfield. ;)

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 4:29 pm
by Marney&Mee
What does she see in that multi millionaire property mogul?

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:03 pm
by Bosscat
Choosing hats not their forte
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Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:26 pm
by Dark Cloud
What the hell's up with that blue dress. Somebody missing a safety pin!

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:30 pm
by claretblue
fidelcastro wrote:Yes, that's set me up for the day, now that I'm aware that someone I've never met and wouldn't recognise if I saw her, is getting married.

Makes you be proud to be British! (Something I had no say in, but I'm still proud ) :roll:
maybe light-up a cigar fidel! ;)

:)

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:31 pm
by claretblue
Marney&Mee wrote:What does she see in that multi millionaire property mogul?
compared to her family...poverty! :D

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:31 pm
by claretjohn33505
Let us hope that he can keep her so that we do not have to.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:48 pm
by FactualFrank
Steve1956 wrote::roll: Wonderful news,I just cum.
I'm sure she has as well.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:08 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Buxtonclaret wrote:For those who, like me, had know idea what the young lady looked like.
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Doubt she plays in midfield. ;)

Defence. That's Richard Keogh.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:33 pm
by boatshed bill
If I ever needed anything to reinforce my anti-royalism this is it> WTF???

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:54 pm
by chipbutty
So, a royal princess gets engaged to some rich guy and all people on here can do on here is slag off how she looks. Getting MORE abuse than the drink driving tossers from DERBY

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:01 am
by Wile E Coyote
this country adores the slime of the wealthy, morons flock to suck the slop up from the likes of the SUN newspaper with stories about the horrifically wealthy morons. that is why we are useless as a nation . might as well elect piers morgan as PM and be done with it.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:08 am
by boatshed bill
chipbutty wrote:So, a royal princess gets engaged to some rich guy and all people on here can do on here is slag off how she looks. Getting MORE abuse than the drink driving tossers from DERBY
No sane person would wear those hats. That's just bonkers.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 1:08 am
by Walt
Don't show Keith your teeth

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 4:09 am
by AfloatinClaret
conyoviejo wrote:...We are delighted to announce the engagement of Princess Beatrice to Mr Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi...
Who says thank you to/for Prince Archie and presumably the delighted 'we', excludes Prince William? it might be Prince Andrew's other daughter's boyfriend, but I'm 99% sure that it's this guy:

Anyone in the top six or eight heirs to the UK throne has to have their marriage partner 'approved/permitted' by the current Sovereign, though in recent years the Queen has devolved that power, or at least goes with the recommendation of, Prince William; I guess being 'of an age' with the current generation of Royals looking to marry there's a lot of sense in that? Whatever, my understanding is that Beatrice's been wanting to marry this guy for a couple of years or more, but Prince William doesn't approve so the marriage couldn't go ahead. However, with both William and Harry having kids who rank higher than Beatrice on that list, she'll no longer need William/HRH's permission.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:23 am
by Corky
AfloatinClaret wrote:Who says thank you to/for Prince Archie and presumably the delighted 'we', excludes Prince William? it might be Prince Andrew's other daughter's boyfriend, but I'm 99% sure that it's this guy:

Anyone in the top six or eight heirs to the UK throne has to have their marriage partner 'approved/permitted' by the current Sovereign, though in recent years the Queen has devolved that power, or at least goes with the recommendation of, Prince William; I guess being 'of an age' with the current generation of Royals looking to marry there's a lot of sense in that? Whatever, my understanding is that Beatrice's been wanting to marry this guy for a couple of years or more, but Prince William doesn't approve so the marriage couldn't go ahead. However, with both William and Harry having kids who rank higher than Beatrice on that list, she'll no longer need William/HRH's permission.
If true, the above is a farce, isn't it?

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 7:37 pm
by Steve1956
Buxtonclaret wrote:For those who, like me, had know idea what the young lady looked like.
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Doubt she plays in midfield. ;)
That lot int palace don't half churn out ugly offspring.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 7:38 pm
by Steve1956
Bosscat wrote:Choosing hats not their forte
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Her dress appears to be tucked in her underpants.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 7:40 pm
by boatshed bill
And people laughed at David Icke.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:01 pm
by Bosscat
Steve1956 wrote:Her dress appears to be tucked in her underpants.
:lol: I know good innit m8

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:12 pm
by The Enclosure
She has a look of her Aunt.

Re: Princess Beatrice

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:20 pm
by Jazz2013
I wonder if she sucks toes like her mum