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Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:10 pm
by Banana
A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:12 pm
by Funkydrummer
I've read some sh!te on here but that takes the biscuit by some margin.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:14 pm
by Bosscat
Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!
You Bartons Buttplug in disguise .... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jesus wept It doesn't take long does it

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:16 pm
by tarkys_ears
Why is "having a box" relevant?

Is he not tall enough to see when standing up?

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:16 pm
by ClaretAndJew
There's absolutely no chance. Thankfully.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:22 pm
by jrgbfc
Won't catch many with that one, must try harder.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:22 pm
by martin_p
tarkys_ears wrote:Why is "having a box" relevant?

Is he not tall enough to see when standing up?
Didn’t you know, having a box means Daniel Levy meets you after a match and tells you everything that’s going on.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:23 pm
by ClaretAndJew
Howe is being touted.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:24 pm
by DCWat
The impact it would have on us, aside. I’d be really interested to see how Dyche does at a team like Spurs.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:25 pm
by Funkydrummer
ClaretAndJew wrote:Howe is being touted.
Dirty buggers !

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:27 pm
by tarkys_ears
martin_p wrote:Didn’t you know, having a box means Daniel Levy meets you after a match and tells you everything that’s going on.
Well I sincerely doubt thats true but it DOES add weight to any rumours heard round the ground, no doubt - ask anyone on a forum!

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:28 pm
by FactualFrank
Next door neighbour says SD isn't going to Spurs. So we can all relax.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:31 pm
by martin_p
tarkys_ears wrote:Well I sincerely doubt thats true but it DOES add weight to any rumours heard round the ground, no doubt - ask anyone on a forum!
Not when they haven’t played there in over a week. Unless of course everyone is as sworn to secrecy about Dyche until Pochettino was sacked.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:36 pm
by Vintage Claret
It's true, Dyche is off to Spurs, 7th December I've heard..

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:36 pm
by Aclaret
Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!
Well that's just bananas banana.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:37 pm
by Foulthrow
I just text my mate who's a Spurs fan.

And I quote, "Dyche has done a good job" with us.

Nailed on he's leaving.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:38 pm
by bobinho
Spurs are like Everton. Hardly anyone big enough for them...

SD stays. Or he goes. But if he goes, I’d bet an inch of me dick it won’t be to spurs.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:39 pm
by Rick_Muller
The bloke who came to do the snagging list in my house is a Spurs season ticket holder, he thinks gingers are underrated and there’s truth in this - deal done

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:40 pm
by ClaretAndJew
bobinho wrote:Spurs are like Everton. Hardly anyone big enough for them...

SD stays. Or he goes. But if he goes, I’d bet an inch of me dick it won’t be to spurs.
Don't bet the ranch mate.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:41 pm
by Aclaret
First it's "Accy Clarets to Spurs" now we have "Dyche to Spurs"

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:46 pm
by Bosscat
I am off to Spurs....

Along with my Brother and around 3036 other Clarets.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:56 pm
by Devils_Advocate
Bosscat wrote:I am off to Spurs....

Along with my Brother and around 3036 other Clarets.
Please boo Dyche loudly for me and heckle him with the Judas chant the bloody splitter

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:02 pm
by bfcjg
Dyche spotted in a synagogue in Golders Green its nailed on.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:03 pm
by lancastrian
Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!
If there is any truth in this we could do a swap.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:04 pm
by Buxtonclaret
And so,
The Banana splits...

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:18 pm
by Burnleyareback2
Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!
Your pal has made you look like a bit of a d**k

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:19 pm
by Bosscat
Burnleyareback2 wrote:Your pal has made you look like a bit of a d**k
No he has done that all by himself :lol:

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:47 am
by tarkys_ears
...but your mate said....!!!!

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:02 am
by jackmiggins
Sensationalist Scare rumour mongering yet again - I do wish that lily livered drama queens will keep their febrile thoughts to themselves!

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:04 am
by BurnleyFC
Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!
Why would your mate have a box at White Hart Lane? It's been demolished.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:23 am
by bfcjg
Question is why did Dyche quit Spurs after 2 hours in charge ? Levy must have worn him down with his attempts to pick the team. Thank heavens he reapplied for and got the Burnley job.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:33 am
by Top Claret
Spurs fans would be in melt down if Dyche got the job. He has no chance, not fashionable enough

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:46 am
by ClaretAndJew
Mourinho in

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:47 am
by wilks_bfc
Phew.

Can stop panicking now

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:23 am
by Paul Waine
Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!
Welcome to Up the Clarets, Banana. Good cast for a first timer. ;)

Should we give your friend a wave when we are down in London on 7th Dec?

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Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:33 am
by Firthy
Paul Waine wrote:Welcome to Up the Clarets, Banana. Good cast for a first timer. ;)

Should we give your friend a wave when we are down in London on 7th Dec?

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Ye great start. Looks like he slipped in his own shite :lol:

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:39 am
by MT03ALG
Banana is obviously completely bananas....

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:14 am
by Juan Tanamera
Yes, we've got no bananas....

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:11 am
by Steve1956
So Dyche isn't going Spurs then? Looks like Levy has missed a trick by appointing someone who plays the most boring football imaginable,one for the Dyche haters there. :lol:

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 12:05 pm
by Quicknick
ClaretAndJew wrote:Mourinho in
He is a bad appointment. Miserable pillock, as well. Even hated in Portugal.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 12:09 pm
by Bosscat
Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!
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Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 12:43 pm
by houseboy
bobinho wrote:Spurs are like Everton. Hardly anyone big enough for them...

SD stays. Or he goes. But if he goes, I’d bet an inch of me dick it won’t be to spurs.
Why would you risk half your cock? :lol:

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:09 pm
by bobinho
Sadly, It’s a bit more than half...

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:20 pm
by Goobs
Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!
Well done you caught a couple. Some actually believed you might have a friend.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:28 pm
by Bosscat
Goobs wrote:Well done you caught a couple. Some actually believed you might have a friend.
I wonder if him and his "mate" hang around in a Bunch

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:16 pm
by kentonclaret
A Spurs friend of mine said Sean was offered the job but turned it down because Levy refused to rename the Stadium Dyche Hart Lane.

Sean thought he could do a bit better than just having a pub named after him. :lol:

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:20 pm
by Dark Cloud
Bosscat wrote:I am off to Spurs....

Along with my Brother and around 3036 other Clarets.
And I'm off to Spurs too, but it doesn't need a posh bloke with a corporate box to tell people.

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:32 pm
by Bosscat
Dark Cloud wrote:And I'm off to Spurs too, but it doesn't need a posh bloke with a corporate box to tell people.
I think said posh bloke is a pigment of someones colourful imagination m8 (and I think the Banana has been peeled finding nowt inside but a mushy mess....)

Re: Dyche to Spurs??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:44 pm
by Banana
Paul Waine wrote:Welcome to Up the Clarets, Banana. Good cast for a first timer. ;)

Should we give your friend a wave when we are down in London on 7th Dec?

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Thank you Paul.