Grassometer
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:52 am
There is science behind our grass measurement and the World press all keen on discovering the secret
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Grassometer
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Re: Grassometer
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:58 am
How many longsiders can pick themselves out on that photo. Found me!
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:02 pm
In fact.....what are those men doing with those poles?
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:03 pm
I can barely make out the players due the length of the grass
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:14 pm
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:14 pm
Poles I thought they were Lithuanians2 Bee Holed wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:02 pmIn fact.....what are those men doing with those poles?
Great title to this podcast....
https://www.nonaynever.net/podcast/i-fo ... -lawn-won/
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:34 pm
That’s me near the big screen give us a wave next game utc
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:41 pm
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:45 pm
The problem with the long grass is that you can only see two of the three tiers on the Long Side. 
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:23 pm
'barely make out players'
There are players out there??????
There are players out there??????
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:46 pm
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:06 pm
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:23 pm
We only signed Crouch so we had at least one player who could see where he was going.
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:22 am
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:56 am
Bosscat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:14 pmPoles I thought they were Lithuanians
Great title to this podcast....
https://www.nonaynever.net/podcast/i-fo ... -lawn-won/
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:56 am
They are from Quadrilla.2 Bee Holed wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:02 pmIn fact.....what are those men doing with those poles?
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 8:23 pm
Golf's "Stimpmeter" could easily be modified to give an objective, accurate reading of the speed a ball rolls on it.
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 8:29 pm
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Re: Grassometer
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 8:29 pm
I think Arsenal should rebrand themselves as Fukawi United when they roll up to the Turf next season.
When they get lost in the long grass, they can jump up and down shouting, "We're the Fukawi !"
When they get lost in the long grass, they can jump up and down shouting, "We're the Fukawi !"
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 9:37 pm
Didn’t realise such equipment existed with this name although it would seem company liquidated! Mind you our ground staff do a great job worthy of press attention.
Re: Grassometer
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 9:57 pm
They are forkers.2 Bee Holed wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:02 pmIn fact.....what are those men doing with those poles?