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Backgammon and similar games

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:45 pm
by jdrobbo
I’ve just been telling was my friend that I hate backgammon. Oh, and draughts too. He said "Hate chess too?" I said, "Don't even get me started on that high-speed rail project."

Re: Backgammon and similar games

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:25 pm
by middleton claret
I'll get your coat !!.

Re: Backgammon and similar games

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:31 pm
by Funkydrummer
Chess is a brilliant musical.

Re: Backgammon and similar games

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:43 pm
by jdrobbo
Funkydrummer wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:31 pm
Chess is a brilliant musical.
“...Oh so good!” ;)

Re: Backgammon and similar games

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:01 pm
by Dyched
I were walking the dog along the canal earlier on today. Then the stupid thing decides to jump in, only it couldn’t get back out. Luckily a passing german tourist saw and jumped in to get him out. He said that he’ll be ok once dried off. I said “Aah thank you, are you a vet?”, “Vet?!” He replied, “Vet, I’m ******* soaking”

Re: Backgammon and similar games

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:13 pm
by Bosscat
Dyched wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:01 pm
I were walking the dog along the canal earlier on today. Then the stupid thing decides to jump in, only it couldn’t get back out. Luckily a passing german tourist saw and jumped in to get him out. He said that he’ll be ok once dried off. I said “Aah thank you, are you a vet?”, “Vet?!” He replied, “Vet, I’m ******* soaking”
Was he a German Shepherd?






The German Tourist not the Dog obviously :roll:

Re: Backgammon and similar games

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:33 pm
by Burnley1989
Dyched wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:01 pm
I were walking the dog along the canal earlier on today. Then the stupid thing decides to jump in, only it couldn’t get back out. Luckily a passing german tourist saw and jumped in to get him out. He said that he’ll be ok once dried off. I said “Aah thank you, are you a vet?”, “Vet?!” He replied, “Vet, I’m ******* soaking”
Reminds me of my favourite joke about the Olympian walking through the Olympic village with a long pole in his hand

Re: Backgammon and similar games

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:20 pm
by Tricky Trevor
Burnley1989 wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:33 pm
Reminds me of my favourite joke about the Olympian walking through the Olympic village with a long pole in his hand
“Are you a pole vaulter?”
“No, I am German and my name is Hans.”