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Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:10 pm
by Rick_Muller
To all of those who smoke (and vape) in the concourse of the CFS:
I will not “just f#ck off and stop being a sensitive pussy”
I will not “f#ck off back to the crèche”
I will not “grow a pair” (already have a pair)
I will not “stop talking ********”
I will complain about people breaking the law as that is what they were doing.
I will continue to call you out every game.
Just stop smoking in a no smoking area.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:43 pm
by thatdberight
Unfortunately, if the club were interested in doing anything about it, they'd have done it by now. Because it's not difficult to do something about it. Your complaints will get you nothing other than a placatory rub on the head from the club because they're not arsed.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:57 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
It’s every game. Pigs.
All smokers are selfish c.nts.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:59 pm
by pushpinpussy
Rick_Muller wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:10 pm
To all of those who smoke (and vape) in the concourse of the CFS:
I will not “just f#ck off and stop being a sensitive pussy”
I will not “f#ck off back to the crèche”
I will not “grow a pair” (already have a pair)
I will not “stop talking ********”
I will complain about people breaking the law as that is what they were doing.
I will continue to call you out every game.
Just stop smoking in a no smoking area.
we must be doing well if the numpties can only find this to whinge about. we won. cheer up.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:59 pm
by Jakubclaret
thatdberight wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:43 pm
Unfortunately, if the club were interested in doing anything about it, they'd have done it by now. Because it's not difficult to do something about it. Your complaints will get you nothing other than a placatory rub on the head from the club because they're not arsed.
It’s extremely difficult to police the vaping because it’s so discreet, you can easily inhale within 5 seconds & periodically abstain for minutes & so on, the continuous cloud chasing is obvious, the old skool vape sticks are so discreet you could be stood next to someone & be none no wiser that they were vaping.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:11 pm
by Zlatan
thatdberight wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:43 pm
Unfortunately, if the club were interested in doing anything about it, they'd have done it by now. Because it's not difficult to do something about it. Your complaints will get you nothing other than a placatory rub on the head from the club because they're not arsed.
I saw the stewards having a word with someone who was smoking on the inside part of the concourse and the bloke was just laughing at them. The stewards don’t actually care but they have to been seen to be doing something...
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:15 pm
by AlargeClaret
What a load of whinging tarts , we won 3-0 we’re not far off champs league places and some half dead curmudgeons are moaning about some cherry trifle whiff from some desperate vaper , get a grip ffs
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:15 pm
by bob-the-scutter
A get life!
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:16 pm
by bob-the-scutter

A get life!
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:22 pm
by Rick_Muller
AlargeClaret wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:15 pm
What a load of whinging tarts , we won 3-0 we’re not far off champs league places and some half dead curmudgeons are moaning about some cherry trifle whiff from some desperate vaper , get a grip ffs
If it was just the vapers that wouldn’t be so bad, but when it’s actual smokers (at least 30 people) under the concourse who are breaking the law then I’ll complain about it. They’re all selfish prats who see no wrong in pushing a burning stick in people’s faces and it’s wrong so I’ll moan about it.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:22 pm
by Hopey1786
Some.people.need to get a grip
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:23 pm
by Rick_Muller
pushpinpussy wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:59 pm
we must be doing well if the numpties can only find this to whinge about. we won. cheer up.
I posted it at half time when we weren’t winning 3-0. Good result today though, but my “match day experience” is being ruined by selfish pr1cks
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:24 pm
by Rick_Muller
Hopey1786 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:22 pm
Some.people.need to get a grip
Yeah, those people who can’t go 2 hours without sucking on a cancer stick
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:27 pm
by AlargeClaret
Rick_Muller wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:22 pm
If it was just the vapers that wouldn’t be so bad, but when it’s actual smokers (at least 30 people) under the concourse who are breaking the law then I’ll complain about it. They’re all selfish prats who see no wrong in pushing a burning stick in people’s faces and it’s wrong so I’ll moan about it.
In all honesty I hadn’t realised there was widespread smoking under there ? In fairness that’s out of order and surely very easy to police by the club ? The whole “ CFS experience “ is pretty rancid imo from the coke heads ,beer bellies, poor facilities etc . They barely barely create any atmosphere these day’s anyway
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:29 pm
by Hopey1786
Rick_Muller wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:24 pm
Yeah, those people who can’t go 2 hours without sucking on a cancer stick
Agreed. And the wingers
I dnt smoke but its not end of world
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:31 pm
by Blackburn_Claret
I've been in the CFS once and once only, went for a slash at half time (took 20 mins to get there) two lads smoking dope in there. Told a steward about it and he said it would be too much hassle to deal with it
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:31 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
Zlatan wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:11 pm
I saw the stewards having a word with someone who was smoking on the inside part of the concourse and the bloke was just laughing at them. The stewards don’t actually care but they have to been seen to be doing something...
Tbh I don’t blame the stewards. They are paid a basic wage and are expected to deal with abuse and idiots.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:38 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
AlargeClaret wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:15 pm
What a load of whinging tarts , we won 3-0 we’re not far off champs league places and some half dead curmudgeons are moaning about some cherry trifle whiff from some desperate vaper , get a grip ffs
Might not bother some. But why should non smokers be forced to breathe in and get covered in the stuff in a confined space?
The vaping is as bad. Might not smell as bad but who wants to breathe highly concentrated liquid and chemicals in?
Sniff your benzocaine all you want. Don’t force others to smoke your crap though.
Tossers.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:43 pm
by Top Claret
Blackburn_Claret wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:31 pm
I've been in the CFS once and once only, went for a slash at half time (took 20 mins to get there) two lads smoking dope in there. Told a steward about it and he said it would be too much hassle to deal with it
You sad owd fart and I am in my 60s.. Ffs get a life
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:50 pm
by tim_noone
Welcome Back Rick!
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:57 pm
by Inchy
I’m more worried about the amount of young lads in the CFS that feel the need to take a **** at half time. Constantly a line for the sit down bog. Must be some bad IBS in Burnley
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:06 pm
by Funkydrummer
Get yourself in the Bob Lord, we're too old to get down to the concourse for a fag and back again in
the quarter of an hour.

Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:17 pm
by Somethingfishy
Inchy wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:57 pm
I’m more worried about the amount of young lads in the CFS that feel the need to take a **** at half time. Constantly a line for the sit down bog. Must be some bad IBS in Burnley
Sniffer dogs would have a field day in there

Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:23 pm
by Clarets4me
cricketfieldclarets wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:57 pm
It’s every game. Pigs. All smokers are selfish c.nts.
I think you're being a tad sweeping there !
I'd start by evicting all those who breach the " Ground Regulations " by persistently standing during games ...

Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:25 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
Clarets4me wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:23 pm
I think you're being a tad sweeping there !
I'd start by evicting all those who breach the " Ground Regulations " by persistently standing during games ...
In areas that others don’t want to stand I agree
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:30 pm
by Quickenthetempo
Clarets4me wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:23 pm
I think you're being a tad sweeping there !
I'd start by evicting all those who breach the " Ground Regulations " by persistently standing during games ...
The next game would be 13k on.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:34 pm
by tim_noone
Somethingfishy wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:17 pm
Sniffer dogs would have a field day in there
That's a fair point.... have em at most/all London grounds. That said I noticed the low profile policing at turf moor today. And things ran smoothly granted it was only Bournemouth though.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:36 pm
by IanMcL
Chuck them out. Season ban.
No time for drug users or smokers in confined places.
They stink and when they lose themselves, aee a danger to others.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:38 pm
by tim_noone
IanMcL wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:36 pm
Chuck them out. Season ban.
No time for drug users or smokers in confined places.
They stink and when they lose themselves, aee a danger to others.
Over to you clarets4me.

stinker!
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:39 pm
by DCWat
Is there no smoking area outside the CF?
The smoking doesn’t surprise me - people doing lines of coke at the football does though! That’s just bizarre.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:53 pm
by Flying Without Ings
cricketfieldclarets wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:38 pm
Might not bother some. But why should non smokers be forced to breathe in and get covered in the stuff in a confined space?
The vaping is as bad. Might not smell as bad but who wants to breathe highly concentrated liquid and chemicals in?
Sniff your benzocaine all you want. Don’t force others to smoke your crap though.
Tossers.
Out of interest, how do you know exactly what they're sniffing?
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:57 pm
by Hopey1786
Flying Without Ings wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:53 pm
Out of interest, how do you know exactly what they're sniffing?
Cos all his mates do it and he doesnt
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:57 pm
by tim_noone
Flying Without Ings wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:53 pm
Out of interest, how do you know exactly what they're sniffing?
Hes not called sniffer for nowt.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:14 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
Flying Without Ings wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:53 pm
Out of interest, how do you know exactly what they're sniffing?
Well I doubt it’s pure Colombian in Burnley that’s for sure.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:15 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
Hopey1786 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:57 pm
Cos all his mates do it and he doesnt
Many of, not all.*
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:20 pm
by Blackburn_Claret
Hopey1786 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:57 pm
Cos all his mates do it and he doesnt
He probably eats donuts
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:32 pm
by Aclaret
We know the rules, why arnt the stewards doing their jobs and kicking them out ?
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:45 pm
by bobinho
DCWat wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:39 pm
Is there no smoking area outside the CF?
The smoking doesn’t surprise me - people doing lines of coke at the football does though! That’s just bizarre.
Can’t get in either of the two traps in the CFS cos of the sniff heads... can’t get thru the middle of the day without powder... proper sad.
Don’t know why they bother hiding it... it’s not like you can’t tell they have a nose full. Buzzin around like annoying little **** ants... “oh it’s normal everyone does it” yeah mate, everyone who’s just a little bit weak...
If anyone actually uses them bogs for what they are supposed to be used for, it’ll be the first time.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:53 pm
by ksrclaret
Absolute scruffs. As if it's not bad enough having to breathe in their dirty second hand smoke, they really do stink to high heaven as well.
You do right to have a go at them. Unfortunately low intelligence levels mean the responses you got are to be expected.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:53 pm
by ClaretAndJew
Why do people need to go into the toilets to do cocaine anyway?
Just do it in the stands. No one would know.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:54 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
bobinho wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:45 pm
Can’t get in either of the two traps in the CFS cos of the sniff heads... can’t get thru the middle of the day without powder... proper sad.
Don’t know why they bother hiding it... it’s not like you can’t tell they have a nose full. Buzzin around like annoying little **** ants... “oh it’s normal everyone does it” yeah mate, everyone who’s just a little bit weak...
If anyone actually uses them bogs for what they are supposed to be used for, it’ll be the first time.
To be fair anyone who would use a football stadium toilet for a pooh has bigger problems than the crackheads

Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:54 pm
by Steve-Harpers-perm
bobinho wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:45 pm
Can’t get in either of the two traps in the CFS cos of the sniff heads... can’t get thru the middle of the day without powder... proper sad.
Don’t know why they bother hiding it... it’s not like you can’t tell they have a nose full. Buzzin around like annoying little **** ants... “oh it’s normal everyone does it” yeah mate, everyone who’s just a little bit weak...
If anyone actually uses them bogs for what they are supposed to be used for, it’ll be the first time.
Sounds like it’s time for a dirty protest in there!
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:54 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:55 pm
by bobinho
cricketfieldclarets wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:54 pm
To be fair anyone who would use a football stadium toilet for a pooh has bigger problems than the crackheads
Good point, fairly made.

Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:59 pm
by CombatClaret
Ironic given the effects of smoking and second hand smoke
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:03 pm
by bobinho
CombatClaret wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:59 pm
Ironic given the effects of smoking and second hand smoke
This is Burnley mate. Irony is just something a little bit like brassy and steely, only it’s made out of iron.
(With thanks to Richard Curtis)
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:06 pm
by ksrclaret
pushpinpussy wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:59 pm
we must be doing well if the numpties can only find this to whinge about. we won. cheer up.
can just picture you now, stood outside sucking on a bit of tar desperately trying to grab a moment with your infamous next door neighbour the BFC footballer. bless

Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:09 pm
by Jakubclaret
cricketfieldclarets wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:14 pm
Well I doubt it’s pure Colombian in Burnley that’s for sure.
Doubt anywhere in the UK it's been danced on that many times, maybe in a city with a high level DD you'd get a concentrated unadulterated batch with a higher level of purity. You are effectively paying high for a short time buzz, only 1 winner.
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:19 pm
by Hopey1786
Jakubclaret wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:09 pm
Doubt anywhere in the UK it's been danced on that many times, maybe in a city with a high level DD you'd get a concentrated unadulterated batch with a higher level of purity. You are effectively paying high for a short time buzz, only 1 winner.
2 words. Dark web
Re: Smoking in CFS
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:22 pm
by Jakubclaret
Hopey1786 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:19 pm
2 words. Dark web
I'm too long in the tooth for that kind of caper, but I expect you'd be right it's all about the connections & at the right price knowing the right people it'd happen.