• Oxymorons

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:38 pm**

I know it is a well known one but it is still my favourite

"a deafening silence"

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:40 pm**

Military intelligence...

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:46 pm**

Family vacation. Think about it.

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:47 pm**

Ladies day Aintree

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:47 pm**

SlidingTackle wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:40 pm
Military intelligence...

There's certainly nothing intelligent about war. Our politicians should try it.

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:55 pm**

European Union

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:57 pm**

Prince Harry

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 1:09 pm**

Constructive criticism

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 1:15 pm**

You're all clearly confused. Bittersweet is the best oxymoron. Well, definately maybe.

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 1:17 pm**

Mothers Union quiet day.

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 1:33 pm**

ian wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 27, 2020 1:15 pm
You're all clearly confused. Bittersweet is the best oxymoron. Well, definately* maybe.

*Definitely ....

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urband ... y&amp=true

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 1:34 pm**

The gas that idiots breathe

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:26 pm**

Friendly fire.

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:38 pm**

Jalk Walker Stand ....

OK its not exactly an Oxymoron ... but it is a Stand full of Morons, so its halfway there

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 3:05 pm**

Same difference.
Civil war.
Clearly misunderstood (a phrase I have seen on here many times - 'you have clearly misunderstood me').
Devout atheist.

And a couple of my favourites:
Found missing.
Impossible solution.

And possibly the most ridiculous:
Ill health.

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 3:46 pm**

A good Wovers team?

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 3:53 pm**

Near miss

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 4:04 pm**

Act natural

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 6:39 pm**

Tim No-one

He is obviously some one

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 6:44 pm**

Microsoft Works.

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 6:48 pm**

Pretty ugly

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:03 pm**

Honest politician

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:07 pm**

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:38 pm
Jalk Walker Stand ....

OK its not exactly an Oxymoron ... but it is a Stand full of Morons, so its halfway there

The word 'Stand' in football context.

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:12 pm**

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:07 pm
The word 'Stand' in football context.

like I said its not exactly an oxymoron

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:22 pm**

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:12 pm
like I said its not exactly an oxymoron

Hello Thought Police are after you.

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:26 pm**

Stayingup wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:22 pm
Hello Thought Police are after you.

Hello magazine have "Thought Police"

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:05 pm**

Even steadier eddy

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 11:03 pm**

Faithfully untrue.

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 11:16 pm**

Olympioxyarcos.

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 11:28 pm**

Well sick - as in “That goal wot Vydra scored was well sick.”

Posted: **Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:38 am**

A sure bet

Posted: **Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:46 am**

Razed to the ground

Posted: **Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:59 am**

Awfully nice

Posted: **Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:59 am**

Terribly good

Posted: **Fri Feb 28, 2020 11:07 am**

Loyal opposition.

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