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Post by pushpinpussy » Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:26 am

Just joined a dating site for anorexics and balding men.

Thinder.

Anyone else any experience of them
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Post by fatboy47 » Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:28 am

what? baldng men ? or anorexics?
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Post by Dark Cloud » Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:43 am

I actually originally joined UTC believing it was dating site. How wrong can a person be!!??
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Post by Herts Clarets » Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:06 am

I believe I suffer from anorexia. One of the symptoms apparently is when you look in the mirror you see a fat person staring back at you.....
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Post by Zlatan » Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:17 am

Herts Clarets wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:06 am
 I believe I suffer from anorexia. One of the symptoms apparently is when you look in the mirror you see a fat person staring back at you.....
#MeToo
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Post by claptrappers_union » Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:21 am

He’s made a fool of himself by trying to squeeze two jokes with the same punchline into the one joke... no wonder the skinny bald **** is still single.
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Post by Dougall » Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:48 am

My wife says I have Altzheimers Bulimia - given the chance I gorge all day then forget to make myself throw up!☹️
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Post by Bigvince » Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:39 am

How dare you make a joke out of something so serious!
Losing your hair is nothing to laugh about :D
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Post by Buxtonclaret » Fri Mar 06, 2020 10:40 am

pushpinpussy wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:26 am
 Just joined a dating site for anorexics and balding men.

Thinder.

Anyone else any experience of them
There's another one for the more swashbuckling sort called, Cutless.
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Post by houseboy » Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:19 am

Bigvince wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:39 am
 How dare you make a joke out of something so serious!
Losing your hair is nothing to laugh about :D
If it bothers you that much remember where you put it next time. :lol:
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Post by Steve1956 » Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:21 am

Don't do it,dabbled when my first marriage ended,all what was left was the dregs :)
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Post by Volvoclaret » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:23 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:21 am
 Don't do it,dabbled when my first marriage ended,all what was left was the dregs :)
The dregs, that must have been my first wife on there😁
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Post by mdd2 » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:25 pm

Dark Cloud wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:43 am
 I actually originally joined UTC believing it was dating site. How wrong can a person be!!??
Are you dyslexic. Common knowledge that is a baiting site.
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Post by Millertime v1.7 » Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:50 pm

I'm on Plenty of Fish in search of a new mother for Mario
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Post by Aclaret » Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:56 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:50 pm
 I'm on Plenty of Fish in search of a new mother for Mario
Plenty of fish off Aberdeen I would have thought, any chance of fixing me up a date with Morag ?
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Post by Bfcboyo » Fri Mar 06, 2020 4:08 pm

Coronamatch.com

For live harbourers of the virus only

Don't self isolate share the time with that special new person.
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Post by Steve1956 » Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:05 pm

Volvoclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:23 pm
 The dregs, that must have been my first wife on there😁
I probably met her then! :lol:
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Post by northeastclaret » Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:50 pm

I would advise you to avoid the dating site Tesco launched, I used it and ended up with a bag for life☹️
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