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Panic stations

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:33 pm
by fanzone
When is the correct time to hit the panic button and remove all cash from the savings account in these unprecedented times.

Re: Panic stations

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:34 pm
by Zlatan
Never...

Re: Panic stations

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:46 pm
by Woodleyclaret
Whats savings?

Re: Panic stations

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:47 pm
by Coolbreeze799
Like anybody has savings

Re: Panic stations

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:50 pm
by Croydon Claret
Well I work for the IT department of Lloyds bank, specifically looking after one of the many layers that make up the Internet Banking website and app.

We're all on enforced working from home for the next 2 weeks so I suggest you get down that cashpoint tonight cos if it hits the fan then you wouldn't want to be relying on a bunch of blokes still in their pajamas to sort it all out :lol:

Re: Panic stations

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:58 pm
by Aclaret
No panic....have another beer.

Re: Panic stations

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:04 pm
by CombatClaret
fanzone wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:33 pm
When is the correct time to hit the panic button and remove all cash from the savings account in these unprecedented times.
If it all goes to sh1t you think your pieces of paper will help you?

Will only solve your toilet roll shortage.

Re: Panic stations

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:07 pm
by Aclaret
Croydon Claret wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:50 pm
Well I work for the IT department of Lloyds bank, specifically looking after one of the many layers that make up the Internet Banking website and app.

We're all on enforced working from home for the next 2 weeks so I suggest you get down that cashpoint tonight cos if it hits the fan then you wouldn't want to be relying on a bunch of blokes still in their pajamas to sort it all out :lol:
Blokes in pajamas/pyjamas ? No you're right I don't want to be relying on you.

Re: Panic stations

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:28 pm
by Jel
CombatClaret wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:04 pm
If it all goes to sh1t you think your pieces of paper will help you?

Will only solve your toilet roll shortage.
I don't think that the new notes are very good at wiping sh!t off

Re: Panic stations

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:37 pm
by Spiral
Jel wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:28 pm
I don't think that the new notes are very good at wiping sh!t off
It's more a scraping motion you need. They're about rigid enough for that.

Re: Panic stations

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:36 pm
by Steve1956
Jel wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:28 pm
I don't think that the new notes are very good at wiping sh!t off
That's all they are fit for,I hate the slippy things!

Re: Panic stations

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:05 am
by Guitargeorge
The time to panic was 13 years ago when the s&£t really did hit the fan in the financial markets

Re: Panic stations

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:59 am
by rob63
Jel wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:28 pm
I don't think that the new notes are very good at wiping sh!t off
See the posts about Izal on the bog roll topic

Re: Panic stations

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:15 am
by MACCA
Jel wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:28 pm
I don't think that the new notes are very good at wiping sh!t off
I'm quite lucky, I've still got plenty of those big red ones to go at, they are perfect for a big bloke like me.