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Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:20 pm
by Claret32yrs
Just curious.
Who is actually 'superior'?
I am Superior. There aren't many when it comes to being a Burnley fan. Being middle class takes most of you out.
So what makes you able?
Genuinely curious. Wealth. Looking down on **** (council estate especially) let's face it we need to revamp it.
I like Venison, Quail eggs, pheasant.
You talk of pies and peas.
Sigh!
Pushpinpussy seems to be of some level similar.
This entire corona is not relevant to me I don't mix with lower class anyway. It is annoying you exist to be honest. Coronavirus was designed to remove the weat from the chaff.
I am clearly wheat.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:27 pm
by LoveCurryPies
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:27 pm
by jollyjack
Very pleased to hear it!
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:28 pm
by randomclaret2
Idiot
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:33 pm
by conyoviejo
"I am clearly wheat" ..You sound like a turd to me and you can't polish a turd.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:35 pm
by Stockbrokerbelt
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:35 pm
by Bosscat
conyoviejo wrote: βMon Mar 16, 2020 9:33 pm
"I am clearly wheat" ..You sound like a turd to me and you can't polish a turd.
No he is 'weat'
Claret32yrs wrote: βMon Mar 16, 2020 9:20 pm
This entire corona is not relevant to me I don't mix with lower class anyway. It is annoying you exist to be honest. Coronavirus was designed to remove the
weat from the chaff.
I am clearly wheat.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:37 pm
by conyoviejo
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:38 pm
by Bosscat
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:42 pm
by The Enclosure
You are clearly Bulgur.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:43 pm
by Bosscat
Perhaps he's from Durum

Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:43 pm
by Paul Waine
Claret32yrs wrote: βMon Mar 16, 2020 9:20 pm
Just curious.
I am clearly wheat.
I have to avoid wheat, I have a gluten allergy.

Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:44 pm
by Goalposts
its confirmed that those that dont exhibit the classic corona virus symptoms, may suffer from a far more damaging aspect of the virus
Complete Idiocy from which no vaccine will ever be found and sadly leaves the individual impaired for life
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:58 pm
by LoveCurryPies
I canβt decide if Claret32yrs is an βinfluencerβ or suffering from influenza?

Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:04 pm
by Bosscat
LoveCurryPies wrote: βMon Mar 16, 2020 9:58 pm
I canβt decide if Claret32yrs is an βinfluencerβ or suffering from influenza?
In that case he needs to be isolated....
No closer than 2 metres and immersed in 60% Alcohol....
Actually reading the OP I think he has been immersed in 60% alcohol and drunk most of it

Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:45 pm
by timshorts
I look down on venison and pheasant. It is food for the masses.
People bring me plentiful supplies of these products not for veneration but in recognition of the divers benefits that I bring to their lives.
But I spurn their offerings. For not only is venison bad for the colon, but it is course and a bourgoise partaking for those who dine on Swan and wild cherry served with the ambrosia of intense chocolade vla.
In other words, town boy, why the f do you think it's great to eat venison and pheasant when for us country bumpkin it's just normal and not particularly special. You really do sound very nouveau middle class.
Try again if you want to convince us all that you are superior.
Personally, I know I can't be superior to most on here as I wasn't at the Orient game, although as with most of the key moments of universal history I can remember exactly where I was at the time.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:19 am
by tim_noone
Claret32yrs wrote: βMon Mar 16, 2020 9:20 pm
Just curious.
Who is actually 'superior'?
I am Superior. There aren't many when it comes to being a Burnley fan. Being middle class takes most of you out.
So what makes you able?
Genuinely curious. Wealth. Looking down on **** (council estate especially) let's face it we need to revamp it.
I like Venison, Quail eggs, pheasant.
You talk of pies and peas.
Sigh!
Pushpinpussy seems to be of some level similar.
This entire corona is not relevant to me I don't mix with lower class anyway. It is annoying you exist to be honest. Coronavirus was designed to remove the weat from the chaff.
I am clearly wheat.
Saxo.

Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:56 am
by Bfcboyo
Claret32yrs wrote: βMon Mar 16, 2020 9:20 pm
Just curious.
Who is actually 'superior'?
I am Superior. There aren't many when it comes to being a Burnley fan. Being middle class takes most of you out.
So what makes you able?
Genuinely curious. Wealth. Looking down on **** (council estate especially) let's face it we need to revamp it.
I like Venison, Quail eggs, pheasant.
You talk of pies and peas.
Sigh!
Pushpinpussy seems to be of some level similar.
This entire corona is not relevant to me I don't mix with lower class anyway. It is annoying you exist to be honest. Coronavirus was designed to remove the weat from the chaff.
I am clearly wheat.
When you grow up you will understand. Don't worry it will be ok.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:57 am
by Taffy on the wing
Well! ....We won't be hearing from him for a while.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:20 am
by pushpinpussy
This entire corona is not relevant to me I don't mix with lower class anyway. It is annoying you exist to be honest. Coronavirus was designed to remove the weat from the chaff.
I am clearly wheat.
[/quote]
Whilst we were roasting chestnuts at the country club tonight, old Smithers-Horsely commented on how this virus is to rid the world of the lower classes or to reduce the ageing population.
Oh, how we chuckled.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:22 am
by tarkys_ears
He's clearly posh enough to afford the finest crack that money can buy!
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:25 am
by claretonthecoast1882
Not sure he is clever enough to be saxo
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:19 am
by Bigvince
Claret32yrs wrote: βMon Mar 16, 2020 9:20 pm
Just curious.
Who is actually 'superior'?
I am Superior. There aren't many when it comes to being a Burnley fan. Being middle class takes most of you out.
So what makes you able?
Genuinely curious. Wealth. Looking down on **** (council estate especially) let's face it we need to revamp it.
I like Venison, Quail eggs, pheasant.
You talk of pies and peas.
Sigh!
Pushpinpussy seems to be of some level similar.
This entire corona is not relevant to me I don't mix with lower class anyway. It is annoying you exist to be honest. Coronavirus was designed to remove the weat from the chaff.
I am clearly wheat.
Is that you Woody
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:31 am
by evensteadiereddie
More like Ringo, I'd say. He got a proper twatting yesterday for trying to screw up the Coronavirus thread and I suspect this is lame response.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:40 am
by houseboy
Just been reading this thread. My conclusion is...I did too many drugs when I was younger.
Incidentally, while we are talking attributes, I should point out that without a shadow of a doubt I am the best looking on here, by a mile. I am stunning. Grown men have been known to whither in my presence and women throw themselves at me with gay abandon. It's been a tiring life but an enjoyable one thus far.
Hello Boss mate.

Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:44 am
by FactualFrank
evensteadiereddie wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 9:31 am
More like Ringo, I'd say. He got a proper twatting yesterday for trying to screw up the Coronavirus thread and I suspect this is lame response.
Or a certain annoying AF turtle.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:46 am
by evensteadiereddie
AF ?
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:47 am
by FactualFrank
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:48 am
by Steve1956
evensteadiereddie wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 9:31 am
More like Ringo, I'd say. He got a proper twatting yesterday for trying to screw up the Coronavirus thread and I suspect this is lame response.
What a hypocrite you are you and your cronies are doing to Ringo what you accused me of last week with Imploding Turtle,the only diffrence being your bullying is there to be seen .
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:57 am
by Bosscat
houseboy wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 9:40 am
Just been reading this thread. My conclusion is...I did too many drugs when I was younger.
Incidentally, while we are talking attributes, I should point out that without a shadow of a doubt I am the best looking on here, by a mile. I am stunning. Grown men have been known to whither in my presence and women throw themselves at me with gay abandon. It's been a tiring life but an enjoyable one thus far.
Hello Boss mate.
No Comment

Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:01 am
by Quickenthetempo
It's impossible to imagine a middle class man going to watch Burnley in 1988.
You would of been made chairman without hesitation.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:13 am
by houseboy
Steve1956 wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 9:48 am
What a hypocrite you are you and your cronies are doing to Ringo what you accused me of last week with Imploding Turtle,the only diffrence being your bullying is there to be seen .
Regarding bullying mate...the best bit of advice my dear departed dad ever gave me was simple and it worked. He said if anyone ever tries to bully you just hit them - they may win the fight but you will win the war because bullies like easy targets. I have never been bullied in my life. Thanks dad.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:57 am
by IanMcL
I agree with the original poster, that he is, indeed, fantastic.
This being the meaning of fantastic which applies, in this case.
'fanciful; remote from reality'
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:58 am
by Steve1956
houseboy wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 10:13 am
Regarding bullying mate...the best bit of advice my dear departed dad ever gave me was simple and it worked. He said if anyone ever tries to bully you just hit them - they may win the fight but you will win the war because bullies like easy targets. I have never been bullied in my life. Thanks dad.

Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:35 am
by bfcmik
houseboy wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 9:40 am
Grown men have been known to throw themselves at me with gay abandon and women wither in my presence.
corrected it for you

Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:37 am
by evensteadiereddie
Steve1956 wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 9:48 am
What a hypocrite you are you and your cronies are doing to Ringo what you accused me of last week with Imploding Turtle,the only diffrence being your bullying is there to be seen .
What a surprise !
Bullied no one, pal and don't be so soft. You know damned well the idiot was trying to wreck the coronavirus thread - a serious subject in my and many other posters' view - by making out he'd somehow been called a racist.
Apparently he was so offended that he did...... absolutely nothing.
I merely pointed out that he was being selfish and if he did indeed have a grievance, he needed to report the offending post(er) to the mods or shut the **** up and let the serious discussions continue without interference.
Whether others agreed or not was up to them. It appears that quite a few did and they made their thoughts clear as did the mods.
Luckily, Ringo saw sense, followed the advice, chose the latter, shut up and dropped the subject.
Your loyalty, albeit misguided, is very touching....

That's all.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:54 am
by houseboy
bfcmik wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 11:35 am
corrected it for you
You barsteward you. How very dare you?
Nice one though...like it.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:15 pm
by Volvoclaret
Does the OP not realise that if he built his ivory tower after 1948 he has committed an illegal act and can be subject to arrest immediately
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:27 pm
by snapcrackleandpop
Thankfully not.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:55 pm
by houseboy
Volvoclaret wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 12:15 pm
Does the OP not realise that if he built his ivory tower after 1948 he has committed an illegal act and can be subject to arrest immediately
And if he did does he know that anyone having a erection in a public place should have it properly illuminated after dark?
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:11 pm
by Quickenthetempo
evensteadiereddie wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 11:37 am
What a surprise !
Bullied no one, pal and don't be so soft. You know damned well the idiot was trying to wreck the coronavirus thread - a serious subject in my and many other posters' view - by making out he'd somehow been called a racist.
Apparently he was so offended that he did...... absolutely nothing.
I merely pointed out that he was being selfish and if he did indeed have a grievance, he needed to report the offending post(er) to the mods or shut the **** up and let the serious discussions continue without interference.
Whether others agreed or not was up to them. It appears that quite a few did and they made their thoughts clear as did the mods.
Luckily, Ringo saw sense, followed the advice, chose the latter, shut up and dropped the subject.
Your loyalty, albeit misguided, is very touching....

That's all.
You think the Coronavirus thread was only wrecked by Ringo?
I looked early on and it was just arguing, then about 7 pages later as threads merged on to it.
Guess what?
Still the same posters arguing.
At least it keeps them all on the one thread.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:43 pm
by evensteadiereddie
That's true enough, get them into lockdown on one particular thread....
Seriously though, the virus thread was also getting very interesting with quite a few posters discussing their personal experiences, circumstances and fears in quite an open, honest way and then you get some chump posting four, I think it was, consecutive comments without anybody bothering to respond, bleating about some perceived slight or other. It was only when he got soundly twatted that he began to backtrack and toe the line. Embarrassing and utterly pointless.
Still, no harm done.
Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:46 pm
by RingoMcCartney
evensteadiereddie wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 1:43 pm
That's true enough, get them into lockdown on one particular thread....
Seriously though, the virus thread was also getting very interesting with quite a few posters discussing their personal experiences, circumstances and fears in quite an open, honest way and then you get some chump posting four, I think it was, consecutive comments without anybody bothering to respond, bleating about some perceived slight or other. It was only when he got
soundly twatted that he began to backtrack and toe the line. Embarrassing and utterly pointless.
Still, no harm done.

Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:58 pm
by Bosscat
houseboy wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 12:55 pm
And if he did does he know that anyone having a erection in a public place should have it properly illuminated after dark?
We have s statute in our Parish Council rules...
No permanent Erection is allowed on the Village Green.

Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:37 pm
by RingoMcCartney
evensteadiereddie wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 11:37 am
What a surprise !
Bullied no one, pal and don't be so soft. You know damned well the idiot was trying to wreck the coronavirus thread - a serious subject in my and many other posters' view - by making out he'd somehow been called a racist.
Apparently he was so offended that he did...... absolutely nothing.
I merely pointed out that he was being selfish and if he did indeed have a grievance, he needed to report the offending post(er) to the mods or shut the **** up and let the serious discussions continue without interference.
Whether others agreed or not was up to them. It appears that quite a few did and they made their thoughts clear as did the mods.
Luckily, Ringo saw sense, followed the advice, chose the latter, shut up and dropped the subject.
Your loyalty, albeit misguided, is very touching....

That's all.

Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:12 am
by houseboy
Bosscat wrote: βTue Mar 17, 2020 6:58 pm
We have s statute in our Parish Council rules...
No permanent Erection is allowed on the Village Green.
Does that mean that no-one who is priapistic is allowed on there?
