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Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:18 pm
by Marney&Mee
At last, I can start making inroads into these 725 bog rolls...
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:22 pm
by alboclaret
Not all that clear there boris.
Just had the call that my work is now shut.
Bit surprised yet missus works for a larger engineering firm and is still expected to go in in the morning.
Could do with confirming if or not "non essential " work places should close for the initial 3 weeks.
How did others interpret it please?
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:26 pm
by Murger
alboclaret wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:22 pm
Not all that clear there boris.
Just had the call that my work is now shut.
Bit surprised yet missus works for a larger engineering firm and is still expected to go in in the morning.
Could do with confirming if or not "non essential " work places should close for the initial 3 weeks.
How did others interpret it please?
Is the health of non-essential factory workers not that important? Weird statement I agree.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:31 pm
by Devils_Advocate
Fair play to Boris, he's certainly lit up Twitter tonight. Top class entertainment from the nations favourite Jester
On a serious note good luck those in construction and other jobs deemed as self employed. I hope the govt sorts out that situation sharpish as clear direction supported by employers and funded by the govt will be key to making this lockdown of sorts work as it needs to
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:33 pm
by randomclaret2
I had you down as the nations favourite jester...
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:35 pm
by Devils_Advocate
randomclaret2 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:33 pm
I had you down as the nations favourite jester...
Ah shucks stop flirting

maybe on this board but i aint gone national im afraid
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:38 pm
by tiger76
Devils_Advocate wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:31 pm
Fair play to Boris, he's certainly lit up Twitter tonight. Top class entertainment from the nations favourite Jester
On a serious note good luck those in construction and other jobs deemed as self employed. I hope the govt sorts out that situation sharpish as clear direction supported by employers and funded by the govt will be key to making this lockdown of sorts work as it needs to
Self employed workers need to know whether they'll be protected financially if they heed these instructions,if there's no clarification then you can hardly blame them if they feel the need to carry on working,as ever the devil's in the detail.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:43 pm
by 1fatclaret
Murger wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:26 pm
Is the health of non-essential factory workers not that important? Weird statement I agree.
How do you define non-essential? We make steel lockers, a huge customer of ours is the Nhs, who unsurprisingly, are ordering a lot of lockers right now. The supply chain for essential services, including things that might not be obviously essential but without which, the service can’t function, has to carry on.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:44 pm
by Devils_Advocate
tiger76 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:38 pm
Self employed workers need to know whether they'll be protected financially if they heed these instructions,if there's no clarification then you can hardly blame them if they feel the need to carry on working,as ever the devil's in the detail.
Agree and people being put under pressure by bosses to come in or will be sacked and not employed when things are back to normal.
Support for all self employed and forced shut down of certain work places like building sites and factories needs to happen quick
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:50 pm
by LoveCurryPies
It will be 3-6 months, not 3 weeks.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:55 pm
by bobinho
Not a time for ambiguity.
Not clear enough, nowhere near...
Why not "if you are not a key worker, stay at home" That wasn't what was said. And who decides what is essential? Is there a list?
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:59 pm
by ClaretAndJew
It was basically "go to work" if you are working. So I guess, if your business is open, you keep going until told otherwise?
There will be more measures in place soon I reckon.
What a fascinating time to be alive.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:02 pm
by Devils_Advocate
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:03 pm
by Clarets4me
One thing that wasn't clear to me was about Sandwich shops/Takeaways etc ...
I know that Subway, Greggs and McDonalds have taken the decision to shut, but what about smaller chains and owner run places ? Also the pubs etc that have been offering collection services ... you could interpret the phrase, " Food retailers " to include these, or perhaps not ...
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:09 pm
by FactualFrank
When Boris finds out you aren't self isolating..
https://youtu.be/iWIUp19bBoA
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:13 pm
by TheFamilyCat
bobinho wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:55 pm
Not a time for ambiguity.
Not clear enough, nowhere near...
Why not "if you are not a key worker, stay at home" That wasn't what was said. And who decides what is essential? Is there a list?
You shouldn't be surprised; there's been a pattern.
Call me cynical but every bit of "advice" rather than an actual directive has just been an exercise in the herd immunity originally planned.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:17 pm
by SmudgetheClaret
It would seem they give us the soft version one day then the day after enforce it hard so looking at what bumble Boris said tonight (which was a tad vague to say the least), I'm expecting letters and passes needed to leave the house by Friday

Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:17 pm
by ksrclaret
Clarets4me wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:03 pm
One thing that wasn't clear to me was about Sandwich shops/Takeaways etc ...
I know that Subway, Greggs and McDonalds have taken the decision to shut, but what about smaller chains and owner run places ? Also the pubs etc that have been offering collection services ... you could interpret the phrase, " Food retailers " to include these, or perhaps not ...
I was wondering about local takeaways too. They sell food which is essential, but they aren't essential themselves.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:19 pm
by ecc
Isn't it Dominic Cummings who writes Johnson's speeches?
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:24 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Not these I shouldn't think although the Chancellor's speech last week was peppered with "We will get through this", about six or seven times, I think. Lots of "unprecedented"s too.
Perhaps he was hiding behind a lectern..
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:27 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Back to the OP, I'd forgotten what a **** job clearing up after a day's decorating is. Lots more to come, sadly.

Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:28 pm
by Fenwick
I know it's a serious situation and I am being flippant, but.. as long as 80% of my wage is paid and as long as my employer can apply for an interest free loan so I have a job to go back to, bring it on ! I haven't had longer than a week off for 10 years.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:40 pm
by Spiral
Slightly worrying that during a national emergency we're left to attempt to interpret a pre-prepared speech.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:45 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
Spiral wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:40 pm
Slightly worrying that during a national emergency we're left to attempt to interpret a pre-prepared speech.
Not really, I think we all know what he said and meant.
Are the large unessential businesses in the area doing their bit by shutting down? Of course not.
Let's stop this virus by not gathering in parks but gathering 100's of people in work places.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:51 pm
by Burnleyareback2
Thought it was pretty clear, a bit like the instructions that said to avoid close contact- just seems that a part of the population decides it doesn’t effect them. So now we all need to suffer.
If your work is open and you can’t work from home then you need to go in. Feels like there a lot of people feeling entitled to going home, watching box sets and getting paid.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:53 pm
by Murger
1fatclaret wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:43 pm
How do you define non-essential? We make steel lockers, a huge customer of ours is the Nhs, who unsurprisingly, are ordering a lot of lockers right now. The supply chain for essential services, including things that might not be obviously essential but without which, the service can’t function, has to carry on.
I work for a furniture manufacturer. Fairly non-essential.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:55 pm
by timshorts
ecc wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:19 pm
Isn't it Dominic Cummings who writes Johnson's speeches?
Normally, yes, but he's unelected and about to become a scapegoat, so he's no longer an essential worker.
We won't see him skulking in the background for 3 weeks.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:58 pm
by TheFamilyCat
Murger wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:53 pm
I work for a furniture manufacturer. Fairly non-essential.
Surely furniture is going to be in high demand. Nobody wants to sit on a **** settee for three weeks.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:59 pm
by Devils_Advocate
So clear that the govt have already changed their advice on their own website

Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:00 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
Burnleyareback2 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:51 pm
If your work is open and you can’t work from home then you need to go in. Feels like there a lot of people feeling entitled to going home, watching box sets and getting paid.
There won't be many doing that for statutory sick pay.
If your unessential work is open, you have to wonder if this is really a national emergency.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:02 pm
by IanMcL
How do you join the Gestapo?
Tgere will be vacancies announced, any time soon.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:10 pm
by bobinho
Bin Ont Turf wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:45 pm
Not really, I think we all know what he said and meant.
Are the large unessential businesses in the area doing their bit by shutting down? Of course not.
Let's stop this virus by not gathering in parks but gathering 100's of people in work places.
His speech was written by some very clever people. By not saying “only key workers are to go to work” he has left it in the hands of business owners to make the call.
What I heard was “go to work if the work you do can’t be done at home”. The use of “absolutely necessary” has added the confusion. Clarification required.... but they knew this when they wrote it.
If he meant only key workers go to work for the next three weeks, he would’ve said that....but he didn’t.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:10 pm
by BabylonClaret
Bin Ont Turf wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:00 pm
There won't be many doing that for statutory sick pay.
If your unessential work is open, you have to wonder if this is really a national emergency.
Why are builders and other self employed any different from hospitality/entertainment self employed? Theyve already been laid off.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:15 pm
by bobinho
Devils_Advocate wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:59 pm
So clear that the govt have already changed their advice on their own website
Do either of those pages actually exist? I have found neither, and I have been looking since 20:40
People posting this shite all over the internet hasn’t really helped. At NO time did anyone use the term “key worker” whilst describing the new measures.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:20 pm
by bobinho
Fenwick wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:28 pm
I know it's a serious situation and I am being flippant, but.. as long as 80% of my wage is paid and as long as my employer can apply for an interest free loan so I have a job to go back to, bring it on ! I haven't had longer than a week off for 10 years.
Trouble is, people are seeing that message when it really isn’t there. They want three weeks dossing at home on 80% money with no chance to spend it. Like saving up! They LOVE it.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:23 pm
by Burnleyareback2
bobinho wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:20 pm
Trouble is, people are seeing that message when it really isn’t there. They want three weeks dossing at home on 80% money with no chance to spend it. Like saving up! They LOVE it.
Probably the same people that rushed to Blackpool at the weekend.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:24 pm
by Devils_Advocate
bobinho wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:15 pm
Do either of those pages actually exist? I have found neither, and I have been looking since 20:40
People posting this shite all over the internet hasn’t really helped. At NO time did anyone use the term “key worker” whilst describing the new measures.
The key worker one was originally put on the official twitter feed for 10 downing st then pulled down and replaced.
Lots of people verifying including blue tick serious and reliable accounts
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:25 pm
by Burnleyareback2
Bin Ont Turf wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:00 pm
There won't be many doing that for statutory sick pay.
If your unessential work is open, you have to wonder if this is really a national emergency.
Seems to be plenty of people desperate to have a few weeks of rather than take the situation seriously
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:26 pm
by aggi
Some further guidance on what should and shouldn't be open here
https://microco.sm/out/Qhcai
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:36 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
bobinho wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:20 pm
Trouble is, people are seeing that message when it really isn’t there. They want three weeks dossing at home on 80% money with no chance to spend it. Like saving up! They LOVE it.
I don't know where you have got that from, because no one in this area is going to get 80% of their wages by being off due to this ^national emergency".
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:39 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
BabylonClaret wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:10 pm
Why are builders and other self employed any different from hospitality/entertainment self employed? Theyve already been laid off.
Who mentioned builders and self employed people?
I'm talking about the vast numbers of people who work in factories.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:58 pm
by paulatky
Where had 3 weeks come from. At least 5 months
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:00 am
by Fenwick
bobinho wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:20 pm
Trouble is, people are seeing that message when it really isn’t there. They want three weeks dossing at home on 80% money with no chance to spend it. Like saving up! They LOVE it.
To be fair I did say I was being flippant. I'm fully aware that this country is in the worst economical situation since the end of world war two. It took 50 years to pay that off. Gallows humour ?
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:05 am
by Tricky Trevor
1fatclaret wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:43 pm
We make steel lockers, a huge customer of ours is the Nhs, who unsurprisingly, are ordering a lot of lockers right now.
Lay them on their back put brass handles down the side and you’ve got a brand new sadly needed business.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:08 am
by No Ney Never
bobinho wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:15 pm
Do either of those pages actually exist? I have found neither, and I have been looking since 20:40
People posting this shite all over the internet hasn’t really helped. At NO time did anyone use the term “key worker” whilst describing the new measures.
Are Locksmiths key workers?

Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:12 am
by dsr
No Ney Never wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:08 am
Are Locksmiths key workers?
And musicians?
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:55 am
by Clarets4me
Thanks Aggi, Laundrettes are another bone of contention .... vital for those who use them, but for the Ladies, ( and it usually is ) who work in them, it may put them at risk ...
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:03 am
by No Ney Never
dsr wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:12 am
And musicians?
Only if you can provide a note to show you're conducting yourself appropriately.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 6:33 am
by alboclaret
Still nothing re manufacturing.
Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:22 am
by Grumps
paulatky wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:58 pm
Where had 3 weeks come from. At least 5 months
Just a guess, but I think it came from the prime minister when he mentioned 3 weeks