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Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:17 pm
by Fretters
Surprised they've closed. I thought they were key workers?
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:18 pm
by TVC15
Those at Media City are still going in.
Salford Keys workers
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:20 pm
by FactualFrank
What a load of cobblers.
One of my mates is still going to work at the docks. He’s a quay worker.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:24 pm
by Bosscat
My Sister in law is a concert pianist she is a key worker...
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:31 pm
by ClaretAndJew
My best mate still has to go in to his job at Tetley's.
He's a tea worker.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:35 pm
by Rileybobs
One of my friends is still having to go to her job at the hospital. She’s a key worker.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:38 pm
by Clarets4me
A friend of mine works at the Birds Eye freezing facility in Hull .... she's a Pea worker !!
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:55 pm
by Bosscat
A cousin works in Yoghurt Manufaturing he is a Ski Worker
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:09 pm
by ChrisG
A lad I know sells Class As, he's a key worker too
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:23 pm
by Darthlaw
My pal Ben is training with the local football team. He’s Mee; a worker.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:46 pm
by THEWELLERNUT70
I believe all outlets are on lockdown
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:18 pm
by Somethingfishy
My brother in law makes French cheese..he is a Brie worker.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:23 pm
by Claret Toni
Spare a thought for the navy - they're sea workers.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:40 pm
by thatdberight
My son is still having to work harvesting Blighia sapida in Jamaica. Ackee worker.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:47 pm
by Fretters
Read all about it - 'Seaside town struggling with lockdown due to number of Torquay workers'
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:48 pm
by uptheclarets
Fretters wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:17 pm
Surprised they've closed. I thought they were key workers?
Were they sole traders
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:03 pm
by Marney&Mee
Spare a thought for the small Nepalese soldier who helped us out in WW2. Very grateful to those wee Gurkhas...
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:04 pm
by FCBurnley
My mates a burglar. He`s a lock and key worker
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:47 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Timpsons : brogue traders.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:55 pm
by Guitargeorge
Are Beefeaters key workers? Warden Jim is struggling on the loo after he heard someone say “Pass keys”.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:04 pm
by welsbyswife
I believe the Stanley players are still turning up for training every day. They are Accy workers.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:23 pm
by CaptainKirk
Idiots, the lot of you.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:32 pm
by Fenwick
Chinese takeaways are still open thank god. Key wokkers
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:34 pm
by Fretters
Cross Keys is the only pub allowed to stay open.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:44 pm
by morpheus2
My mate's an arborist - he works for the Forestry Commission.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:51 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
Darthlaw wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:23 pm
My pal Ben is training with the local football team. He’s Mee; a worker.
That ones so bad it very nearly comes all the way back round to nearly funny, but doesn't
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:52 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
They were still repairing plimsolls yesterday, but Louboutins finally brought them to heel
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:59 pm
by Bosscat
I used to be a key worker ... before I retired I was a Locksmith FACT

Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:25 pm
by Nonayforever
On my first passport there was a section stating "occupation" - mine was key worker.
I was really proud of that for a year or so.
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:37 pm
by Claret Toni
morpheus2 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:44 pm
My mate's an arborist - he works for the Forestry Commission.
Is he Irish and work with a couple of mates and they're called tree tree workers?
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:36 pm
by IanMcL
Claret Toni wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:37 pm
Is he Irish and work with a couple of mates and they're called tree tree workers?
No they are the Tree Amigos
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:44 pm
by Bosscat
Claret Toni wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:37 pm
Is he Irish and work with a couple of mates and they're called tree tree workers?
Him and his m8 were walking past a sign near the forestry commission....
"Tree Fellers wanted"
"Hey should we apply"
"We can't theres only two of us"
Re: Timpsons
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:05 am
by morpheus2
Hahaha, yew tree crack me up!!