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Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 4:49 pm
by claptrappers_union
I know, it's another Trump thread, but what would it be like?
How many managers would he fire in 18 months, would Phil Chris Boden ask nasty questions and peddle fake news and how long would it be before he called Jurgen Klopp a 'loser'
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 4:51 pm
by ClaretTony
claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 4:49 pm
I know, it's another Trump thread, but what would it be like?
how long would it before he called Jurgen Klopp a 'loser'
Probably before he found out who Phil Boden was
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 4:57 pm
by KateR
No he wouldn't
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 5:00 pm
by tim_noone
Donald who?
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 5:29 pm
by ralphdpomeroy
No ... based upon his hair alone ... no
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 5:34 pm
by FactualFrank
It would take him 3 seasons to accept that there's a relegation.
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 6:44 pm
by mickleoverclaret
"When Stoke City send us players, they're not sending us their best"
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 1:26 pm
by mikeS
I’d give over going if trump became chairman.
I can’t stand that man.
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 1:32 pm
by Claretitus
Definitely not.
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 11:26 am
by Stayingup
mikeS wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2020 1:26 pm
I’d give over going if trump became chairman.
I can’t stand that man.
Understand but thats not an answer to the question.
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 11:28 am
by claretonthecoast1882
Is this a Nixon exclusive ?
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 7:22 pm
by Tribesmen
Goodness words fail me .
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 7:31 pm
by keith1879
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 4:51 pm
Probably before he found out who Phil Boden was
Phil Biden?
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 7:34 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 4:49 pm
I know, it's another Trump thread, but what would it be like?
How many managers would he fire in 18 months, would Phil
Chris Boden ask nasty questions and peddle fake news and how long would it be before he called Jurgen Klopp a 'loser'
That tangerine prick wouldn't be a good owner of a Ford Fiesta
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 7:52 pm
by Joe14
Million times worse than the Venkey’s
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 7:58 pm
by Buxtonclaret
He's an overbearing narcissistic individual. An unaccomplished liar, with a head full of his own twisted sociopathy, more recently fuelled by the job he got.
He masks his outrageously limited ability to see, or do anything for the greater good by blaming anyone or anything else but himself.
He is pretty good at displaying his fascist angles, wrapped up in his sexist and racist personality traits.
He's corrupt from his toes up to that weird coloured hair.
There's probably lots more bad bits, but there's enough there to ensure he'd pass the Fa's 'Fit and Proper' test with flying colours.
But I really couldn't see how any Claret would want the obnoxious oaf anywhere near the Turf.
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:23 pm
by Bordeauxclaret
Who would pay for the security to keep Uwe away from him?
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:37 pm
by tarkys_ears
Oh my! Even something as daft as this has got the resident clowns in a twist!
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:38 pm
by Quickenthetempo
He would of declared war on Greece after the half time shenanigans at Olympiakos.
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:49 pm
by timshorts
I thought he would be a blackpool supporter.
Or alternatively, Liverpool (this year) and whoever wins the league every year although he wouldn't tell us who he was supporting until they had already won the league.
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 9:21 pm
by Damo
Buxtonclaret wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 7:58 pm
He's an overbearing narcissistic individual. An unaccomplished liar, with a head full of his own twisted sociopathy, more recently fuelled by the job he got.
He masks his outrageously limited ability to see, or do anything for the greater good by blaming anyone or anything else but himself.
He is pretty good at displaying his fascist angles, wrapped up in his sexist and racist personality traits.
He's corrupt from his toes up to that weird coloured hair.
There's probably lots more bad bits, but there's enough there to ensure he'd pass the Fa's 'Fit and Proper' test with flying colours.
But I really couldn't see how any Claret would want the obnoxious oaf anywhere near the Turf.
Is that a yes or a no?
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 9:32 pm
by rob63
I wouldn't trust him to run a Christmas club..........he's the only one who could make Bin Salman look a more fit & proper person!
Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 9:44 pm
by Buxtonclaret
Damo wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 9:21 pm
Is that a yes or a no?
We'd just end up lumbered with sheds full of out-of-date bottles of disinfectant.
It's a 'No' from me.

Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 9:57 pm
by Volvoclaret
It would be a case of cowboy and Indian owners with them down road.