• Caption Competition

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 2:20 am**

"you're doing fine Boris"

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:36 am**

What do you mean I'm going to be transferred to longleat? I asked to go to Barnard Castle.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:41 am**

How many more times do I need to explain the 2 metres rule?

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:00 am**

You’re right that is the answer to the chess puzzle

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:26 am**

What do you mean a nation of lions led by a donkey?

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:53 am**

Are you SURE that’s only a finger?

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:07 am**

I’m sorry my old mate #BLM only applies to Black Bears...

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:37 am**

" Look Bungle, I've told you, you can't pay on the gate. It's Watford, behind closed doors".

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:44 am**

"They're doing what to my statue?"

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:45 am**

Do I do what in the woods ?

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:26 am**

"I only wear this costume because I'm scared of being arrested for being a white middle aged heterosexual male"

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:13 pm**

Get your finger from up my @rse you pervert.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:16 pm**

No I will not tell you what Zippy did to George .... its a secret

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:16 pm**

Yes that pink Hippo did hit me with his handbag again.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:44 pm**

I know it was a shock for you, he was not supposed to be near any woods.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:49 pm**

Government accused of scraping the barrel with latest PPE procurement.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:51 am**

What do you mean it's a bear faced lie?

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:58 am**

Now look here, son, I know the education system is discriminating against lads like you but there's nowt I can do about it.............

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:32 am**

But Geoffrey, its not my fault.

Jane needs to close the door when she is in the shower

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:35 am**

'Sorry old chum, but Burnley already have a mascot - and it's a bee!'

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:53 am**

I know the Venkys are rich Bungle, but they've asked if you and all the other muppets dont ask for a refund as the club needs need the money.

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