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Circumstantial cruelty

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:28 am

The nurse at my urologist is so fit its actually nasty given her workplace :shock: :lol: :o :(

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by mdd2 » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:50 am

More so if you have had a recent cutting kind of circum I imagine

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:53 am

mdd2 wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:50 am
More so if you have had a recent cutting kind of circum I imagine
Not yet ha

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by FactualFrank » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:58 am

I had to go a couple of years ago for a check-up. All I can say is I'm glad it was a 60 year old female who was checking me and not 21. I'd have been as stiff as a chocolate frog.

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:59 am

FactualFrank wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:58 am
I had to go a couple of years ago for a check-up. All I can say is I'm glad it was a 60 year old female who was checking me and not 21. I'd have been as stiff as a chocolate frog.
Honestly from 1-10 she's a 12

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by mdd2 » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:03 am

FactualFrank wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:58 am
I had to go a couple of years ago for a -up. All I can say is I'm glad it was a 60 year old female who was checking me and not 21. I'd have been as stiff as a chocolate .
At my age the chocolate has melted

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by mdd2 » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:04 am

ZizkovClaret wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:59 am
Honestly from 1-10 she's a 12
Maybe for you but it is in the eye of the beholder after all.
One man's meat is another woman's poison-or have I misquoted there?

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:05 am

mdd2 wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:04 am
Maybe for you but it is in the eye of the beholder after all.
One man's meat is another woman's poison-or have I misquoted there?
If anyone genuinely didnt think she was stunning i'd have em sectioned haha

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by evensteadiereddie » Fri Jul 31, 2020 2:07 pm

No skin off my nose, Ziz.

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri Jul 31, 2020 2:13 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 2:07 pm
No skin off my nose, Ziz.
Its not my nose the skins coming off :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by Belial » Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:24 pm

This thread's no use without pictures...

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by wilks_bfc » Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:20 pm

Belial wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:24 pm
This thread's no use without pictures...
Depends on what element of the thread the picture is of :shock:
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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by Martinc265 » Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:26 pm

I know what you mean about gorgeous nurses but having spent 2 weeks in hospital mostly in intensive care, with bed baths daily with the delectable April and Amy, I can assure you with a catheter in and chest drains, I was totally and utterly embarrassed the most I have ever been.

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by BenWickes » Sat Aug 01, 2020 6:07 am

Spent a day in A&E last summer. Wife was sending me naughty pictures as I waited in a cubicle. Which was having the desired effect. In walked the most stunning nurse who noticed desired effect before I could hide it. She smiled knowingly. My wife ain't a bad looker and she even saw the funny side of it when I told her the nurse was stunning. I told her my wife was sending me rude pictures to keep my spirits up. Not a good place to be when you want something and can't have it. Nurse came back in about ten minutes later and I was checking her out, imagining it was her in the photo's by this stage. Was bloody awkward! Missus doesn't mind if I look at beautiful women as long as I don't touch. I considered touching that day. Haha.

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by mkmel » Sat Aug 01, 2020 6:47 am

Reminds me of about 18 months ago when I was in hospital having been seriously ill and also needing to have a catheter fitted.

I was in a lot of pain and in desperate need of a catheter but was told for some unknown reason that I would have to wait for a male nurse to put it in.

30 minutes later with no sign of a male nurse and me in extreme pain this gorgeous sister nurse asked me if I would mind her inserting a catheter.
Yes please I thought :D

So I ended up with this gorgeous sister nurse holding my wotsit with one hand while inserting the catheter with her other hand. I even had another pretty nurse holding my hand to comfort me. I was tempted to ask the sister nurse to pull out the catheter and reinsert it a few times by saying it felt a bit painful :lol:

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Re: Circumstantial cruelty

Post by BenWickes » Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:03 am

Bit off topic. Not me personally but when I was warden at a sheltered housing complex. We had an old RAF sort in his 80's, posh, rich and very grumpy. Twice a week he had personal carers who'd wheel him in to the shower cubicle's at the complex. Always stunning looking women. Part of me wonders whether they were escorts to be honest. He could afford them. As I say he was always a grumpy sort but every time he came out of that shower room he was grinning like a Cheshire Cat. We never questioned whether they really were carers. We were thankful that at least twice a week he was in a good mood.
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