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Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:35 pm
by MACCA
CT can tear up any written article he may have had ready, as I wont be signing for Burnley any time soon after tonight's latest injury.
Sean Dyche who has previously offered me a deal as player , scout, coach and agent although only verbally ( and I think he was joking ) wont be happy.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:37 pm
by BenWickes
Anyone else worried he's got three feet?
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:40 pm
by ksrclaret
Looks like you dived to me. Soft git. Bet you rolled around too.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:42 pm
by cbx750
Whack it with a thick book, that'll put the lump back.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:59 pm
by Rowls
Really, this is nothing more than a minor sprain.
If you're going to show off injuries they ought to be impressive.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:17 pm
by HollandsPies
Could've washed your feet prior, surely?
Fankles all day long.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:18 pm
by Danieljwaterhouse
Hockey
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:19 pm
by MACCA
Rowls wrote: ↑Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:59 pm
Really, this is nothing more than a minor sprain.
If you're going to show off injuries they ought to be impressive.
Sometimes the most minor injuries are enough to scupper the biggest of deals.
I would have been possibly the clubs biggest signing in well over a decade.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:20 pm
by tim_noone
Tagged. And possibly Delusional
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:21 pm
by MACCA
HollandsPies wrote: ↑Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:17 pm
Could've washed your feet prior, surely?
Fankles all day long.
Straight from the pitch to the hospital, didnt have any spare baths in the car or hospital I'm afraid.
I'll pop it on the questionnaire though
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:21 pm
by MACCA
Danieljwaterhouse wrote: ↑Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:18 pm
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Wowzers.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:22 pm
by Rowls
Danieljwaterhouse's is better but we're still only talking sprains here.
lightweight injuries, all of them.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:22 pm
by Danieljwaterhouse
Hockey Injury, wife made me go out for dinner not believing I’d done anything!
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Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:44 pm
by Longsidelenny1882
Sounds like a lot of wimps on hear utc
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:07 pm
by Claret Till I Die
MACCA wrote: ↑Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:35 pm
CT can tear up any written article he may have had ready, as I wont be signing for Burnley any time soon after tonight's latest injury.
Sean Dyche who has previously offered me a deal as player , scout, coach and agent although only verbally ( and I think he was joking ) wont be happy.
Tis nothing but a scratch
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:28 pm
by Nonayforever
You could have had class, you could have been a contender, you have been somebody !
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:30 pm
by Colburn_Claret
it can't be true otherwise it would have been in the papers that West Ham and Everton were after you too.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:50 pm
by MACCA
Colburn_Claret wrote: ↑Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:30 pm
it can't be true otherwise it would have been in the papers that West Ham and Everton were after you too.
Cricketfield did see me filling up at a very popular petrol station recently, and my car has been seen down Gawthope.
If a deal for any of the aforementioned jobs hadn't got over the line pre lockdown, I think this recent scratch has all but made them now dead in the water.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:58 pm
by ClaretBrewer
Danieljwaterhouse wrote: ↑Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:22 pm
Hockey Injury, wife made me go out for dinner not believing I’d done anything!
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Who did/do you play for? I'm at Ben Rhydding along with a couple of other Clarets.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:03 pm
by Volvoclaret
Nothing more than rampant fungal nail infection.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:12 pm
by Spike
With snaps like that not only would Dyche not want you I wouldn’t be surprised if Up the Clarets didn’t list you
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:27 pm
by dsr
BenWickes wrote: ↑Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:37 pm
Anyone else worried he's got three feet?
Anyone who met Rolf Harris will be!
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:38 pm
by Danieljwaterhouse
ClaretBrewer wrote: ↑Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:58 pm
Who did/do you play for? I'm at Ben Rhydding along with a couple of other Clarets.
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Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:50 pm
by SMClaret
Touch and go for the new season
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 8:48 am
by Stayingup
BenWickes wrote: ↑Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:37 pm
Anyone else worried he's got three feet?
Jake the peg???
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 12:17 pm
by Chobulous
Danieljwaterhouse wrote: ↑Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:22 pm
Hockey Injury, wife made me go out for dinner not believing I’d done anything!
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Serves you right for wearing cheap blue trainers in the rain without any socks
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 5:36 pm
by Jenny55
Yes, these pussies need to man up and grow a pair.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 5:39 pm
by Bosscat
BenWickes wrote: ↑Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:37 pm
Anyone else worried he's got three feet?
Perhaps he lives on the IoM
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 5:40 pm
by Bosscat
Jenny55 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 25, 2020 5:36 pm
Yes, these pussies need to man up and grow a pair.
MACCA has three in the pictures thats one more than a pair
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 6:02 pm
by Bigvince
Did Ben Mee do it?
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 6:05 pm
by BenWickes
Bosscat wrote: ↑Tue Aug 25, 2020 5:40 pm
MACCA has three in the pictures thats one more than a pair
Interestingly they are all right feet. maybe he has three left ones?
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 6:16 pm
by TommyJohnson
Done the same injury 3 times. Be reyt in 2 weeks. I played on for the last half an hour the last time I did it and it was ballooned alot bigger than yours.
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 6:43 pm
by BenWickes
TommyJohnson wrote: ↑Tue Aug 25, 2020 6:16 pm
I played on for the last half an hour the last time I did it and it was ballooned a lot bigger than yours.
Are you still talking about your foot or something else?
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:16 pm
by Bosscat
BenWickes wrote: ↑Tue Aug 25, 2020 6:05 pm
Interestingly they are all right feet. maybe he has three left ones?
He is an insect then
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:22 pm
by MACCA
TommyJohnson wrote: ↑Tue Aug 25, 2020 6:16 pm
Done the same injury 3 times. Be reyt in 2 weeks. I played on for the last half an hour the last time I did it and it was ballooned alot bigger than yours.
That's because you're a big, strapping, tough young lad, and I'm a delecate little truffle who's coming up 40.
Although I'm hoping for it to be reyt before 2 weeks
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:23 pm
by MACCA
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:23 pm
by Bigvince
He did the same to Gomez (according to Klopp
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2020 5:05 pm
by ClaretBrewer
Danieljwaterhouse wrote: ↑Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:38 pm
I was at Lancaster and Morecambe, we’ve played you a fair few times in play offs and league. My last appearance was at yours but playing against Leeds. You still playing?
Yeah still get about 10 games as season in, although this year with potentially no visits to the Turf I'll double that!
Re: Theyll be no deal on the table now
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2020 9:24 pm
by MACCA
Bigvince wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:23 pm
He did the same to Gomez (according to Klopp
Ahh I see, no Ben Mee had nothing to do with my minor injury.
I'll be back on the grass in a week.
