I always like to have articles prepared for new signings. I have a couple in place currently. Will I be able use them? Possibly and here’s a clue to who one of them could be.

You should run a "guess whose body" competition, CT.

No wonder BFC won't let PNE put tomorrow nights match on You-tube

It would be one of those insane moments that we would all be checking that it isn't 1st of April if you put that report out.

boatshed bill wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 31, 2020 7:35 pm

You should run a "guess whose body" competition, CT.

I'll have £5 on Jay Rodriguez

But is he any better than we already have ? He's no Ashley Barnes is he.

Can he do it on a cold night in Burnley though ?

And another thing, I'm not sure Sean Dyches culinary skills run to a Paella.

dandeclaret wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 31, 2020 7:41 pm

I'll have £5 on Jay Rodriguez

I’ll go Chris Wood

burnmark wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 31, 2020 7:50 pm

I’ll go Chris Wood

That was my first thought, but decided the right hand was more like a Joy celebration

Jay? Wood? Can’t you see who it is?

Charlie?

ClaretTony wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:00 pm

Jay? Wood? Can’t you see who it is?

Charlie Taylor all day long.

Nah imploding turtle is 32 stone trapped at home with mummy.

In reply to one above the above .

boatshed bill wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 31, 2020 7:35 pm

You should run a "guess whose body" competition, CT.

Thats Woody all day long

Apparently Messi was recently asked why he's interested in becoming a Claret and his reply was

"Because we're Burnley, not Barcelona".

McNeil could teach him a thing or two on how to skin a man.

Deffo Wood

Another vote for Wood

It's the collar bones!

We can't be signing that Argentine lad, Andy Murray has it on good authority that he's going to Hibs.

Another vote for Wood. Look at the pecks (ooo er).

I'd guess it is Charlie Taylor

Definitely Wood!

wood celebrating last min pen against wolves last season

I think this might be a clue to who it is

ClaretTony wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 31, 2020 11:27 pm

I think this might be a clue to who it is


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That looks like Messi.

Regarding Messi, what's the sporting challenge of going to Manchester City or PSG? Going to Burnley on Burnley wages (he doesn't need the money) represents a chance to really measure his career, playing for Burnley with the idea of winning the 20-21 PL title.

It's the best thing he could do.

It 's a good steppng stone to player manager, whether Dyche might feel threatened in that respect, who knows.

It's also would be an anti-greed virtual signal for taking regular wages, he could even give to charity, after all how many Wetherspoons cooked breakfasts can a small bloke like that, eat?

How close are some of the articles to being published CT?

bumba wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 01, 2020 12:17 am

How close are some of the articles to being published CT?

I only have one now that I think could happen but not heard anything to suggest anything is imminent.

ClaretTony wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 01, 2020 12:19 am

I only have one now that I think could happen but not heard anything to suggest anything is imminent.

Any clues on player or position?

ClaretTony wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 31, 2020 11:27 pm

I think this might be a clue to who it is


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Obviously that’s Wood’s head on Messi’s body

ClaretTony wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 01, 2020 12:19 am

I only have one now that I think could happen but not heard anything to suggest anything is imminent.

Sounds pretty ominous for our transfer dealings this window

Aclaret wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 31, 2020 7:47 pm

And another thing, I'm not sure Sean Dyches culinary skills run to a Paella.

Don't worry, if Messi was Spanish, Dyche would only need to serve up a Spanish omelette, a "tortilla de patatas" which isn't far off. However, with Messi being Argentinian, he'd probably need to whip out the meat ( ) for a hearty stew.

Not another Messi article

I think someone may have misunderstood when Dyche said our recruitment focus is now going to get messy.

i read a piece about 3 years ago where it said messi liked playing football when it rained, he also said he liked traditional local foods.
That to me is enough to make me think Burnley is in his sights, Oddies bakery and guaranteed to be p*****g it down weather, its not beyond reason he might arrive here shortly.