I have a weakness for old style Country music, and the genre certainly produces some classic ( some would say weird ! ) song titles .. here's a few for your delectation and delight ......

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose - Jimmy Dickins
He drinks Tequila, she talks dirty in Spanish - Sammy Kershaw & Lorrie Morgan
Old dogs, children & Watermelon wine - Tom T Hall
She got the Gold mine, I got the shaft ! - Jerry Reed
I bought the shoes that just walked out on me ! - Wynn Stewart
All my Ex's live in Texas - George Strait
Tequila makes her clothes fall off ! - Joe Nichols
You're the reason our kids are ugly ! - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life - Bobby Bare
Flushed from the bathroom of you heart - Johnny Cash

I went to bed at two with a ten and woke up at ten with a two - Kenny Chesney

When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye

Meet Me In the Gravel Pit, Honey, Cause I'm a Little Boulder There

She threw my favourite dog down the well. OK, I made that one up.

The old joke about the deaf guy always comes to mind when I hear country and western

Some **** from Preston is the punch line

I've heard it said that Country Music is a lot more cheerful played in reverse ...... the girl doesn't leave, your dog doesn't die, your pick-up truck doesn't get stolen and you don't get stoned on Tennessee Whiskey .......

"Africa" by Toto ... oh hang on a minute thats a "Continent" not a "Country"

Not country but -True Love Travels on a Gravel Road - Elvis Presley