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Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:19 pm
by Dinks
Another defeat,more mass bed wetting from our support.....back our boy,dont rip them to pieces...time to give this message board a wide berth for a few days till the bed wetting dies down

Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:21 pm
by Barry_Chuckle
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:22 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
I've sh1t mine after that tonight.
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:22 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
Its not the players fault, And nobody has slated the players.
Its the people behind the scenes and on the sideline that are most accountable. And ultimately those same people letting those same players down!
Pope, Tarkowski, McNeil, Wood et al. They deserve to be complimented by some good, young, hungry, dynamic players. Both manager AND board need to shoulder responsibility for them being run into the ground and having no options to help them!
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:23 pm
by GodIsADeeJay81
Not the players fault?
They can take some of the blame, they're the ones on the pitch.
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:25 pm
by Dark Cloud
Bed wetter here!! (Or was I watching Nightmare on Elm street and not Newcastle v Burnley earlier??)
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:26 pm
by Vegas Claret
Dinks wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:19 pm
Another defeat,more mass bed wetting from our support.....back our boy,dont rip them to pieces...time to give this message board a wide berth for a few days till the bed wetting dies down
ok bye then, Can I suggest the next 8-9 months rather than a few days
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:28 pm
by FactualFrank
Dark Cloud wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:25 pm
Bed wetter here!! (Or was I watching Nightmare on Elm street and not Newcastle v Burnley earlier??)
Let me me know if it's ok to make you laugh - There's an Elm street in Burnley.. looks like we have to make each other laugh.
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:34 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:23 pm
Not the players fault?
They can take some of the blame, they're the ones on the pitch.
Probably worded it wrong. But its not ENTIRELY the players fault. Its not their fault that the squad is ageing and underinvested.
Sure they put the effort in or not. But nobody has really slated the players is my point.
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:34 pm
by AlargeClaret
Dinks wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:19 pm
Another defeat,more mass bed wetting from our support.....back our boy,dont rip them to pieces...time to give this message board a wide berth for a few days till the bed wetting dies down
Please stick to the script Dinks ie hysterical overreactions /we’re all sh1t/ too old / Dyche out / Garlick out / hoof ball.
Many on the board soil themselves daily , often voluntarily so a few more sodden beds won’t be an issue
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:39 pm
by huw.Y.WattfromWare
cricketfieldclarets wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:22 pm
Its not the players fault, And nobody has slated the players.
Of course it’s partly their fault. They are highly paid PL players and tonight they couldn’t pass the ball, control the ball, they had no pace. These things normally disappear against top 6 sides. Newcastle are a long way from that level.
I’m not a bedwetter. We’ll be fine when we get our first team back.
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:39 pm
by Pimlico_Claret
FactualFrank wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:28 pm
Let me me know if it's ok to make you laugh - There's an Elm street in Burnley.. looks like we have to make each other laugh.
I lived on Elm Street when I returned to Lancashire after my 6 year stint as a student in Leeds. Oh, the jokes, yes I had a few nightmares.
Best part was being able to walk to the Turf and back with a few pints in the Talbot both ways.
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:43 pm
by FactualFrank
Pimlico_Claret wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:39 pm
I lived on Elm Street when I returned to Lancashire after my 6 year stint as a student in Leeds. Oh, the jokes, yes I had a few nightmares.
Best part was being able to walk to the Turf and back with a few pints in the Talbot both ways.
Ha sounds good mate. I'll let you sort a pint.
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:49 pm
by boatshed bill
i think posters who accuse others of bedwetting should have the decency to make sure these unfotunate souls have pampers sent round.
Or Tena Man (or Lady) ... or Tena non-specific

Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:53 pm
by Wile E Coyote
Dinks wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:19 pm
Another defeat,more mass bed wetting from our support.....back our boy,dont rip them to pieces...time to give this message board a wide berth for a few days till the bed wetting dies down
what you're saying doesn't really mean anything.
If you come on a messageboard about Burnley, and its contributors are clarets, what do you expect ?
the goings on are clearly issues fans discuss, saying "back our boys" isn't a thing is it. how exactly would that work?
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:59 pm
by box_of_frogs
Super fan alert.
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 11:03 pm
by Somethingfishy
Wait...shhhhhh....what is that sound i hear from over yonder hill? Is it? It can't be...but it must be....here comes the happy clapper brigade merrily playing their happy tune....
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 11:08 pm
by diamondpocket
True story, last time I ****** the bed was as a young adult. I got diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes soon after so if this is you then I suggest you get to the doctors very quickly. It is one of the signs, uncontrollable ******* because your blood sugar level is skyrocketing.
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 11:26 pm
by tarkys_ears
Dinks wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:19 pm
Another defeat,more mass bed wetting from our support.....back our boy,dont rip them to pieces...time to give this message board a wide berth for a few days till the bed wetting dies down
Another parochial, inbred, underachiever has found his way online... such is life!
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 11:29 pm
by GodIsADeeJay81
cricketfieldclarets wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:34 pm
Probably worded it wrong. But its not ENTIRELY the players fault. Its not their fault that the squad is ageing and underinvested.
Sure they put the effort in or not. But nobody has really slated the players is my point.
We are only a couple of players short though, we have a higher number of injured players.
The players let themselves and the club down tonight apart from a brief spell after half time.
Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 11:33 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 11:29 pm
The players let themselves and the club down tonight apart from a brief spell after half time.
Was that the spell they came out before Newcastle did

Re: Bedwetting
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 11:40 pm
by kendaldave
cricketfieldclarets wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:22 pm
Its not the players fault, And nobody has slated the players.
Have you read the match thread?!!