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Death announcement in today's Burnley Express

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:30 pm
by ClaretTony
I know you don't read through the deaths to get a laugh. I'd gone in to see if my auntie's was in, she passed away this week. It wasn't but ................

Betty died this week and hers reads:


Hello it's Betty, now if you know me, you will know I've not been well for the last few years.
So just to let you know, it got worse and I have passed on to a much a better place. No pain!
and I'm now here with Roy
- he sends his regards!

Please remember me as
I will remember you, and
miss me as I will miss you,
but do not mourn me.

I will look forward to seeing you
all again but hopefully, for you, not for some considerable time.
I have to go now and get
Roy off the ruddy bandit!
Love always, Betty."

Re: Death announcement in today's Burnley Express

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:31 pm
by fatboy47
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Cracking!!

Re: Death announcement in today's Burnley Express

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:38 pm
by CleggHall
Different, a cheerful way to go!

Re: Death announcement in today's Burnley Express

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:49 pm
by Nonayforever
Excellent !

Re: Death announcement in today's Burnley Express

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:06 pm
by Bertiebeehead
Iโ€™ve been locked down too long, that brought a tear to my eye.

Re: Death announcement in today's Burnley Express

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:07 pm
by Vintage Claret
Aw, bless her.
RIP together Betty and Roy

Re: Death announcement in today's Burnley Express

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:09 pm
by Zlatan
Thatโ€™s beautiful

Re: Death announcement in today's Burnley Express

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:10 pm
by Aclaret
That's the spirit Betty ( pardon the pun)
RIP Betty.

Re: Death announcement in today's Burnley Express

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:13 pm
by wilks_bfc
That is so funny.

Betty sounds like she was a right laugh ๐Ÿ˜†

Re: Death announcement in today's Burnley Express

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:16 pm
by Duffer_
I said Betty was a right laugh. What did I say Roy?

Re: Death announcement in today's Burnley Express

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:38 pm
by ClaretTony
I missed the last bit which read

From: Mrs Betty Dransfield
who caught the last shuttle on
Monday 23rd November 2020.

Re: Death announcement in today's Burnley Express

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:18 pm
by bobinho
Lovely that. Sad, but happy. RIP Betty...