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Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:31 am**

What is Tarquin saying to Elmo?

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Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:36 am**

Look my m8 Anton Du Beke says "Its a jump to the left and a step to the right you Moron"

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:38 am**

"I think you'll find I've got the same number of fingers as everybody else."

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:39 am**

We are in tier 3, so don’t touch me!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:41 am**

Wax on, wax off.

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:45 am**

" High Five "

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:50 am**

"What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching"

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:52 am**

the assault was totally understandable!

you're a cheating git and play for Arsenal!

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:55 am**

My turn now!

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:00 am**

You can take the 3 points, just don't touch the face.

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:11 am**

It's Auba you should be assaulting if you want to stop a goal

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:17 am**

"Wind your neck in ......oh sorry you already have"

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:20 am**

Hey Tarky "i never saw that punch coming"

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:28 am**

Try that again pal and I will give you a Burnley Wallet.

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:32 am**

Mo-hammy.... How I love ya, how I love ta my dear Mo-Hammy ... I'd walk a million miles for one of those smiles Mo-Hammmmmmeeeeee

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:34 am**

What do you mean you got 10/1 on a Burnley win, I only got fives ffs...

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:39 am**

My ears aren't that wide.

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:47 am**

Tarks “Any jobs going?”
Elmo “I dunno, the boss isn’t talking to me”.

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:06 am**

Tarks.."Have you farted"
Elmo " I know nothing"

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:09 am**

Whats a matter you hey...
Gotta no respect...
Ahhh Shadduppa your face...

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:14 am**

Altogether now

Hands, knees and boomps a daisy

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:20 am**

See this hand, well it's going to shove you in the face.

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:45 am**

I know nothing about the takeover. Best ask CT and DJW

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 12:04 pm**

Strictly next year?

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 12:46 pm**

"Are you still here?"

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 12:52 pm**

Dive like an Egyptian

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 1:06 pm**

"If we link hands, I can knee you right in the nuts!"

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 1:53 pm**

Two papers does not beat one paper. That is not in the rules.

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:07 pm**

Who you calling Gollum...?

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:14 pm**

"Ok Tarks, take it easy, but I still dont think playing cat's cradle in the middle of a game is a great idea"

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:31 pm**

So who is Darcey Bushel and who is the Vicar of Dibley again?.

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:09 pm**

Hand over the points NOW !

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:11 pm**

What the **** did you actually ask for in the barbers

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:23 pm**

Elmo "I use Boot's Hand Sanitizer with added moisturisers"

Tarquin "No wonder they call you Soft Lad"

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:39 pm**

"Listen I know you look like my girlfriend, but only she is allowed to grip me around the throat like that!"

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:43 pm**

That has to be the worst Max Bygraves impression I've ever seen

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 4:29 pm**

I'm not a doctor, but to me it looks as if you left your coat hanger in your shirt.

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 5:00 pm**

My fish was this big!!

Well mine was bigger!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 5:07 pm**

Listen mate, I get it.

Your missus says "I want you here over Christmas"

So, you go for the 3-match ban like your mate Granit

Good try but no cigar !

Posted: **Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:00 am**

That fake mime glass wasn't there when you pushed me in my face

Posted: **Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:08 am**

Listen Dumbo, I haven't got your earmuffs.

Posted: **Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:47 am**

Jim: What was that?
Mo: Speak to the hand because the ref ain't watching.

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