Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:42 pm
Jesus. If I see another "fan" call Wood "Woods" one more time 
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Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:45 pm
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:46 pm
Woody ?
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:56 pm
What would you do?
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:58 pm
Norwegian Wood
https://youtu.be/Y_V6y1ZCg_8
Norwegian Woods
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https://youtu.be/Y_V6y1ZCg_8
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Norwegian Woods
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Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:59 pm
At least Hendrick(s) has left!
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:03 pm
I find it infuriating. It really isn't difficult to get a persons name correct especially when it is a name as simple as Wood. It's common courtesy IMO.
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:04 pm
Don't forget Macneil
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:10 pm
Rodriquez
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:11 pm
Pop
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:12 pm
Joan Gudmondson
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:14 pm
One of my favourites is the amount of people that call Gudmundsson the wrong name, calling him Gudjonsson. Not even the same person!!
And then there was the Sky commentator last week that was obsessed with Nicky Pope as his name
And then there was the Sky commentator last week that was obsessed with Nicky Pope as his name
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:15 pm
Slow down lads, I'm still trying to get used to Ashley Hoskins. Or not, as the case may be. 
Did Tommy Cumming or Harry Pott ever have this problem?
Did Tommy Cumming or Harry Pott ever have this problem?
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:16 pm
Is it not bad enough we keep getting called Barnsley 
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:37 pm
We need a player named Woodward
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:40 pm
Hope
Louts -- Malarky -- You -- Peters
Gudmondson -- Crock -- Brownhills -- Mackneel
Woods --- Barns
Louts -- Malarky -- You -- Peters
Gudmondson -- Crock -- Brownhills -- Mackneel
Woods --- Barns
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:50 pm
Shorty will start
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:53 pm
It's likely because they are thick, disrespectful enough to not get someones name right, or dyslexic
Generally it's going to be the first 2 isn't it?
Generally it's going to be the first 2 isn't it?
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:57 pm
If i see anyone calling Wood 'Woods', i just totally ignore what they are saying.ŽižkovClaret wrote: ↑Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:53 pmIt's likely because they are thick, disrespectful enough to not get someones name right, or dyslexic
Generally it's going to be the first 2 isn't it?
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 4:07 pm
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 4:20 pm
Morning Wood
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 4:25 pm
We used to get Danny Ing's on here
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 4:35 pm
Haha! I just don't see how someone can call themselves a fan not even knowing the spelling of their players
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 5:22 pm
….in our Lancashire home(s) 
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 5:28 pm
Amazes me that people get so upset about it, I literally couldn’t care any less
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 5:37 pm
imagine how jack wiltshire feels.
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 5:39 pm
The BT guy has just said “Nicky Pope”clarets1978 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:14 pmOne of my favourites is the amount of people that call Gudmundsson the wrong name, calling him Gudjonsson. Not even the same person!!
And then there was the Sky commentator last week that was obsessed with Nicky Pope as his name
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 5:51 pm
Is Westwood's playing?
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:11 pm
Managed by Shaun Dyche
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:17 pm
Brian Jenson
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 11:07 pm
Winston Shite
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 11:12 pm
Yep he'd score plenty of equalisers
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2021 1:32 am
Edward Woodward would, would he?
Or put another way:
Esau sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood. Oh the wood Wood would saw!
etc etc.
It finishes something like "I never saw a saw saw wood like the wood-saw Esau Wood saw saw wood would saw wood." And why that has been cluttering my brain for the last 40+ years when far better stuff has left it, I wish I knew.
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2021 7:49 am
Woodent he be offside twyce as much?
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2021 9:00 am
According to someone, Stevens was crap last night.
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2021 10:47 am
Question for me is when is he going to be fit again? We need him very badly.
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 12:14 pm
Newcastle have their own striker problem...also Zaha out at Palace!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56023542
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 12:46 pm
These are going to be exciting games...claretblue wrote: ↑Thu Feb 11, 2021 12:14 pmNewcastle have their own striker problem...also Zaha out at Palace!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56023542
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 3:43 pm
Giftless Noel-Edmunds
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:03 pm
What’s wrong with the commentator calling Nicholas Pope ‘Nicky’ rather than Nick?
Do the same people have issues with someone calling Matthew Lowton ‘Matty’ rather than Matt?
Do the same people have issues with someone calling Matthew Lowton ‘Matty’ rather than Matt?
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 9:58 pm
Can't see the Woods for the tree.
Re: Wood/woods
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:42 am
Allerdyce
Brendon Flood
Bramhall Lane
Just 3 classic UTC interpretations, the list is endless..
Brendon Flood
Bramhall Lane
Just 3 classic UTC interpretations, the list is endless..