Fragata Stoneless Manzanilla olives filled with garlic net weight 350G

[Steve1956]

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Extra large...fill your boots boys
Last estimate 2.30 prompt
Bugger counting all that corn

[huw.Y.WattfromWare]

Good pick up, Steve. Well played.

[Redbeard]

Great stuff, Steve, but is any jooose mentioned on the back of the Tin?

[Bosscat]

45 Godzillas stuffed with (Mike) Garlic
195 mls of salty Zilla juse

[Rowls]

36 funky garlic filled olives
0 (Zero) millimetres of juuuuice

[Zlatan]

34 Spanish testis

48ml jooose

UTC

[Redbeard]

Your zero may be correct, Rowls, in which case millilitres or millimetres is perhaps just the same.

[Steve1956]

Great stuff, Steve, but is any jooose mentioned on the back of the Tin?

Water juice....I eat these a lot....some sort of liquid sits in there with the olives buddy.

[Rowls]

Zero gallons of joose!
Zero hogsheads of joose!

[Steve1956]

36 funky garlic filled olives
0 (Zero) millimetres of juuuuice

Change it buddy there is Juice.

[Redbeard]

Thanks, Steve.

I'll go with 44 in 144, then.

UTC!!

[Steve1956]

Sometimes but very rarely the destoning machine splits the olive in two...if this occurs the vandalised olive will be counted has half of one.

[green_parrot]

30 Olives
89ml juice

[Redbeard]

Steve, the longstanding Official Fragmentation Rule is that any Unit of half or more than half of the average size is Counted as a full one, whilst any of less than half-size is not.

Half-Units are not otherwise recognised.

[TheClaret]

27 olives
40ml juice

[RalphCoatesComb]

50 Olives

160 mls jus

3 - 0 Clarets


Thanks Steve

[Steve1956]

Steve, the longstanding Official Fragmentation Rule is that any Unit of half or more than half of the average size is Counted as a full one, whilst any of less than half-size is not.

Half-Units are not otherwise recognised.

i'll just do the count & measure Red...and leave the technical stuff to you!

[Brucefanclaret]

Hello, all

39 olives in 79 joose.

Thanks, Steve - might have to add some olives to my click n collect order now......yum
UTC!

[africlaret]

26 West Brom balls
162 liquid assets

[longsidepies]

38 oily olives
50ml juice

[claretblue]

38 extraaa larrrge olives

118ml of liquid

thanks for doin' the count steve!

UTC

[huw.Y.WattfromWare]

41 in 69 being my guesstimate

[Steve1956]

Hello, all

39 olives in 79 joose.

Thanks, Steve - might have to add some olives to my click n collect order now......yum
UTC!

Recommended Bruce with a nice bottle of shiraz.

[Redbeard]

It's dead easy, Steve.

If there are indeed fragmented Units, most will be readily identifiable as below or above half the average full Unit size.

If there is still doubt, then having identified an average-sized full one simply compare each fragmented item with it; thereby establishing whether the latter is above, below or equal to half of full size.

[Steve1956]

It's dead easy, Steve.

If there are indeed fragmented Units, most will be readily identifiable as below or above half the average full Unit size.

If there is still doubt, then having identified an average-sized full one simply compare each fragmented item with it; thereby establishing whether the latter is above, below or equal to half of full size.

please please all be whole ones!

[Rowls]

Change it buddy there is Juice.

If I'm allowed to change I'll go with 73ml

Yours humbly,

Rowls

[gsyclaret]

40 yakky things
135 joooose

[gawthorpe_view]

37 Popeye's ladyfriends

and

88 mls of Joooosay.

No idea what's gonna happen on the morrow!

[jollyjack]

Missus says 37 olives, 140 ml garlicky olivy joose

2-0 to the Clarets

[wilks_bfc]

31 olives
31mls

[Eloise Laws]

33 olives
65 mls juice

3 points to the lads........hopefully

[Claretmisterg]

I sez 23 Olivia Newton Johns and 79 ml Joooooooose Travolta
Burnley 2 WBA 0

[jdrobbo]

37 olives
3mls jus

[bfcjg]

48 olives 139ml of

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[djemba-djemba]

63 olives
92ml juice

[cricketfield73]

32 olives
109ml juice

[Nonayforever]

Sometimes but very rarely the destoning machine splits the olive in two...if this occurs the vandalised olive will be counted has half of one.

I always thought the stones were taken out by Latin beauties rolling them on their thighs & squeezing them out

Anyway, after my lie down i'm going for ;-

42 green bits of mediterranean sunshine
88 mils juice.

[ayrshireclaret83]

19
9ml

[Bosscat]

I always thought the stones were taken out by Latin beauties rolling them on their thighs & squeezing them out

Anyway, after my lie down i'm going for ;-

42 green bits of mediterranean sunshine
88 mils juice.

Reminded me of that old joke about the couple walking through Naples on a baking hot July day, when they see an aging latin lady sat on the step of her house, legs wide apart wearing absolutely nothing under her skirt and eating a dripping slice of juicy water Melon....

Speaking a bit of Italian the young lady commented to the old woman "it must be cooler like that" ... The old woman replied " no ... but it does keep the flies off my melon"

[claretdavid]

21 olives
199ml juice

[Cabbage]

35 olives
30ml juice

UTC!

[tiger76]

32 olives.
80ml juice.

And a convincingly 2-0 win to send BFS and his boys packing their bags for the Championship.

[MDWat]

44 ol’s
45ml de jus

[Redbeard]

MDWat, since I have already Estimated the number of Food Units at 44, you are invited to amend your own Estimate, though I must stress that you do not strictly have to.

The problem with identical figures like these is that in the case of their proving to be winning ones then the 5 points have to be shared.

[Redbeard]

Steve - On second thoughts I would like to revise my joose figure, please, from 144 to 114.

Thank you.

[Longsider]

34 Olive gonads
137 Olive sap.

[what_no_pies]

23 stuffed lumps
161ml joose

[HunterST_BFC]

18 round
173 joooooooooooose

[leedsdave]

58 olives in 103 mls juice.

[tarkys_ears]

64 Olafs

123 ml jews