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What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:52 am
by pushpinpussy
Just a bit of fun.
Where should I invest my money??
When will we ever learn?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:27 am
by Buxtonclaret
Only one for me.
Why have I got a drawer full of odd socks?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:40 am
by pureclaret
odd socks in the draw is I think a link to putting several pairs in washing machine and when you get them out one missing! this carrys on for several washers then when you put 2 pairs in you get 7 socks out!
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:48 am
by Buxtonclaret
pureclaret wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:40 am
odd socks in the draw is I think a link to putting several pairs in washing machine and when you get them out one missing! this carrys on for several washers then when you put 2 pairs in you get 7 socks out!
It's a mystery.
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:51 am
by Dyched
What came first, the chicken or the dickhead?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:02 am
by bfcjg
1, Why the bloody hell are plasters so difficult to open and apply ? Once of a day they worked easy to open stuck like sh1t on a blanket.
Yesterday I cut my finger only a nick but enough to require a plaster, gets to the box, individually wrapped ferking nightmare to get outer cover off, easier if your knee is cut but when it's your finger ffs impossible when part one completed and you haven't fainted part two is harder the covers of the sticky bit, F me so difficult to remove you rub, you tease you blow and the sods dont move. When they eventually come off the sticky bit underneath is shocking and if the plaster stays on for 5 minutes you are lucky, invariably the cut has healed and scabbed over before the plaster applied.
2, Since when did it become fashionable for young oiks to walk around showing the top of their underpants as their Jean's have to be baggy at the back held in.place with a loose fitting designer belt. Ridiculous and only promotes the deodouring of skid marks.
3, why is Garth Crooks on the tele (unless it's a documentary about illusions of grandeur)
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:06 am
by Tribesmen
Who shot JFK
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:07 am
by rufus lumley
What is Twitter.
When can I go on holiday.
Who told Sam Smith that he could sing .
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:57 am
by Steve1956
What are we all doing here?
Ive never got my head around that one.
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:26 am
by tarkys_ears
What are the Euromillions numbers for Tuesday
What are the Euromillions numbers for Friday
What are the Euromillions numbers for next Tuesday
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:32 am
by huw.Y.WattfromWare
bfcjg wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:02 am
1, Why the bloody hell are plasters so difficult to open and apply ? Once of a day they worked easy to open stuck like sh1t on a blanket.
Said plaster then drops off at the first opportunity. Modern plasters are the worst.
1. Number of units and joose for tomorrows TFC?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:53 am
by Redbeard
1. Whether Huw should be suspended for even
imagining himself cheating on the Food Count.
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:04 pm
by RMutt
Buxtonclaret wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:27 am
Only one for me.
Why have I got a draw full of odd socks?
Why do so many people use the word draw instead of drawer? Is it a predictive text thing. I see it all the time. I can’t think of another two questions.
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:10 pm
by Herts Clarets
1. Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
2. Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?
3. Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:10 pm
by cbx750
RMutt wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:04 pm
Why do so many people use the word draw instead of drawer? Is it a predictive text thing. I see it all the time. I can’t think of another two questions.
Why do so many people use the word too instead of to?
Why do so many people use the word effect instead of affect?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:13 pm
by claretonthecoast1882
Herts Clarets wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:10 pm
1. Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
2. Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?
3. Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
I was expecting your last question to be about Scunthorpe
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:15 pm
by Herts Clarets
claretonthecoast1882 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:13 pm
I was expecting your last question to be about Scunthorpe
The profanity filter would have picked that up i think
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:16 pm
by RMutt
cbx750 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:10 pm
Why do so many people use the word too instead of to?
Why do so many people use the word effect instead of affect?
Haha, we’ll be on to practice and practise next, which to be fair, I’ve never got the hang of. Or should I say, of which I’ve never got the hang? (Never finish a sentence with of!).
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:46 pm
by The Enclosure
1. Will we avoid relegation?
2. Is there an afterlife ?
3.Is there life as we know it elsewhere in the universe.?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:57 pm
by gandhisflipflop
What happens when we die?
Is there other intelligent lifeforms beyond earth?
Can I have the Euromillions numbers?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:02 pm
by Herts Clarets
1. Is there life on Mars?
2. Who made who?
3. What difference does it make?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:43 pm
by CaptJohn
Why do cars go faster with a football scarf hanging out of the window?
Why are females so intuitive?
Why does water expand when it freezes?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:49 pm
by ClaretEngineer
1. Why do I see the world through my eyes?
2. Why is my wife always cold?
3. Why is Chris Tate in a wheelchair?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:57 pm
by Fenwick
Can it be too cold to snow?
Why do roadworks take so long?
Why is my dog staring at me ?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:17 pm
by Dougall
Fenwick wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:57 pm
Can it be too cold to snow?
Why do roadworks take so long?
Why is my dog staring at me ?
Not on this planet as long as teenage daughters know where the thermostat is.
Out of pure spite.
It's probably imagining itself eating your face!!
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:23 pm
by Im_not_Robbie_Blake
Am I really the only one who hates Lemon Curd?
Is there a possibility of discovering a completely new primary colour?
Could I be Banksy without realising it?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:27 pm
by Hedontplayforyou
How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?
Where where you while we were getting high?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:38 pm
by Zlatan
tarkys_ears wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:26 am
What are the Euromillions numbers for Tuesday
What are the Euromillions numbers for Friday
What are the Euromillions numbers for next Tuesday
surely you'd want the numbers for subsequent massive jackpots of £180M and not just the measly £10M... that way you could buy the club and spend it all on players wages...
My 3 questions:
Why?
How?
When?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:41 pm
by Zlatan
Fenwick wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:57 pm
Why do roadworks take so long?
not sure about where you live but around my neighbourhood the council have all of a sudden decided to dig up almost every road for pot hole repairs this week - its as if they're rushing to get the work done before we come out of
lockdown... (I said it quietly as its a banned topic).
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:56 pm
by Hedontplayforyou
Zlatan wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:41 pm
not sure about where you live but around my neighbourhood the council have all of a sudden decided to dig up almost every road for pot hole repairs this week - its as if they're rushing to get the work done before we come out of
lockdown... (I said it quietly as its a banned topic).
Councils will have identified the lack of frost on the horizon so no need to grit , hence doing the potholes, couple that with it being near the end of the financial year and they will have their budget to spend
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 5:27 pm
by Buxtonclaret
RMutt wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:04 pm
Why do so many people use the word draw instead of drawer? Is it a predictive text thing. I see it all the time. I can’t think of another two questions.
Predictive text..
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:19 pm
by RMutt
Ha, that explains it. Thanks.
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:24 pm
by Clarets4me
Herts Clarets wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:10 pm
1. Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
2. Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?
3. Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Mr Bassman ?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:28 pm
by Flixton Claret
Just the one question from me
Does Leisure have shares in Wetherspoons?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:37 pm
by Clarets4me
1) The winning numbers of the next £180m Euromillions " must be won " draw .... I would do so much good giving most of it away !
2) Did Elvis Presley really die on August 16th 1977 ?
3) Who shot JFK ?
Answers on the back of a used £20 note to the usual address please ....
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:59 pm
by tarkys_ears
Zlatan wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:38 pm
surely you'd want the numbers for subsequent massive jackpots of £180M and not just the measly £10M... that way you could buy the club and spend it all on players wages...
My 3 questions:
Why?
How?
When?
I don't wanna wait that long!
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:06 pm
by Woodleyclaret
Will we sack our recruitment team
Will we sign any players in August
Will we finish 10th
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:34 pm
by JohnMac
RMutt wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:16 pm
Haha, we’ll be on to practice and practise next, which to be fair, I’ve never got the hang of. Or should I say, of which I’ve never got the hang? (Never finish a sentence with of!).
S for Skills is how I remember it.
Same as Stationary and Stationery - E for Envelopes
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:46 pm
by exilecanada
Fenwick wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:57 pm
Can it be too cold to snow?
Technically no. However, the colder the temperature, it reduces the ability for the air to hold water vapour.
Why do roadworks take so long?
Don't know, don't care
Why is my dog staring at me ?
Don't know, don't care, I don't own a dog
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:00 pm
by CnBtruntru
Buxtonclaret wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:27 am
Only one for me.
Why have I got a drawer full of odd socks?
You bought them
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:20 pm
by RMutt
JohnMac wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:34 pm
S for Skills is how I remember it.
Same as Stationary and Stationery - E for Envelopes
Thanks, I’ll try to remember. S version being the verb. I think I knew that but I still never seem sure. Apparently American English has c for both, much easier. I don’t know whether it’s correct but I tried a small e for English. Predictive text will not let me do it.
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:26 pm
by CnBtruntru
1. Euro millions numbers for Friday?
2. The Meaning of Life?
And the most important
3. When will Burnley win the Premier League?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:40 pm
by TheFamilyCat
Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:28 pm
by Volvoclaret
RMutt wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:19 pm
Ha, that explains it. Thanks.
What's productive sex.
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:33 pm
by Andym26
Why does pingu iron clothes when he doesn't wear any?
When lightning strikes the sea, why don't all the fish die?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:33 pm
by boatshed bill
Why do people talk to budgies?
Why don't budgies answer when i talk to them?
What is the meaning of life?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:42 pm
by Volvoclaret
boatshed bill wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:33 pm
Why do people talk to budgies?
Why don't budgies answer when i talk to them?
What is the meaning of life?
Bird brained
They feel superior
42
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:53 pm
by !aiboforceN
How can we heal the planet?
How can we heal the human race?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:15 pm
by boatshed bill
Volvoclaret wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:42 pm
Bird brained
They feel superior
42
Thanks, my life is almost complete with these issues cleared up
Re: What three questions do you wish you knew the answers too?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:25 pm
by jdrobbo
Redbeard wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:53 am
1. Whether Huw should be suspended for even
imagining himself cheating on the Food Count.
But Steve ate an olive during last week’s count, Admiral?!