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Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:14 pm

BBC 1 now Grace Dent..would you
Fit as.
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Re: Masterchef

Post by MACCA » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:17 pm

Looks a bit gammy there Steve, if that's s good picture of her then no, not even with yours!
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:18 pm

MACCA wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:17 pm
Looks a bit gammy there Steve, if that's s good picture of her then no, not even with yours!
Watch her on screen buddy...oozes sex appeal and she has a filthy laugh 😜

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Re: Masterchef

Post by bfcjg » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:20 pm

Steve should have gone to Specsavers.

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:24 pm

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:20 pm
Steve should have gone to Specsavers.
I'm 64 mate, she beats all the trout faced bimbo's you younger guys lust for πŸ˜‰
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Re: Masterchef

Post by bfcjg » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:26 pm

Steve, John Torode is more feminine.😁
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Bosscat » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:27 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:24 pm
I'm 64 mate, she beats all the trout faced bimbo's you younger guys lust for πŸ˜‰
I thought you were more Alison Hammond than Grace Dent Steve 😏

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Re: Masterchef

Post by fanzone » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:29 pm

Looks like the goofy one off Hocus Pocus

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:31 pm

Sex on legs and funny....what more does an old tired bloke need in a woman?
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:32 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:27 pm
I thought you were more Alison Hammond than Grace Dent Steve 😏
To gobby buddy !

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:33 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:27 pm
I thought you were more Alison Hammond than Grace Dent Steve 😏
:lol:

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Re: Masterchef

Post by MACCA » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:36 pm

fanzone wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:29 pm
Looks like the goofy one off Hocus Pocus
I thought it was Rik Mayall until I put my specs on!

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Re: Masterchef

Post by bfcjg » Fri Mar 05, 2021 9:06 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:31 pm
Sex on legs and funny....what more does an old tired bloke need in a woman?
An ability to understand the offside laws, make a decent bacon buttie and instinctively know when you need another beer.
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Mar 05, 2021 9:16 pm

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 9:06 pm
An ability to understand the offside laws, make a decent bacon buttie and instinctively know when you need another beer.
The wife can do all that....I'm happy 😊
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Re: Masterchef

Post by SMClaret » Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:36 pm

Thought I was the only one!

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:39 pm

SMClaret wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:36 pm
Thought I was the only one!
A man with taste!!!

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Re: Masterchef

Post by bfcjg » Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:41 pm

Steve, go to Specsavers with SMClaret and take full advantage of the two for one offer.
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:43 pm

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:41 pm
Steve, go to Specsavers with SMClaret and take full advantage of the two for one offer.
Night buddy..... :lol:
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Bosscat » Fri Mar 05, 2021 11:05 pm

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 9:06 pm
An ability to understand the offside laws, make a decent bacon buttie and instinctively know when you need another beer.
Sounds just like the Mrs πŸ‘πŸ™‚πŸ‘ apart from the 1st one though πŸ€”

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Volvoclaret » Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:49 am

With you all the way Steve!

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Re: Masterchef

Post by DCWat » Sat Mar 06, 2021 12:24 pm

Now that’s a woman I never expected to be called out as being β€œfit as”. She’d do well not to be left over at 01:55 on a Saturday.

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Bosscat » Sat Mar 06, 2021 5:50 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:43 pm
Night buddy..... :lol:
Your favourite Restaurant Critic is on Celeb Mastermind ... I see what you mean ... likes flashing a bit of leg and decolletage 😏

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Mar 06, 2021 5:54 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 06, 2021 5:50 pm
Your favourite Restaurant Critic is on Celeb Mastermind ... I see what you mean ... likes flashing a bit of leg and decolletage 😏
Fit as **** and you know it 😜

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Bosscat » Sat Mar 06, 2021 5:58 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 06, 2021 5:54 pm
Fit as **** and you know it 😜
Just as well because she is thick as mince 🀣🀣🀣

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:00 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 06, 2021 5:58 pm
Just as well because she is thick as mince 🀣🀣🀣
Just watching on catch up now be fu**ing quiet! πŸ˜‚
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Bosscat » Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:01 pm

Hope Gillians not in the room 🀭🀭🀭 and you have some tissues handy 🀣
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:09 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:01 pm
Hope Gillians not in the room 🀭🀭🀭 and you have some tissues handy 🀣
The problem animals have is that they are delicious πŸ˜‚
Impossible not to love a woman with a sense of humour 😊

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Re: Masterchef

Post by bfcjg » Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:13 pm

Her specialist subject was " stalkers called Steve "

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Volvoclaret » Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:26 pm

She gets my oven hot.

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:46 pm

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:13 pm
Her specialist subject was " stalkers called Steve "
:lol: it would be intresting to know what your fantasy bit of fluff is buddy?πŸ˜‰
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Bosscat » Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:51 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:46 pm
:lol: it would be intresting to know what your fantasy bit of fluff is buddy?πŸ˜‰
Has to be Victoria Coren-Mitchell from "Only Connect" for me 😏😏😏
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:56 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:51 pm
Has to be Victoria Coren-Mitchell from "Only Connect" for me 😏😏😏
This??? Dont ever diss my choice of woman again ...you charlatan!!!
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Bosscat » Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:09 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:56 pm
This??? Dont ever diss my choice of woman again ...you charlatan!!!

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🀣🀣🀣
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Aclaret » Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:24 pm

I saw better looking women on Rawtenstall Market this morning !
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Re: Masterchef

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Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:46 pm
:lol: it would be intresting to know what your fantasy bit of fluff is buddy?πŸ˜‰

She played No Nay Never in the Wellie in B flat minor, there was a dry eye in the house. Her strip routine after wasn't as roundly received or appreciated, well not by everyone 😍

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Volvoclaret » Sat Mar 06, 2021 8:23 pm

Les Dawson in drag.

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Re: Masterchef

Post by fatboy47 » Sat Mar 06, 2021 8:27 pm

I'm partial to the odd munter meself on the odd occasion...but I'd draw the line at Grace... I'd sooner bone the cat.

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Bosscat » Sat Mar 06, 2021 8:28 pm

fatboy47 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 06, 2021 8:27 pm
I'm partial to the odd munter meself on the odd occasion...but I'd draw the line at Grace... I'd sooner bone the cat.
You find it stuck in the vice in the garage if you did 🀬🀬🀬

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Mar 06, 2021 9:24 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:09 pm
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She's just not photogenic, when shes on screen she oozes sex appeal you guys dont know what a proper woman is ! πŸ˜‰
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:11 pm

Grace Dent on now,sex on legs.😍

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Burnley1989 » Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:30 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:18 pm
Watch her on screen buddy...oozes sex appeal and she has a filthy laugh 😜
I would, but I’ve never been known to be fussy :lol:

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Re: Masterchef

Post by DCWat » Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:35 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:11 pm
Grace Dent on now,sex on legs.😍
Feckinhell - pop your eyes back in man :D
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Re: Masterchef

Post by yTib » Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:38 pm

i so much wanted bez to win.

i reckon kadeena will win now.

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:01 pm

Burnley1989 wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:30 pm
I would, but I’ve never been known to be fussy :lol:
:lol: me neither :?

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:02 pm

yTib wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:38 pm
i so much wanted bez to win.

i reckon kadeena will win n
Me to, Bez was the only one with a personality that Kem wants kicking square in the b0llocks

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Re: Masterchef

Post by CnBtruntru » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:44 pm

Seen better looking women in Strangeways, oops wrong thread 🀣🀣🀣

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Re: Masterchef

Post by RammyClaret61 » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:46 pm

CnBtruntru wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:44 pm
Seen better looking women in Strangeways, oops wrong thread 🀣🀣🀣
Is the food better in Strangeways?

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Re: Masterchef

Post by tarkys_ears » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:47 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:14 pm
BBC 1 now Grace Dent..would you
Fit as.
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Is she having a stroke?

Is that how you get down?!!? :o :o :o

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Re: Masterchef

Post by CnBtruntru » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:50 pm

RammyClaret61 wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:46 pm
Is the food better in Strangeways?
Probably........or is that a certain brand of beer, they probably make their own anyway, Strangeways Premium **** Water.

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