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You see Burnley knows what Burnley is and is quite comfortable in its own skin. A pint of Carling and steamboat chasers at one forty five on a Friday afternoon? That’s your Burnley. Nobody look at each other’s feet because everyone’s wearing steel toe capped Lonsdales anyway? That’s your Burnley. Bottle of Paco Rabanne being passed round the pub as poppers? That’s your Burnley. Nothing on the telly tonight shall we set the garages on fire for something to do? That’s your Burnley. Sun’s out sofa in the front yard cans of Skol blasting Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff on repeat until someone throws a half brick at your head because they’re on night shifts and they seen it mistakenly rumoured on Facebook that you’re a nonce. That’s your Burnley. Week’s pay packet in the fruit machine now got nothing to take home to her so sell my Casio and get my cousin pregnant round the back while vomiting shish kebab over a passing mongrel? That’s your Burnley.



https://www.grandoldteam.com/2021/03/12 ... burnley-6/

Written by a scouser?

‘Kin thieving bin dippers. No doubt if they don’t go home with all three points there will be a candle lit vigil for them to cry at all night.

As pi$$takes go, not a bad one but not worth worrying about.

Someone understands us.

Quite funny as it goes

Weirdly when he was describing the house, I’ve been in that house many times, could be any northern town though to be fair not just my nans (god rest her soul)

Ironic that having spent quite a while in Liverpool over the past few years the author could quite easily be speaking about 50% of the City region

Sozturf7 wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:34 am

Someone understands us.

Taken as a Compliment..thats very Flattering

Belial wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:06 am

Ironic that having spent quite a while in Liverpool over the past few years the author could quite easily be speaking about 50% of the City region

Was just thinking the same. It's almost as the the author was referring to his/her own.

'Travelling Orcs without the public hygiene issues'

gawthorpe_view wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:37 am

'Travelling Orcs without the public hygiene issues'

Correct...we Pi$$ in the sinks. Not me personally

Always heartwarming to see working class northerners turn on each other.

Missing football so much I've turned my living room into Everton away
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The view isn't even that good from the back of the lower tier!

Steve1956 wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:53 am

Missing football so much I've turned my living room into Everton away

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OP was very funny. This is even funnier!

NewClaret wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:59 am

OP was very funny. This is even funnier!

Personally i think he should have put in another acrow!

What I don't understand is why has he gone to the trouble to write such a flattering article. I think he's in love with us.

The same old outdated, tired tropes that Scousers themselves (rightly) complain about.

Think we got off lightly.

Quite amusing and even more so when he could be describing the area around Anfield, Goodison, Kirby & Birkenhead.

I know I've posted this numerous times but this was my view on the day we won 1-0 with the Jeff Hendrick goal

Just had my corvid jab and like most in burnley recieved
the oxford one, the cheapest by far, nobody likes us!

You'd have had a good view of the goal though Tony, but maybe not the build up.

Terrier wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:25 am

Just had my corvid jab and like most in burnley recieved
the oxford one, the cheapest by far, nobody likes us!

Chester is just the same and not to worry, they all do the job.

Steve1956 wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:53 am

Missing football so much I've turned my living room into Everton away

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Stolen from facebook

To get the authentic Goodison experience I'm going to put my TV outside and watch the game through my letterbox

To get the authentic Goodison experience I am going to pay a complete stranger £5 to mind my car.

Must have been somewhere posh Paco Rabane ? It was Hai Karate in our pub.

Terrier wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:25 am

Just had my corvid jab and like most in burnley recieved
the oxford one, the cheapest by far, nobody likes us!

Well you won't be attacked by Crows, Jackdaws or Magpies then

Steve1956 wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:53 am

Missing football so much I've turned my living room into Everton away

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Stolen from facebook

That’s the best post on the internet this week (and it’s been a busy week!). How do I forward it?

A weeks pay packet in the fruit machine is good one and better than a weeks dole money in a fruit machine I suppose!

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:24 pm

Well you won't be attacked by Crows, Jackdaws or Magpies then

....or they may find him attractive and nick all his stuff!

That’s your Burnley. UTC.

That’s your Burnley, you scouse *****!

I like Everton, I like Burnley winning more though!
UTC

It could be themselves. Swap mills for docks. Written whilst glancing in the mirror.