What would you do?

[huw.Y.WattfromWare]

American guy paid off in 90,000 cent coins, covered in oil and grease. He’s having to clean them before the bank will accept them.
Options:
A) suck it up
B) bill him for the cleaning.
C) burn his business down

https://news.sky.com/story/90-000-greas ... b-12256929

[GodIsADeeJay81]

I'd need more info, because we don't know how the parting of ways went.

I'd be happy I got paid though

[wilks_bfc]

He’ll have to be careful he doesn’t get accused of money laundering

[claretonthecoast1882]

Out of the 3 options provided C is the correct answer

[Rileybobs]

Cash in hand? A bit stupid to declare it if you ask me.

[MACCA]

D. Wait until enough people hear the story, pay me to tell the story, send me gifts and donations, then get a mate or family member to get some work done to roughly that amount, and give them him straight back as payment.

He who laughs last, laughs the longest.

[Tribesmen]

Nahhhhh go to those Tesco swipe and pay machines and load the pennies into the machine each week .

[duncandisorderly]

In this country you could sue the penny giver for the full amount in legal tender - for £666 he could give you at most 885 coins -
20p in 1p (20), 20p in2p (10), £5 in 5p (100), £5 in 10p (50), £10 in 20p (50), £10 in 50p (20) then the rest in £1 coins.

[Bosscat]

In this country you could sue the penny giver for the full amount in legal tender - for £666 he could give you at most 885 coins -
20p in 1p (20), 20p in2p (10), £5 in 5p (100), £5 in 10p (50), £10 in 20p (50), £10 in 50p (20) then the rest in £1 coins.

What about some more in £2 coins

[duncandisorderly]

£2 is greater than £1 so would reduce the number of coins he could give you.

[Hipper]

I wonder if he could stick them on a wall as reminder of something? Make a curtain out of them etc..

[ClaretEngineer]

Looks like a civil case could be brought for damage to property - the grease stain on the drive way.

Ex-Employer won’t be laughing then

[AfloatinClaret]

So why doesn't he just shovel them into a cement mixer hall full of water and de-greaser for a few minutes? That'd clean the lot in a few hours.