The Game of Cricket and new ECB Rules for Spectators

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The Game of Cricket and new ECB Rules for Spectators

Post by MT03ALG » Mon Apr 12, 2021 2:33 pm

The game of Cricket as explained to foreigners:
1. You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
2. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out
3. When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out
4, Sometimes you get men still in and not out
5. When both sides have been in and out including the not outs the winner is declared if there is one

New ECB Rules for spectators:
1. On entering a cricket ground you must go straight towards the bar whilst in disguise and wearing a mask
2. You must sit down outside the bar
3. You must order a drink from a seated position
4. It is too dangerous to go inside the clubhouse to order a drink
5. It is too dangerous for you to carry a drink from the bar to your seat
6. It is safe for a waiter to carry a drink from the bar to your seat
7. It is safe for you to go inside the clubhouse to go to the toilet
8. You do not have to contact the waiter if you wish to go to the toilet
9. It is too dangerous to watch a cricket match unless you have a drink
10. If you stand you must wear a mask over your mouth and preferably also over your eyes so that you cannot see the match

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