What is in my tin?

It's the only tin left int' cupboard so, no complaints that we've had Butter Beans before

I would have liked a tin of spam with bubbles for our visitors tomorrow evening but, hey ho, sometimes, you just have to go with what's int' cupboard.

You have 24 hours. Kick Off is at 20.15 tomorrow. Do your best ! We could do with 1 point, but preferably 3

Admiral, I will need some assistance post-declaration of the result.

60 peas
100 juice

78 Beeeenz

and

117 mls of Jooooosay.

Three points for sure on the morrow!

285 beans

165ml watter


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I'll do the next one. Had nowt in't cupboard today, for times are aaard in ar arse!

tarkys_ears wrote: ↑

Sun May 02, 2021 7:15 pm

285 beans

165ml watter


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I'll do the next one. Had no8wt in't cupboard today, for times are aaard in ar arse!

285

67 floaters in
110 bits of water.......with 0 bubbles.
UTC.

Mrs G sez 84 beeeeeenz in 130ml of joooooooooose

98 butter beans
184 ml water

64 beans
132 ml water

UTC!

75 Butter Beans
125 ml water juice

3points and another good game to watch please UTC

79 pces of kidney shaped butter

113 mils bean water.

Cheers Ralph.

72 oversized tonsil stones
123ml saliva

105 beans
105ml jooose

101beans
99ml Joose

95 beeeeeeeenz
180 mls gloopy glop

107 beeeens,
121 ml jooooooose

97 enlarged snots, 131ml of vomit juice (I hate butter beans)
UTC I reckon a win.

89 Lima Legumes
181 mls watery Bean Juice

54 beanz in 190ml h2o.
Thanks for the count, RCC.

165 buttery beans
96ml butter beany juice

114 beans
114 water

83 bnz
147 joooooooooooose

103 beans
169ml juice

87 boontjies
187 mls of Hammers blood

73 beans sloshing around in 173ml of juice

88 in 118.

Well done to you, Ralph, but this is beyond the call of duty and we must have someone else next time.

UTC!!

Redbeard wrote: ↑

Mon May 03, 2021 9:48 am

This is beyond the call of duty

Cometh the hour, cometh the Pooch. Spot has taken it all in his stride

Good morning all. 120 beans and 120ml of water.

Redbeard wrote: ↑

Mon May 03, 2021 9:48 am

88 in 118.

Well done to you, Ralph, but this is beyond the call of duty and we must have someone else next time.

UTC!!

The thing is though Admiral not just anybody can do the count, in the good old days perhaps but these days with health and safety, method statements, risk assessments, litigation and no win no fee solicitors it could be a minefield.
I am up to NVQ level 4 tin opening and content analysis just six more to go then I can do the foundation course for the degree in the subject.
I was stunned when i got to level 3 and nearly quit such was the horrors i witnessed watching videos of cut fingers, ripped thumbs, severed palms etc, the ring pull cans are not exactly the panacea of safety, dislocated fingers, displaced nails, wrist injuries, it really is the battle of the Somme out there if not properly trained.
Level 4 is somewhat reassuring focusing on PPE for said task. I like the reinforced gauntlet gloves and torque opener however the reinforced goggles somewhat limit vision but I know they are a necessary evil perchance a sharp piece of pineapple hits you in the face during an over vigorous opening and renders you blind in one eye.
Take care out there it's a dangerous world.

bfcjg wrote: ↑

Mon May 03, 2021 10:16 am

The thing is though Admiral not just anybody can do the count, in the good old days perhaps but these days with health and safety, method statements, risk assessments, litigation and no win no fee solicitors it could be a minefield.
I am up to NVQ level 4 tin opening and content analysis just six more to go then I can do the foundation course for the degree in the subject.
I was stunned when i got to level 3 and nearly quit such was the horrors i witnessed watching videos of cut fingers, ripped thumbs, severed palms etc, the ring pull cans are not exactly the panacea of safety, dislocated fingers, displaced nails, wrist injuries, it really is the battle of the Somme out there if not properly trained.
Level 4 is somewhat reassuring focusing on PPE for said task. I like the reinforced gauntlet gloves and torque opener however the reinforced goggles somewhat limit vision but I know they are a necessary evil perchance a sharp piece of pineapple hits you in the face during an over vigorous opening and renders you blind in one eye.
Take care out there it's a dangerous world.

Just wait untill you get to the contaminated goods section - bloody hell

JG, a lot of people think I'm already blind in one eye.

Redbeard wrote: ↑

Mon May 03, 2021 11:09 am

JG, a lot of people think I'm already blind in one eye.

Pineapple or deck shrapnel ?

Nonayforever wrote: ↑

Mon May 03, 2021 11:01 am

Just wait until you get to the contaminated goods section - bloody hell

Never mind contaminated and hazardous goods. Try a multi-fruit can !

142 beans and 91ml of joosay.

82 glorious butter beans in 125 ml of gloomy joose.

Thanks, RCC! By the way, I do like that duck - or is it goose?
UTC!

bfcjg wrote: ↑

Mon May 03, 2021 11:14 am

Pineapple or deck shrapnel ?

Neither! - I've still got both eyes. And the eyesight is surprisingly good for a man aged well over 500.

spot the ball and now spot the bean!

impressive Ralph...has your assistant nibbled any of the contents?

147 beans

119ml water

thanks for doing the count!

UTC

77 Mr Beans
137ml of Juice Ackland

I should add... I don’t normally do the count but I did last week and look what happened. COYC!

Keep on Counting, Bovril!

bfcjg wrote: ↑

Mon May 03, 2021 10:16 am

The thing is though Admiral not just anybody can do the count, in the good old days perhaps but these days with health and safety, method statements, risk assessments, litigation and no win no fee solicitors it could be a minefield.
I am up to NVQ level 4 tin opening and content analysis just six more to go then I can do the foundation course for the degree in the subject.
I was stunned when i got to level 3 and nearly quit such was the horrors i witnessed watching videos of cut fingers, ripped thumbs, severed palms etc, the ring pull cans are not exactly the panacea of safety, dislocated fingers, displaced nails, wrist injuries, it really is the battle of the Somme out there if not properly trained.
Level 4 is somewhat reassuring focusing on PPE for said task. I like the reinforced gauntlet gloves and torque opener however the reinforced goggles somewhat limit vision but I know they are a necessary evil perchance a sharp piece of pineapple hits you in the face during an over vigorous opening and renders you blind in one eye.
Take care out there it's a dangerous world.

Simples innit

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Mon May 03, 2021 12:38 pm

Simples innit

Looks like an instrument of torture used aboard galleons of the 16th Century for extracting information, and the odd molar

68 beans.
111 ml juice.

And an entertaining 2-2 draw this evening.

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Mon May 03, 2021 12:38 pm

Simples innitdownload.jpeg

Hmmm, NVQ level 6 covers aids, however I can see issues already
No reinforced gauntlet glove
No at hand risk assessment or method statement perchance emergency services have to attend
No British standard kite mark
No European safety symbol
No emergency lighting
No FFE at hand
The tin should be held firm in a vice or similar method of securing it prior to commencement
Proof the tin has been sterilised
Proof the aid has been sterilised
Has the operative been trained with an up to date competence certificate
An assistant equally qualified should be present.
Apart from the above safe as houses

Drainage has commenced and no one was decapitated in the process

RalphCoatesComb wrote: ↑

Mon May 03, 2021 3:16 pm

Drainage has commenced and no one was decapitated in the process

Butter Beans..115
Water...........171ml

Just 2 hours to go before we reveal the winners

HunterST_BFC wrote: ↑

Sun May 02, 2021 11:44 pm

83 bnz
147 joooooooooooose

Nudge Nudge... Spot is waiting for your selections

67 beans
135 jooooose

Ralph and everyone, since I'm going out to watch the game I won't be able to post an updated leaderboard until later tonight.

However, the present one is here for you to amend if you wish.

UTC!!


TFC Leaderboard.


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