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Clown on the M65

Post by Billy Balfour » Wed May 12, 2021 9:33 am

M65 this morning going towards Blackburn - a clown decides to overtake, but he didn't have enough room. He slightly caught one of my wing mirrors and all his doors fell off.
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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by beddie » Wed May 12, 2021 9:40 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Obviously his feet were too big. :lol:
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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Wed May 12, 2021 9:57 am

Billy Balfour wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 9:33 am
M65 this morning going towards Blackburn - a clown decides to overtake, but he didn't have enough room. He slightly caught one of my wing mirrors and all his doors fell off.
Hopefully, no one was inconvenienced - other than him!

The standard of driving these days is appalling ! :(
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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Barry_Chuckle » Wed May 12, 2021 10:40 am

I bet he still had a smile on his face though ;)

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by basil6345789 » Wed May 12, 2021 10:44 am

RalphCoatesComb wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 9:57 am
Hopefully, no one was inconvenienced - other than him!

The standard of driving these days is appalling ! :(
Even the young ladies have started to driver like racers.

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Bcrollerz » Wed May 12, 2021 10:44 am

Didnt happen

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Juan Tanamera » Wed May 12, 2021 10:46 am

Oh yes it did.

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by ClaretMov » Wed May 12, 2021 10:47 am

Is this the idiot, he passed me to.
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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by 4:20 » Wed May 12, 2021 10:50 am

Did you give him a 'honk, honk'?

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Juan Tanamera » Wed May 12, 2021 10:51 am

I'd have thrown a custard pie in his mush.

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Tall Paul » Wed May 12, 2021 10:51 am

Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 10:44 am
Didnt happen
Like you replying to my emails and paying your debts, you mean?

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Leisure » Wed May 12, 2021 10:58 am

Billy Balfour wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 9:33 am
M65 this morning going towards Blackburn - a clown decides to overtake, but he didn't have enough room. He slightly caught one of my wing mirrors and all his doors fell off.
Just how big are your wing mirrors? :o
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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Longsidelenny1882 » Wed May 12, 2021 11:17 am

When they went passed him the one in the back shouted to the driver heas behind you utc

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Bcrollerz » Wed May 12, 2021 11:46 am

Tall Paul wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 10:51 am
Like you replying to my emails and paying your debts, you mean?
Sorry?

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Tall Paul » Wed May 12, 2021 12:00 pm

Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 11:46 am
Sorry?
No need to apologise cutsy, just reply to my emails or send me my money.
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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Bcrollerz » Wed May 12, 2021 12:16 pm

Tall Paul wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:00 pm
No need to apologise cutsy, just reply to my emails or send me my money.
You've definately got me mistaken

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by conyoviejo » Wed May 12, 2021 12:22 pm

Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:16 pm
You've definately got me mistaken
Are you H ?
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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by AfloatinClaret » Wed May 12, 2021 12:22 pm

Juan Tanamera wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 10:46 am
Oh yes it did.
Oh no it didn't!

Soory, wrong thread, that's pantomimes isn't it.

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Tall Paul » Wed May 12, 2021 12:24 pm

Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:16 pm
You've definately got me mistaken
This is like Line of Duty.
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Also funny how you registered your account a couple of days after wellsy's last post and post in the same style as him.
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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Tall Paul » Wed May 12, 2021 12:24 pm

conyoviejo wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:22 pm
Are you H ?
No, he's wellsy/cutsy. See above.

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Bosscat » Wed May 12, 2021 12:31 pm

Wellsy so thats where you got to 😂😂😂

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Volvoclaret » Wed May 12, 2021 12:31 pm

No, I'm Wellsy/Cutsy!😉

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by duncandisorderly » Wed May 12, 2021 12:39 pm

What was the bet?

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Cirrus_Minor » Wed May 12, 2021 1:22 pm

I don’t like clowns

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Gp8419 » Wed May 12, 2021 1:24 pm

Think cutsy was the fella on the other board who said back the favourite every time on the virtual horses in w.hill and you will win nearly every time haha.To Tp I would just forget about it mate you’ve no chance.

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Quickenthetempo » Wed May 12, 2021 2:15 pm

duncandisorderly wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:39 pm
What was the bet?
That Cutsy couldn't reinvent himself on the board without getting sussed.

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Tall Paul » Wed May 12, 2021 2:26 pm

duncandisorderly wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:39 pm
What was the bet?
He bet that Wood and Barnes wouldn't score 15 PL goals between them this season.
Gp8419 wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 1:24 pm
Think cutsy was the fella on the other board who said back the favourite every time on the virtual horses in w.hill and you will win nearly every time haha.To Tp I would just forget about it mate you’ve no chance.
From a lot of his posts I thought cutsy was a seasoned gambler and, in my experience, most gamblers put a lot of value in honouring their bets. Looks like cutsy could be from the scumbag welching school of gamblers.

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Billy Balfour » Wed May 12, 2021 3:07 pm

Anyway, I'll recognise him next time - he had a big red nose.

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by joey13 » Wed May 12, 2021 3:11 pm

Thought Boris Johnson was in London today :shock:

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Bcrollerz » Wed May 12, 2021 3:51 pm

Im totally at loss as to what these guys are on about

Either way Paul seems very desperate for money. Must be skint.

Good luck in your search for H

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Bcrollerz » Wed May 12, 2021 3:59 pm

conyoviejo wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:22 pm
Are you H ?
Wish i was. Funny thing is i remember the poster they are talking about too, which makes it even better!

If they continue along the A1231 up where i am, they can come and find me!

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Tall Paul » Wed May 12, 2021 4:04 pm

Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 3:51 pm
Im totally at loss as to what these guys are on about

Either way Paul seems very desperate for money. Must be skint.

Good luck in your search for H
Of course you are :roll:

And I'm far from desperate for money, but I always pay my gambling debts and expect others to do the same.
Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 3:59 pm
Wish i was. Funny thing is i remember the poster they are talking about too, which makes it even better!

If they continue along the A1231 up where i am, they can come and find me!
Long way from there to Aspinalls or the Wellsprings that you said you had bookings cancelled for the other week.

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Bcrollerz » Wed May 12, 2021 6:44 pm

Tall Paul wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 4:04 pm
Of course you are :roll:

And I'm far from desperate for money, but I always pay my gambling debts and expect others to do the same.



Long way from there to Aspinalls or the Wellsprings that you said you had bookings cancelled for the other week.
As i said. Good luck

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by CnBtruntru » Fri May 14, 2021 6:08 pm

Billy Balfour wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 9:33 am
M65 this morning going towards Blackburn - a clown decides to overtake, but he didn't have enough room. He slightly caught one of my wing mirrors and all his doors fell off.
I would have run it over, fecking hate clowns ;)

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Jakubclaret » Fri May 14, 2021 6:19 pm

Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 3:51 pm
Im totally at loss as to what these guys are on about

Either way Paul seems very desperate for money. Must be skint.

Good luck in your search for H
If Paul seriously believes that all debts are honoured on Internet forums I think the residential address might be cloud cuckoo land, deluded doesn’t even come close, I’d never contemplate involving myself in a bet organised in that manner!

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by AfloatinClaret » Fri May 14, 2021 6:26 pm

Volvoclaret wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:31 pm
No, I'm Wellsy/Cutsy!😉
I thought you were Spartacus?

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by tim_noone » Fri May 14, 2021 6:26 pm

Tall Paul wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 2:26 pm
He bet that Wood and Barnes wouldn't score 15 PL goals between them this season.



From a lot of his posts I thought cutsy was a seasoned gambler and, in my experience, most gamblers put a lot of value in honouring their bets. Looks like cutsy could be from the scumbag welching school of gamblers.
Always...... . Honour your bets . And debts. Always! :D

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Tall Paul » Fri May 14, 2021 7:32 pm

Jakubclaret wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 6:19 pm
If Paul seriously believes that all debts are honoured on Internet forums I think the residential address might be cloud cuckoo land, deluded doesn’t even come close, I’d never contemplate involving myself in a bet organised in that manner!
It's a good job I don't believe that then.

But I do believe that not honouring your bets, whether they're made on the internet or not, makes you a scumbag, a scammer and a thief and I acknowledge that there are a few of those about - at least two on this forum.
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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by boatshed bill » Fri May 14, 2021 8:08 pm

this joke has seriously backfired

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Jakubclaret » Fri May 14, 2021 9:30 pm

Tall Paul wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 7:32 pm
It's a good job I don't believe that then.

But I do believe that not honouring your bets, whether they're made on the internet or not, makes you a scumbag, a scammer and a thief and I acknowledge that there are a few of those about - at least two on this forum.
I agree, but whether you like it or not some people Welch on their bets, whether you like it or not it’s a well known fact it’s not the done thing to do for that reason, that’s why people use licensed bookmakers such as William hill & ladbrokes ect for the insurance it provides.

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Bcrollerz » Fri May 14, 2021 9:35 pm

Jakubclaret wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 9:30 pm
I agree, but whether you like it or not some people Welch on their bets, whether you like it or not it’s a well known fact it’s not the done thing to do for that reason, that’s why people use licensed bookmakers such as William hill & ladbrokes ect for the insurance it provides.
Itd be ok if he had the right person too
I know nothing of said bet

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Jakubclaret » Fri May 14, 2021 9:37 pm

Bcrollerz wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 9:35 pm
Itd be ok if he had the right person too
I know nothing of said bet
That’s nothing to do with me either way, just offering wise advice so mistakes aren’t repeated, he probably won’t listen as a hunch but there you go :)

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Re: Clown on the M65

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Fri May 14, 2021 10:03 pm

One of those brilliant threads we used to have when we were allowed to talk.

You never know exactly what you are getting just from clicking on the thread title. Brilliant.
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