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Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 9:33 am
by Billy Balfour
M65 this morning going towards Blackburn - a clown decides to overtake, but he didn't have enough room. He slightly caught one of my wing mirrors and all his doors fell off.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 9:40 am
by beddie
:lol: :lol: :lol: Obviously his feet were too big. :lol:

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 9:57 am
by RalphCoatesComb
Billy Balfour wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 9:33 am
M65 this morning going towards Blackburn - a clown decides to overtake, but he didn't have enough room. He slightly caught one of my wing mirrors and all his doors fell off.
Hopefully, no one was inconvenienced - other than him!

The standard of driving these days is appalling ! :(

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 10:40 am
by Barry_Chuckle
I bet he still had a smile on his face though ;)

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 10:44 am
by basil6345789
RalphCoatesComb wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 9:57 am
Hopefully, no one was inconvenienced - other than him!

The standard of driving these days is appalling ! :(
Even the young ladies have started to driver like racers.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 10:44 am
by Bcrollerz
Didnt happen

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 10:46 am
by Juan Tanamera
Oh yes it did.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 10:47 am
by ClaretMov
Is this the idiot, he passed me to.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 10:50 am
by 4:20
Did you give him a 'honk, honk'?

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 10:51 am
by Juan Tanamera
I'd have thrown a custard pie in his mush.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 10:51 am
by Tall Paul
Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 10:44 am
Didnt happen
Like you replying to my emails and paying your debts, you mean?

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 10:58 am
by Leisure
Billy Balfour wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 9:33 am
M65 this morning going towards Blackburn - a clown decides to overtake, but he didn't have enough room. He slightly caught one of my wing mirrors and all his doors fell off.
Just how big are your wing mirrors? :o

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 11:17 am
by Longsidelenny1882
When they went passed him the one in the back shouted to the driver heas behind you utc

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 11:46 am
by Bcrollerz
Tall Paul wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 10:51 am
Like you replying to my emails and paying your debts, you mean?
Sorry?

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 12:00 pm
by Tall Paul
Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 11:46 am
Sorry?
No need to apologise cutsy, just reply to my emails or send me my money.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 12:16 pm
by Bcrollerz
Tall Paul wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:00 pm
No need to apologise cutsy, just reply to my emails or send me my money.
You've definately got me mistaken

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 12:22 pm
by conyoviejo
Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:16 pm
You've definately got me mistaken
Are you H ?

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 12:22 pm
by AfloatinClaret
Juan Tanamera wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 10:46 am
Oh yes it did.
Oh no it didn't!

Soory, wrong thread, that's pantomimes isn't it.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 12:24 pm
by Tall Paul
Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:16 pm
You've definately got me mistaken
This is like Line of Duty.
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Also funny how you registered your account a couple of days after wellsy's last post and post in the same style as him.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 12:24 pm
by Tall Paul
conyoviejo wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:22 pm
Are you H ?
No, he's wellsy/cutsy. See above.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 12:31 pm
by Bosscat
Wellsy so thats where you got to 😂😂😂

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 12:31 pm
by Volvoclaret
No, I'm Wellsy/Cutsy!😉

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 12:39 pm
by duncandisorderly
What was the bet?

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 1:22 pm
by Cirrus_Minor
I don’t like clowns

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 1:24 pm
by Gp8419
Think cutsy was the fella on the other board who said back the favourite every time on the virtual horses in w.hill and you will win nearly every time haha.To Tp I would just forget about it mate you’ve no chance.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 2:15 pm
by Quickenthetempo
duncandisorderly wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:39 pm
What was the bet?
That Cutsy couldn't reinvent himself on the board without getting sussed.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 2:26 pm
by Tall Paul
duncandisorderly wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:39 pm
What was the bet?
He bet that Wood and Barnes wouldn't score 15 PL goals between them this season.
Gp8419 wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 1:24 pm
Think cutsy was the fella on the other board who said back the favourite every time on the virtual horses in w.hill and you will win nearly every time haha.To Tp I would just forget about it mate you’ve no chance.
From a lot of his posts I thought cutsy was a seasoned gambler and, in my experience, most gamblers put a lot of value in honouring their bets. Looks like cutsy could be from the scumbag welching school of gamblers.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 3:07 pm
by Billy Balfour
Anyway, I'll recognise him next time - he had a big red nose.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 3:11 pm
by joey13
Thought Boris Johnson was in London today :shock:

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 3:51 pm
by Bcrollerz
Im totally at loss as to what these guys are on about

Either way Paul seems very desperate for money. Must be skint.

Good luck in your search for H

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 3:59 pm
by Bcrollerz
conyoviejo wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:22 pm
Are you H ?
Wish i was. Funny thing is i remember the poster they are talking about too, which makes it even better!

If they continue along the A1231 up where i am, they can come and find me!

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 4:04 pm
by Tall Paul
Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 3:51 pm
Im totally at loss as to what these guys are on about

Either way Paul seems very desperate for money. Must be skint.

Good luck in your search for H
Of course you are :roll:

And I'm far from desperate for money, but I always pay my gambling debts and expect others to do the same.
Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 3:59 pm
Wish i was. Funny thing is i remember the poster they are talking about too, which makes it even better!

If they continue along the A1231 up where i am, they can come and find me!
Long way from there to Aspinalls or the Wellsprings that you said you had bookings cancelled for the other week.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 6:44 pm
by Bcrollerz
Tall Paul wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 4:04 pm
Of course you are :roll:

And I'm far from desperate for money, but I always pay my gambling debts and expect others to do the same.



Long way from there to Aspinalls or the Wellsprings that you said you had bookings cancelled for the other week.
As i said. Good luck

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 6:08 pm
by CnBtruntru
Billy Balfour wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 9:33 am
M65 this morning going towards Blackburn - a clown decides to overtake, but he didn't have enough room. He slightly caught one of my wing mirrors and all his doors fell off.
I would have run it over, fecking hate clowns ;)

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 6:19 pm
by Jakubclaret
Bcrollerz wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 3:51 pm
Im totally at loss as to what these guys are on about

Either way Paul seems very desperate for money. Must be skint.

Good luck in your search for H
If Paul seriously believes that all debts are honoured on Internet forums I think the residential address might be cloud cuckoo land, deluded doesn’t even come close, I’d never contemplate involving myself in a bet organised in that manner!

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 6:26 pm
by AfloatinClaret
Volvoclaret wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 12:31 pm
No, I'm Wellsy/Cutsy!😉
I thought you were Spartacus?

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 6:26 pm
by tim_noone
Tall Paul wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 2:26 pm
He bet that Wood and Barnes wouldn't score 15 PL goals between them this season.



From a lot of his posts I thought cutsy was a seasoned gambler and, in my experience, most gamblers put a lot of value in honouring their bets. Looks like cutsy could be from the scumbag welching school of gamblers.
Always...... . Honour your bets . And debts. Always! :D

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 7:32 pm
by Tall Paul
Jakubclaret wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 6:19 pm
If Paul seriously believes that all debts are honoured on Internet forums I think the residential address might be cloud cuckoo land, deluded doesn’t even come close, I’d never contemplate involving myself in a bet organised in that manner!
It's a good job I don't believe that then.

But I do believe that not honouring your bets, whether they're made on the internet or not, makes you a scumbag, a scammer and a thief and I acknowledge that there are a few of those about - at least two on this forum.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 8:08 pm
by boatshed bill
this joke has seriously backfired

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 9:30 pm
by Jakubclaret
Tall Paul wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 7:32 pm
It's a good job I don't believe that then.

But I do believe that not honouring your bets, whether they're made on the internet or not, makes you a scumbag, a scammer and a thief and I acknowledge that there are a few of those about - at least two on this forum.
I agree, but whether you like it or not some people Welch on their bets, whether you like it or not it’s a well known fact it’s not the done thing to do for that reason, that’s why people use licensed bookmakers such as William hill & ladbrokes ect for the insurance it provides.

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 9:35 pm
by Bcrollerz
Jakubclaret wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 9:30 pm
I agree, but whether you like it or not some people Welch on their bets, whether you like it or not it’s a well known fact it’s not the done thing to do for that reason, that’s why people use licensed bookmakers such as William hill & ladbrokes ect for the insurance it provides.
Itd be ok if he had the right person too
I know nothing of said bet

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 9:37 pm
by Jakubclaret
Bcrollerz wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 9:35 pm
Itd be ok if he had the right person too
I know nothing of said bet
That’s nothing to do with me either way, just offering wise advice so mistakes aren’t repeated, he probably won’t listen as a hunch but there you go :)

Re: Clown on the M65

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 10:03 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
One of those brilliant threads we used to have when we were allowed to talk.

You never know exactly what you are getting just from clicking on the thread title. Brilliant.