Come on you Clarets revenge is Sweet(corn)

Last estimate by 11.30 Tommorow please. FILL YOUR BOOTS UP THE CLARETS

321 Horrible yellow evil things

78ml equally horrible juice!



cheers steve!

The worst foodstuff.
488 manky pieces
104ml jus

443 Units in 84 mls.

Go on, Steve!

Well played Steve.
My guesstimate being 395 corny bits in 95ml joose.

huw.Y.WattfromWare wrote: ↑

Fri May 14, 2021 5:41 pm

Well played Steve.
My guesstimate being 395 corny bits in 95ml joose.

I have way to much time on my hands Dave.

405 niblets
75 mls of liquid

Good choice Steve something indigestible for the Odious Ellend Road lot ....

2-1 to the Clarets

385 sweetcorn (good luck counting those BTW)

95 mls juice

And a 2-1 victory for the Clarets due to a Wood brace.

Thanks for stepping into the breach Steve.

Evenin' all.

375 cob bits

and

89 mls Joooosay.

Three points for sure on the morrow.

245 sweetcorn
89m juice

Thanks Steve.

269 bum bullets
96ml Jooose

Steve your a foot... no... thats not right, a leg-end... thats it

345 golden sweetcorn
70 ml of liquid

3 points please, and a good game to witness on the tv UTC

236 Sweetcorn
109 ml juice

348 maize bits
81 ml slime

295 beany things
68 mg joooooose

222 bits
79 mls

300 colonels
83ml juice

Come on Burnley!

420 Hardpore Corn
80 Giusse

280 bits corn

100mls jus

3 points Clarets

Cheers Steve !

275 sweet poo corn

65 mls yellow juuuuice

And a well deserved victory for the Clarets.

290 bits of sweet corn

67ml juice

UTC!

475 yellow things, 150 ml of yellow p1ss.
UTC.

542corn
65ml

Sweetcorn..265
Juice........42ml

303 soon to be giraffe neck
57 jjjjjjjjjoooooooooooosssssssssseeeeeeeee

No idea!

400 sweet nuggets
120 mls of corn liquer

??

263 corn
42ml juice

I sez 327 indigestible pellets
141 ml jooooooooose
Dirty Leeds 0 Mighty Clarets 2

Morning all. 241 sweetcorn and 75ml of gunge.

Please note, everyone, that our ritual and the ethereal powers we invoke are indeed magical yet far from occult-related, and thus such coarse language as 'bum bullets' and 'yellow p1ss' can only negatively affect their natural tendency to work in our favour.
Perhaps our unexplained match losses over previous weeks can be directly attributed to this, and it is high time someone spoke out regarding it.
The Count is sacred, not sacrilegious.

Drainage has began,ill give the result one hour before kickoff,Red can update the table when he returns from one of his secretive afternoon's out,and i quite like the description Bum Bullets!.....but hes the boss good luck boys.

377 corns
47ml liquid

thanks for doing the count Steve!

UTC

401 corns
93 ml liquid juice

372 corn and 72 ml. Phew - made it just in time! UTC

RESULT
299 Corns
100 ml of Corn juice. Congrats to What no pies 1 off within estimate of 300
Congrats to Ralphcoatescomb for being spot on with 100 ml
Well done to the rest of you next time maybe

Well done Steve. Good count. Points are in the bag

Was a must win count for me. All to play for in the final count of the season but it's a hollow victory after we just got a slap off that there Leeds.

What_no_pies gets 5 points and Ralphie 4. Well done, each of you.

Both scores have significance at the top end of the leaderboard, and only four points now separate the top three.


TFC Leaderboard.

claretdavid 25

RalphCoatesComb 23

what_no_pies 21

jdrobbo 18.5

Steve1956 15.5

Bosscat 14

Cricketfield73 13, Dawlishclaret 13

Zlatan 12

Aclaret 10, gawthorpe_view 10, leedsdave 10

green_parrot 8

gsyclaret 7

Eloise Laws 6.5

africlaret 6, Bodge 6, Claretmisterg 6, Rowls 6

wilks_bfc 5.5

BurnleyLad 5, ClaretAndJew 5, fatboy47 5, HunterST_BFC 5, tarkys_ears 5, Zooniverser 5

Brucefanclaret 4, CharlieinNewMexico 4, claretblue 4, huw.Y.WattfromWare 4, icu81b4 4

gsyclaret 3, longsidepies 3, tiger76 3

Longsider 2.5, Redbeard 2.5

bfcjg 2

dsr 1.5, JTClaret 1.5

Cabbage 0.5.

Meanwhile many thanks to you, Steve.

Though the Unit-files on the chopping-board are not straight enough.

Redbeard wrote: ↑

Sat May 15, 2021 3:14 pm

Meanwhile many thanks to you, Steve.

Though the Unit-files on the chopping-board are not straight enough.

Done three of these this season,two home defeats Newcastle & Leeds and a poxy home draw against West Brom....think I'll stick to just playing it inthe future Red.

That would be a shame, Steve: I see great potential in your manner of Counting. It takes time for the wins to come regularly, but indeed over the years many new Officiators have given up after just one go, whilst the majority of our team have never once wielded a tin-opener.

And by the way we would surely have lost at home to West Brom had it not been for your Count.

Just ignore Mrs Steve if she's trying to dissuade you...

Redbeard wrote: ↑

Sat May 15, 2021 8:31 pm

That would be a shame, Steve: I see great potential in your manner of Counting. It takes time for the wins to come regularly, but indeed over the years many new Officiators have given up after just one go, whilst the majority of our team have never once wielded a tin-opener.

And by the way we would surely have lost at home to West Brom had it not been for your Count.

Just ignore Mrs Steve if she's trying to dissuade you...

Where do you dissapear to on Saturday afternoons I think we need to know?

I've watched the last three games at my brother's house. He has Sky and BT whereas I don't. I'm daft enough to be going there for the Liverpool match on Wednesday as well.

Besides, my only computer is my desktop: I have no laptop, tablet or mobile.

I however have performed numerous Counts over many years now, and can hardly be labelled a slacker in this regard.

Redbeard wrote: ↑

Sat May 15, 2021 8:52 pm

I've watched the last three games at my brother's house. He has Sky and BT whereas I don't. I'm daft enough to be going there for the Liverpool match on Wednesday as well.

Besides, my only computer is my desktop: I have no laptop, tablet or mobile.

I however have performed numerous Counts over many years now, and can hardly be labelled a slacker in this regard.

I was joking..you don't have a mobile????



Good man

Steve1956 wrote: ↑

Sat May 15, 2021 9:01 pm

I was joking

I know, Steve: I was just clarifying.

Do you want the Liverpool Count, then?

If we can begin Estimations at 7.15pm on Tuesday, giving ourselves the full 24 hours plus one, you might just get us a win!

Redbeard wrote: ↑

Sat May 15, 2021 8:52 pm

I however have performed numerous Counts over many years now, and can hardly be labelled a slacker in this regard.

So what went wrong with the count yesterday?

Something must have happened for that spanking on the pitch.

Neither am I a flying rat...

I was only explaining why I haven't Officiated for a while. No hard feelings, like.

Do you want the Sheff Utd Count, Ralph?

D-D, please see my 10.00am post above.

As a team, we couldn't even get started until five hours of Estimating-time were gone.