You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:07 am
The guy on the radio mentions Saturday Night Fever as the best selling movie soundtrack of all time and your twentysomething passenger says "What's that?"
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:12 am
...every single aspect of life annoys the ferk out of you.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:12 am
My mate said he felt old yesterday when his mates kids popped up in "people you may know" section in fb
I said hey at least its not tinder
I said hey at least its not tinder
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:15 am
BFC offer you a new contract
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:18 am
On a work meeting yesterday a colleague had to break off to answer the door and returned announcing that her costume for a 70s party had turned up. I suddenly realised I was the only person on the call who was alive in the 70s!
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:19 am
You think house and garage music are background music in estate agents and car dealers.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:28 am
You remember watching Burnley v Rochdale.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:35 am
You light a fag and it singes your nose hair
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:05 am
When you have more hair in your ears and nose than on your head
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:08 am
see Fenwicks post)Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:09 am
You clean your house to the songs you used to dance to in nightclubs
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:21 am
You have to warm up before and warm down after........ doing half an hour of gardening.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:21 am
You make that noise when you pick something up off the floor and get back up again.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:22 am
they pull a sheet over your head.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:26 am
When you are given a Wagon Wheel and think my matchbox cars used to have bigger wheels
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:58 am
find yourself ordering tartan slippers
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:06 pm
True
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:11 pm
When your belly button collects more fluff than your tumble dryer filter
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:15 pm
When your computer is covered in post-it-notes to remind you what you are supposed to be doing.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:33 pm
...when lying on your deathbed
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:01 pm
Instead of going for a 5 mile run you wander off down memory lane………...
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:12 pm
You notice an elderly person sitting on the bus who then stands up and offers you the seat………….
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:26 pm
You buy clothes for comfort instead of fashion.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:30 pm
My nephew (5) picked up my game boy and tried pressed the screen 
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:31 pm
You keep opening the fridge door with a pair of manky socks in your hand. 
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:40 pm
And getting in and out of the car.fidelcastro wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:21 amYou make that noise when you pick something up off the floor and get back up again.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:45 pm
You keep checking Summer transfer window rumours. When, if anybody signs, CT will have a page up sharpish.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:47 pm
You start laughing at Bosscats jokes.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:48 pm
you buy yourself a £2 pair of readers from homebargains
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:56 pm
Pstotto's posts make perfect sense
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:01 pm
You realise that 1980 and 2021 are as far apart as 1980 and 1939.
(Stolen from Facebook).
(Stolen from Facebook).
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:05 pm
When you are older than CT
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:20 pm
Ooi that's me 
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:23 pm
When you get Klingons on your starboard bow
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:29 pm
Can relate to almost all these replies - but not this one - not ever.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:40 pm
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:47 pm
Well you would to this oneCaptainKirk wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:29 pmCan relate to almost all these replies - but not this one - not ever.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:49 pm
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:51 pm
Close the thread, folks. This one's the winner.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:15 am
Watching athletics:
Hop, skip and jump is now triple jump
Pole vaulters land on an airbed, not sand.
High jumpers clear the bar on their back.
Hop, skip and jump is now triple jump
Pole vaulters land on an airbed, not sand.
High jumpers clear the bar on their back.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:22 am
You could of sworn you didn’t take a big piece of chocolate to bed …
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:16 pm
You are confusing first signs of madness...
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:19 pm
Keith Waterhouse once wrote that it is when you are sat at a family meal, pick up the daddies sauce and look across the table and see that the picture resembles your son, not you.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:33 pm
You can tuck your nuts in your socks. 
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:40 pm
That just says you're in a car with a twentysomething year old.CaptainKirk wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:07 amThe guy on the radio mentions Saturday Night Fever as the best selling movie soundtrack of all time and your twentysomething passenger says "What's that?"
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:52 pm
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:55 pm
1 You don’t know how to order an Uber (or don’t care).
2 You don’t order from Just Eats/Deliveroo
3 You haven’t watched Love Island but assume it’s like Blind Date.
2 You don’t order from Just Eats/Deliveroo
3 You haven’t watched Love Island but assume it’s like Blind Date.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:03 pm
When you prefer Fruit and Nut over Dairy Milk.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:17 pm
Nope, C- must do better.John Johnson 1605 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:55 pm1 You don’t know how to order an Uber (or don’t care).
2 You don’t order from Just Eats/Deliveroo
3 You haven’t watched Love Island but assume it’s like Blind Date.
1. Easy.
2. No need.
3. It’s cack.
Not that old!
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:19 pm
When bread with seeds and stuff becomes more desirable than White Toastie Warburton's