• Song for Maxwell....

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:21 pm**

To the tune of Just one Cornetto but pronounce his name as it should be:

Oh Maxwell Cornet, You wasn't free,
You came from Lyon, to Burn-er-ley.

Run down the left wing, run down the right,
You make the oppos, look like 5h1te.

Oh Maxwell, Oh Maxwell Cornet
I love you more than a Walls ice cream!

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:25 pm**

Or
He plays at the back
He plays in attack
His name is Maxwell cornet
Makes defences crap
Allez allez allez
Cornet cornet cornet

Or - more likely

We’ve got cornet/ole ole ole cornet cornet...

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:26 pm**

Needs work as they say ... and imagine it at 120mph in the CFS

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:26 pm**

Maxwel*

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:26 pm**

StuffyClaret wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:21 pm
To the tune of Just one Cornetto but pronounce his name as it should be:

Oh Maxwell Cornet, You wasn't free,
You came from Lyon, to Burn-er-ley.

Run down the left wing, run down the right,
You make the oppos, look like 5h1te.

Oh Maxwell, Oh Maxwell Cornet
I love you more than a Walls ice cream!

Good effort, but I can't imagine the coked up knobheads in the CFS remembering all that.

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:29 pm**

Allez allez Allez allez, Cornet, Cornet (tune of ole ole ole ole)

Nice and simple, like most of us.

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:29 pm**

We've got Corn-ay
Maxwell Corn-ay
Just don't think you understand
He's Sean Dyches Man
He's better than Zidane
We've got Maxwell Corn-ay

OK its been done for Defour but its a great chant

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:30 pm**

As previously mentioned, I think we should go with something more simple, such as... "olé olé olé olé Cornet"

Surely no one can get that one wrong? Can they?

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:31 pm**

Super, super Max
super, super Max
Super, super Max
Super Maxwell Cornay

Keep it simple lads.

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:34 pm**

It’s been said before but something can surely be done with
Bang, bang Maxwells silver hammer.

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:46 pm**

Maxwel, oh Maxwel Cornet run down the wing for me.

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:53 pm**

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:29 pm
We've got Corn-ay
Maxwell Corn-ay
Just don't think you understand
We've told you before
He's Special like Defour
We've got Maxwell Corn-ay

We've got Corn-ay
Maxwell Corn-ay
Just don't think you understand
He's Sean Dyches Man
He's better than Zidane
We've got Maxwell Corn-ay

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:57 pm**

One the CFS can surely do. To the ‘tune’ of we’ve got Robbie Blake, we’ve got Max Cornet ( Cornay).

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:58 pm**

To the tune that's amore.

If the balls in your net,
Then you probably met
Maxwell Cornet

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:05 pm**

Stone Roses - Made of Stone

Max Cornet, Max Cornet
Our Ivorian wing genius,
beat you twice before you’ve seen it
Scoring all the goals
Burnley’s Max Cornet

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:08 pm**

Just has to be Mousse T Horny:

Max Cornet
Cornet
Cornet
Cornet

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:08 pm**

No offence lads but in this day and age maybe we could use lyrics without crap or shite in them. let’s tidy up the Burnley reputation a little bit. Doesn’t take a lot of effort. Let’s move with the times. Let’s make Turf Moor a genuinely warm and welcoming place for ‘all’ Burnley fans and players alike. Family friendly, child friendly, all visitors. Let’s become as diverse as we claim to be.

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:10 pm**

Can’t go on today. Just feeling a bit off colour today, so to those lucky enough to be there, enjoy.

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:20 pm**

To the tune that's amore.

If the balls in your net,
Then you probably met
Maxwell Cornet

Best one yet!

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:24 pm**

Has to be -

Allez, allez, allez, allez... Cornet, Cornet...

Simple, catchy, French.

Looking forward to that filling the Turf as he skips past another left back.

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:30 pm**

Here for the money, he's only here for the money!

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 1:40 pm**

Gimme gimme gimme
Maxwell Cornet
He’s our French winger
And he’s f*cking ace

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 1:42 pm**

1989_claret wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 30, 2021 1:40 pm
Gimme gimme gimme
Maxwell Cornet
He’s our French winger
And he’s f*cking ace

Erm, he’s not French.

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 1:43 pm**

Rileybobs wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 30, 2021 1:42 pm
Erm, he’s not French.

Doh! Of course he isn’t

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 1:45 pm**

Rileybobs wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 30, 2021 1:42 pm
Erm, he’s not French.

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 1:47 pm**

We go again…

Gimme gimme gimme
Maxwell Cornet
He’s Ivorian
And he’s f*cking ace

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 2:15 pm**

Raspberry beret- prince

Maxwell Cornet
Moving from Lyon to play at turf moor
Maxwell Cornet
Moving from Lyon to play at turf moor

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 2:19 pm**

From Chelsea’s Kai Havertz song

Ohhh Alan do you know what he’s worth
Maxwel Cornet is the best on earth
Fast as f&£! just what we need
He’ll win Burnley the premier league

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 2:31 pm**

Conroy92 wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 30, 2021 2:15 pm
Raspberry beret- prince

Maxwell Cornet
Moving from Lyon to play at turf moor
Maxwell Cornet
Moving from Lyon to play at turf moor

He was playing his time as left back in the side
Featuring in the champions League
He told us several times that he didn't like our kind
'Cause he'd never heard of Burnalee
Seems that we were busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before
That's when Alan Pace met him and he signed him
And he walked in through the front door, front door
He was our...

Maxwell Cornet
Moving from Lyon to play at turf moor
Maxwell Cornet
Moving from Lyon to play at turf moor

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:22 pm**

Tune,Swords of a thousand men:

Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, yeah
Running down the wing is super Max Corney

Repeat.

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:26 pm**

Saw this posted the other day on Facebook. It’s a bit different, though I think Liverpool use the tune for Origi?

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:30 pm**

Claretforever wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:26 pm
Saw this posted the other day on Facebook. It’s a bit different, though I think Liverpool use the tune for Origi?

If that takes off, then I may consider stopping going on.

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:40 pm**

Ought to be something using Maxwell's Silver Hammer chorus!

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:52 pm**

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:40 pm
Ought to be something using Maxwell's Silver Hammer chorus!

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon the ball
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure it was in the goal
Wo-wo-wo-woh

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:53 pm**

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:52 pm
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon the ball
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure it was in the goal
Wo-wo-wo-woh

Bang On Bosscat!

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 8:10 pm**

Darnhill Claret wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:08 pm
No offence lads but in this day and age maybe we could use lyrics without crap or shite in them. let’s tidy up the Burnley reputation a little bit. Doesn’t take a lot of effort. Let’s move with the times. Let’s make Turf Moor a genuinely warm and welcoming place for ‘all’ Burnley fans and players alike. Family friendly, child friendly, all visitors. Let’s become as diverse as we claim to be.

Couldn’t agree more, especially now going on with nephew.

Posted: **Mon Aug 30, 2021 8:35 pm**

Braindead wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:08 pm
Just has to be Mousse T Horny:

Max Cornet
Cornet
Cornet
Cornet

Gets my vote. Simple, catchy, not a regurgitation of a chant we’ve used before nor, to the best of my knowledge, one that’s been lifted from another club/player.

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:18 pm**

How about we sit quietly and watch the game with our dignity intact

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:24 pm**

Freezer lolly good fellow ?

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:40 pm**

Pearcey wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:26 pm
Maxwel*

One 'L' in Maxwel,
There's only one 'L' in Maxwel.....

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:48 pm**

scouseclaret wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 30, 2021 8:35 pm
Gets my vote. Simple, catchy, not a regurgitation of a chant we’ve used before nor, to the best of my knowledge, one that’s been lifted from another club/player.

Was sung a few times for Dean Marney but never really took off.

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:25 pm**

To the tune of those were the days

Oh Maxwel Cornet
He plays for Burn a lay
He’ll score goals for ever and a day

He used to play in France
He loves the Umbro badge
Maxwel Cornet oh Maxwel Cornet

Or something like that

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:42 pm**

Longsidebovril wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:25 pm
To the tune of those were the days

Oh Maxwel Cornet
He plays for Burn a lay
He’ll score goals for ever and a day

He used to play in France
He loves the Umbro badge
Maxwel Cornet oh Maxwel Cornet

Or something like that

That's brilliant!

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:10 pm**

'Maxwell Cornet' sung to the tune of Rupert Bear.

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:30 pm**

gawthorpe_view wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:40 pm
One 'L' in Maxwel,
There's only one 'L' in Maxwel.....

This and the mousse T ‘Cornet, Cornet, Cornet’, all they way!

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:43 pm**

You're just too good to be true
Can't take our eyes off you
You've got a heavenly touch
Wanted to sign you so much

At long last you have arrived
I thank God im alive
Your just too good to be true
Cornet. all eyes on you

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:47 pm**

Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure you're not from Stoke?
Are you sure you're not from Stoke?

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:53 pm**

I thought i was high
I thought i was high
When i read that we'd signed you
I thought i was high

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:55 pm**

We're glad that you're here
We're glad that you're here
Berlins shite anyway due to its position in the former East Germany
We're glad that you're here

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2021 11:11 pm**

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landside,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to
Me, to me

Mamaaa,
Just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger,
Now he's dead
Mamaaa, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, oooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all
The time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, oooh
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango!

Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me
Maxwel Cornet, Maxwel Cornet
Maxwel Cornet, Maxwel Cornet
Maxwel Cornet plays for us magnificoo

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go
(Let me go) (Never) let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me,
For meee

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows...

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