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Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 2:30 pm
by ClaretAL
Hi Guys,
Just being nosey but anyone know what the massive crane at the Turf is doing? Big screen maybe?

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Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 2:31 pm
by Steve1956
It's lifting over a giant safe full of money for the January transfer window
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 2:37 pm
by Volvoclaret
Previous Directors insisted they be paid in cash for their shares
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 2:47 pm
by Belgianclaret
Manager decided players needed a lift.
Iβll fetch my coat

Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 2:51 pm
by Herts Clarets
After losing their pitch side advert, CWR scaffold arrange another huge erection at the Turf

Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:09 pm
by Bosscat
Are they filming the "Bob the Builder" live action tv series here ... could be "Lofty the crane"
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:12 pm
by claretonthecoast1882
To make our latest investor feel at home we are going for the full on NFL experience next home game.
The crane is to build a new platform for the cheerleaders to zip line to the centre circle
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:13 pm
by ayrshireclaret83
Would imagine itβs for the new screen that is due to be installed next month
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:16 pm
by Billy Balfour
Someone has indeed been filming. I drove past around lunchtime and there were a couple of people, with some professional looking kit, filming the Turf from the Tod Rd junction.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:18 pm
by Quickenthetempo
ayrshireclaret83 wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 3:13 pm
Would imagine itβs for the new screen that is due to be installed next month
Would that not be a month early?
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:20 pm
by Burnley1989
They move really slow those things mate
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:23 pm
by Billy Balfour
Do they take ages to get erected?
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:32 pm
by Steve1956
Billy Balfour wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 3:23 pm
Do they take ages to get erected?
I think most on here would take a while to get "erected"
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:33 pm
by Bosscat
Steve1956 wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 3:32 pm
I think most on here would take a while to get "erected"

Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:42 pm
by Volvoclaret
Keep taking the little blue pills Steve
Don't want to disappoint Bosscat

Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:51 pm
by Steve1956
Volvoclaret wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 3:42 pm
Keep taking the little blue pills Steve
Don't want to disappoint Bosscat

Whar are you insinuating?


Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:51 pm
by MACCA
Burnley1989 wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 3:20 pm
They move really slow those things mate
And you probably don't mean the cranes....
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:53 pm
by Bosscat
Volvoclaret wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 3:42 pm
Keep taking the little blue pills Steve
Don't want to disappoint Bosscat
Well I wouldn't climb over Steve to get to you Volvo m8



Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:58 pm
by Funkydrummer
If it's a screen it must be a replacement for the existing one as it's in that corner by the look of it.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 4:00 pm
by Volvoclaret

That's not what you said the last time I was in Long Preston
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 4:01 pm
by Steve1956
Bosscat wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 3:53 pm
Well I wouldn't climb over Steve to get to you Volvo m8


That's so reassuring BC I'm very flattered

Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 4:05 pm
by Bosscat
Steve1956 wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 4:01 pm
That's so reassuring BC I'm very flattered

Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 4:12 pm
by conyoviejo
Steve1956 wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 3:32 pm
I think most on here would take a while to get "erected"
Too true if they only get an erection when Burnley win.

Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 4:25 pm
by houseboy
Herts Clarets wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 2:51 pm
After losing their pitch side advert, CWR scaffold arrange another huge erection at the Turf
Apparently a by-law states that anyone having an erection in the street after dark should have it properly illuminated.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 4:27 pm
by timshorts
To water the grass when it gets to full arteta length.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 4:28 pm
by ClaretTony
Funkydrummer wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 3:58 pm
If it's a screen it must be a replacement for the existing one as it's in that corner by the look of it.
To bring this thread back to a level of common sense - the existing screen is being replaced
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 4:28 pm
by gawthorpe_view
conyoviejo wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 4:12 pm
Too true if they only get an erection when Burnley win.
Been a while then?

Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 5:30 pm
by Guller Bull
Huge baby getting delivered by a massive crane.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 5:37 pm
by Bosscat
Our village statutes say "there should be no erections on the village green without parish council permission"
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 6:05 pm
by Claretincraven
ClaretTony wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 4:28 pm
To bring this thread back to a level of common sense - the existing screen is being replaced
I would have thought putting up a second one before replacing the existing one would have been a much more sensible idea.
Thousands in the ground canβt see it.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 6:14 pm
by Guitargeorge
There are so many plausible explanations on here, for the appearance of the giant crane, I never cease to be amazed by the knowledge shared on this board.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 6:24 pm
by Billy Balfour
You should have seen the chatter when the horseless drove past.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 6:24 pm
by jojomk1
Somebody looking to move all the dry powder ?
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 6:53 pm
by kaptin1
New viewing platform for those wanting to watch at ball height
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 6:55 pm
by claretblue
Claretincraven wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 6:05 pm
I would have thought putting up a second one before replacing the existing one would have been a much more sensible idea.
Thousands in the ground canβt see it.
that was the intention!
A new curved screen between Bob Lord + Jimmy Mac was to be in place this November.
Followed by a larger replacement curved screen North Stand/Jimmy Mac corner.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 7:45 pm
by CFS
Dane Richards statue being placed in the exact position he went off......after coming on as a sub.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 8:12 pm
by RammyClaret61
Removing the old dry powder store now that ALK have emptied it.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 9:21 pm
by dougcollins
It was probably just a Heron.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 9:32 pm
by elwaclaret
At least it isnβt an albatross
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 9:50 pm
by Dark Cloud
claretblue wrote: βThu Oct 21, 2021 6:55 pm
that was the intention!
A new curved screen between Bob Lord + Jimmy Mac was to be in place this November.
Followed by a larger replacement curved screen North Stand/Jimmy Mac corner.
That'll be Harry Garlick's crane then?
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 10:21 pm
by AlwaysClaret
The new screen is going in the club shop corner, they were doing the brackets and strengthening
work yesterday.
The existing screen will then be replaced with the same type bigger curved screen in the North Stand Jimmy Mac corner.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:13 pm
by ayrshireclaret83
Is the new screen complete?
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:34 pm
by martin_p
This is how it looked on Wednesday night.

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Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:34 pm
by ClaretTony
The whole place is like a light show though
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:37 pm
by claptrappers_union

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Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:38 pm
by Burnleyareback2
martin_p wrote: βFri Oct 29, 2021 10:34 pm
This is how it looked on Wednesday night.
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Looks like another screen that I wonβt be able to see 5 rows from the back in the BL
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:40 pm
by Steve1956
ClaretTony wrote: βFri Oct 29, 2021 10:34 pm
The whole place is like a light show though
I only watched the Spurs game on TV,the light show around the bottom of the Bob Lord stand was very distracting,for those in the longside lower it must be terrible.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:47 pm
by ClaretTony
Steve1956 wrote: βFri Oct 29, 2021 10:40 pm
I only watched the Spurs game on TV,the light show around the bottom of the Bob Lord stand was very distracting,for those in the longside lower it must be terrible.
I found it distracting from the Longside Upper but probably will get used to it. The ads on the Bob Lord roof are fine because you don't look at them.
Re: Massive crane at the Turf ?
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:53 pm
by Awayfromburnley
I really don't like the pitch side ads.
There was one particular one on Wednesday that I kept thinking something was flying across the pitch. It was a pinkish colour ad, ironically I've no idea what it was for.
I know both sets of players are equally affected but it must have some impact upon them too.